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posted by on Wednesday April 01 2020, @01:02AM   Printer-friendly
from the automotive dept.

The Mighty Buzzard writes:

The 4/1 joke this year is on me. Working from home apparently doesn't get you out of working on your home, or in this case a church destined to shortly be my home. Which is what kept me from having time to annoy you lot with a terrible/goofy/whatever theme or some other silliness this year. Enjoy your lazy Wednesday and feel free to have a chuckle at my expense.

Side note: there are only sixty-one four-digit uids left at the time of this writing (the morning of 3/31) . Any of you long time ACs who think you might want to register before we hit five digits need to do it soon.

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @04:58AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 01 2020, @04:58AM (#977932)

    If you're doing a lot of construction for your new house, build a bunker under it. That's just what I've done with my house. I have solar panels, a wind turbine, and battery power. I have a well and a water purification system. It's great for when you need to hunker down and get away from almost everyone. My bunker has more than a seven year supply of food rations and I even have a small gym under my house. I've been living off the grid for the past couple of weeks while society falls apart. No matter what happens in the rest of the world, I'll be just fine in my bunker.

    I hate niggers, kikes, wetbacks, towelheads, chinks, japs, dune coons, pakis, curry munchers, gooks, and all other darkies. I hate darkies only because they hate America and are constantly seeking to destroy the civilized society and great nation we have worked so hard to build. Darkies are constantly trying to tear down America and plunge us into chaos and anarchy. Most recently, darkies brought the chink virus to America and are spreading it to every part of our great country. I hate darkies because their hatred of America will cause hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of Americans to die because of the chink virus. My hate is strong and I'm damned proud of it. In fact, my hate is getting stronger as I talk to you people. However, I'm not racist, and there's absolutely nothing racist about my post. The left will accuse me of being racist, but that's to distract from the facts in my post. The left can't refute any of my facts so they try to discredit me by labeling me as being racist. The left l complicit in allowing darkies to destroy America.

    I'm hunkered down in my bunker, waiting for the virus to stop spreading and hoping that America will finally see the truth about darkies. and n iggers back to Africa. Send all wetbacks back to Mexico. Send all pakis, towelheads, and dune coons back to their shithole sand nigger countries. Send all darkies back where they came from and America can finally be great again. Even if the left prevents America from ever seeing the truth, I'll be safe in my bunker until the plague passes.

    I haven't needed to completely isolate myself socially. Every few days, some friends and I have a cross lighting ceremony on my property. Fortunately, our robes and hoods guarantee that even if one of us happened to be infected with the chink virus, it's not going to spread to anyone else. And just in case, we still stand six feet apart while praying around the burning cross.

    I'll be safe, alive, and well throughout this crisis created by darkies. To anyone else who wants to be safe during this crisis, I suggest you start stocking up on supplies. If you're renovating a house, I suggest building a safe place underneath it where you can keep the supplies safe, hunker down, and wait out any crisis. Jesus Christ tells us that the Tribulation will be seven years of Hell on Earth before He returns to vanquish evil for a thousand years. In the Old Testament, God promised to mark the evil ones, the descendants of Esau, with dark skin so that we can recognize our enemies. I'm looking forward to a millennium of God's chosen people walking the Earth in peace, finally free of the evil ones among us.

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday April 01 2020, @10:19AM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <> on Wednesday April 01 2020, @10:19AM (#977985) Homepage Journal

    Have you considered this might be us original residents' way of saying "thanks for all the smallpox"?

    My rights don't end where your fear begins.