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What is your favorite advertising jingle?
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
$5... $5.... $5 foot looooooooong
What would you do ooo ooo for a Klondike bar?
Plop Plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!
I Don’t Want To Grow Up, I’m A Toys-R-Us Kid
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....
Call Roto Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain!
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