Welcome, new trolls! We're pleased as punch to have you aboard, unfortunately as you may have noticed our moderators are unable to give you the moderations you've been working so hard for. Since we can't really do much about people not moderating more, we're going to be giving out more points so that the ones that do can give you the attention you so desperately crave.
Moderators: Starting a little after midnight UTC tonight, everyone will be getting ten points a day instead of five. The threshold for a mod-bomb, however, is going to remain at five. This change is not so you can pursue an agenda against registered users more effectively but so we can collectively handle the rather large uptick in anonymous trolling recently while still being able to have points remaining for upmodding quality comments. This is not an invitation to go wild downmodding; it's helping you to be able to stick to the "concentrate more on upmodding than downmodding" bit of the guidelines.
Also, this is not a heavily thought-out or permanent change. It is a quick, dirty adjustment that will be reviewed, tweaked, and likely changed before year's end. Questions? Comments?
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 25 2017, @11:50PM (7 children)
Funny since the main target of trolls is attention seekers. Get off of my bridge ;P
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 26 2017, @12:06AM (4 children)
shut the fuck up nigger.
(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday August 26 2017, @12:32AM (3 children)
Say what?!
Who you callin' a nigga, you gotdamn niggah?!
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Saturday August 26 2017, @12:35AM
I think he meant to say 'NAGGER'.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBNCBXwiN8 [youtube.com]
:)
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 26 2017, @04:30AM (1 child)
ET - doubles down on stupid. Again.
(Score: 4, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday August 26 2017, @10:13AM
AC - Can't even spell EF
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by stretch611 on Saturday August 26 2017, @02:04AM (1 child)
If only trolls weren't so stupid. After all the point of trolls and their bridges is to collect a toll for people on them. This is counter intuitive to making them get off the bridge.
Now with 5 covid vaccine shots/boosters altering my DNA :P
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 26 2017, @02:36AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDhAEmODyzw [youtube.com]