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April 1st Joke

posted by on Wednesday April 01 2020, @01:02AM   Printer-friendly
from the automotive dept.

The Mighty Buzzard writes:

The 4/1 joke this year is on me. Working from home apparently doesn't get you out of working on your home, or in this case a church destined to shortly be my home. Which is what kept me from having time to annoy you lot with a terrible/goofy/whatever theme or some other silliness this year. Enjoy your lazy Wednesday and feel free to have a chuckle at my expense.

Side note: there are only sixty-one four-digit uids left at the time of this writing (the morning of 3/31) . Any of you long time ACs who think you might want to register before we hit five digits need to do it soon.

 
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  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Subsentient on Wednesday April 01 2020, @02:31AM (11 children)

    by Subsentient (1111) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @02:31AM (#977899) Homepage Journal

    Look at my UID. Could I ask for a nicer one? I win. Muahahahaha.

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  • (Score: 4, Touché) by Gaaark on Wednesday April 01 2020, @02:45AM (4 children)

    by Gaaark (41) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @02:45AM (#977901) Journal

    You could have gotten 69 !

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    • (Score: 2) by Alfred on Wednesday April 01 2020, @03:51AM

      by Alfred (4006) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @03:51AM (#977918) Journal
      I could have had a much smaller UID but I didn't think it would mean much. I lurked for a while before signing in to cause chaos.

    • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Wednesday April 01 2020, @12:57PM (2 children)

      by Phoenix666 (552) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @12:57PM (#978006) Journal

      42, Gaark, 42. Please surrender your geek card and go sit in time out.

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      • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Thursday April 02 2020, @02:55AM (1 child)

        by Gaaark (41) on Thursday April 02 2020, @02:55AM (#978217) Journal

        69, Phoenix, 69!
        Please surrender your 'pleasing da wimmins' card! ;)

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        • (Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Thursday April 02 2020, @04:19AM

          by Phoenix666 (552) on Thursday April 02 2020, @04:19AM (#978236) Journal

          Surrendered long ago on that one. Who the hell is that flexible anymore?

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  • (Score: 5, Touché) by NCommander on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:33AM (1 child)

    by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:33AM (#977952) Homepage Journal

    Yours is 3 digits too long I think.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:45AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:45AM (#977961)

      I am shitting my self right now! An NCommander, UID2, post, right here down with us plebs? Well, OK, there are not that many of us, but still. All hail Ncommander! Bits be upon him.

  • (Score: 2) by istartedi on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:36AM (1 child)

    by istartedi (123) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @06:36AM (#977956) Journal

    Look at mine. Could you ask for an easier one?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @01:38PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @01:38PM (#978014)

    1111
    Or Nov 11 is known as singles day in China because that date looks like 4 single people . It is definitely unlucky to be single past a certain age so to help remove the stigma they turned it into ..... China’s biggest shopping day, celebrate being single by buying something

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @07:57PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @07:57PM (#978138)

    What are you talking about? It's not even prime!