Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard
As an underground, "black hat" hacker, I don't have time for significant others. This Valentine's Day I want to show my appreciation by sending love letters to all those ignorant fools on the Internet that pay my bills by making the same mistakes over and over.
Cue the inevitable Spaceballs joke.
Source: https://www.helpnetsecurity.com/2018/02/14/black-hat-love-letters/ [helpnetsecurity.com]