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posted by on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:13AM   Printer-friendly
from the there-go-most-of-our-nines dept.

As you're probably aware we experienced some unplanned downtime today. It has been claimed it was entirely the fault of Russian Hackers. They invaded fluorine and caused the database updating code in rehash to not update the database this last site update. Which is just as well, I suppose, since two of the SQL statements refuse to complete even when run manually. That I'm going to have to chalk up to a misconfigured ndbd on helium and neon.

tl;dr The long and short of it is, we'll be fine until we can get those updates into the database, but it is going to mean more downtime this weekend.

~TMB

 
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  • (Score: -1) by fakefuck39 on Thursday February 08 2018, @07:33AM (3 children)

    by fakefuck39 (6620) on Thursday February 08 2018, @07:33AM (#634772)

    people like you are actually why I visit. you're very inadequate in both the looks and the iq department, and you know this in the real world where you lurk in the shadows pretending to be busy on your phone and hoping no one hears you breathing. you're hard to see or notice in the real world. get you behind a keyboard though, and you get loud and hilarious, like a kid with a diaper full of shit and jam on his face yelling that someone farted hilarious.

    no retard, I don't visit restaurants I dislike. I clearly state I love this site. I also love comedy shows with retards on stage, large gatherings of losers at whom I can laugh, and you and people like you. you are my personal clowns, and I appreciate greatly this site and the people on it. I love to, a couple of times a week, laugh at the losers. That does involve posting, and telling the losers they're losers, and getting these confused responses back.

    hey sherlock - where did I tell anyone here I hate them? you know what does happen though? ugly beta loser keyboard warriors assume everyone around them hates them. no one hates you fuggo. we just laugh at you, but that's not out of hate - that's out of you being a goofy thing that we don't look at as a real person. shall I axkplain some more?

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by acid andy on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:55PM (2 children)

    by acid andy (1683) on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:55PM (#634915) Homepage Journal

    Wow. You sound like such a happy and well rounded person. Here's the thing - when you actually have to waste energy telling everyone what a successful, totally definitely alpha, six figure earning idol you are and what a loser they are in comparison, then you just ain't got it. Real success, attractiveness and power are effortless and understated. When you've really got it you don't have to mouth off because they just know. Oh, by the way, your communication skills are second to none. I can see they must serve you well in that high flying career.

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    • (Score: 2) by requerdanos on Thursday February 08 2018, @04:47PM (1 child)

      by requerdanos (5997) Subscriber Badge on Thursday February 08 2018, @04:47PM (#635004) Journal

      Real success [is] effortless

      While I acknowledge and support your overall message, I question this bit. I have put in quite a bit of effort, and that seems to be the norm...

      • (Score: 2) by acid andy on Thursday February 08 2018, @05:20PM

        by acid andy (1683) on Thursday February 08 2018, @05:20PM (#635036) Homepage Journal

        Aww shucks; you just had to go and ruin it. Should seem effortless then. For some it is effortless but that's often as much down to luck than ability. Either way, the dude tries too hard. If you've got a great dick, you don't need to blab about it. Word soon gets around.

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        If a cat has kittens, does a rat have rittens, a bat bittens and a mat mittens?