Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 05 2015, @03:09PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Sunday July 05 2015, @03:09PM (#205296)
All this talk about "true nerd cred" but ignoring the simplest option guaranteed to be technically correct and cover all outcomes: just one response option labeled "100%".
Alternatively bypass the math circle jerk and go with smartassery by having any option be labeled "The most".
I miss a meme-riden humorous choice. Say, "Infinite: Chuck Norris can do without even clicking".
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2015, @03:20PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Tuesday July 14 2015, @03:20PM (#208924)
Chuck Norris would never settle with merely infinitely many votes. He would vote so often that not even infinite numbers are large enough to express the vote count.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 01 2015, @09:16AM
Both the first and the second option exclude exactly 50 votes.
BTW, for extra nerd credibility you could have used [0, 50) for the first and (200, ∞) for the fifth option.
But for true nerd credibility you would have made all intervals half-open on the right hand side.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 02 2015, @02:54PM
I guess 50 then.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Jeremiah Cornelius on Friday July 03 2015, @09:10PM
OTHER:
"Serena Williams".
ALWAYS the right answer.
You're betting on the pantomime horse...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 05 2015, @03:09PM
All this talk about "true nerd cred" but ignoring the simplest option guaranteed to be technically correct and cover all outcomes: just one response option labeled "100%".
Alternatively bypass the math circle jerk and go with smartassery by having any option be labeled "The most".
(Score: 3, Funny) by richtopia on Wednesday July 01 2015, @03:19PM
I'll be correct if you close the poll now.
But don't worry, I'm sure it will still be up a month from now.
(Score: 2) by DECbot on Wednesday July 01 2015, @06:24PM
'Cause my shell script says so.
i=LONG_MAX;
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 4, Funny) by SrLnclt on Wednesday July 01 2015, @07:31PM
The writer of this poll clearly needs more imagination.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 04 2015, @04:13PM
yeah? well we don't need your fancy square root of negative one here.
(Score: 4, Funny) by The Archon V2.0 on Thursday July 09 2015, @08:55PM
You have made an enemy this day. The Quaternion Cabal is watching you.
(Score: 4, Interesting) by Translation Error on Wednesday July 01 2015, @08:28PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 05 2015, @06:36AM
reminds me of the ol' auction for the $10 bill where the second-highest bidder pays
(Score: 5, Funny) by penguinoid on Thursday July 02 2015, @06:54AM
The most popular option will receive zero votes.
Wish that had been a poll option. Could have had a math joke consisting of a single character, and they missed it.
RIP Slashdot. Killed by greedy bastards.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 04 2015, @04:25AM
" This resource is no longer valid. Please return to the beginning and try again. "
(Score: 2) by Appalbarry on Monday July 06 2015, @03:31AM
Yah, 61% of the votes works REAL well for me!
(Score: 2) by Leebert on Wednesday July 08 2015, @12:55AM
One vote, Bob.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Subsentient on Wednesday July 08 2015, @07:59PM
Penis butter and jelly.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 2) by threedigits on Thursday July 09 2015, @03:50PM
I miss a meme-riden humorous choice. Say, "Infinite: Chuck Norris can do without even clicking".
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 14 2015, @03:20PM
Chuck Norris would never settle with merely infinitely many votes. He would vote so often that not even infinite numbers are large enough to express the vote count.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by DECbot on Wednesday July 15 2015, @07:11PM
"Chuck Norris." is a complete sentence.
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base