Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard
As has been widely reported by technology "journalists" (here - here - here - here) , robot strippers are back from their 5 year hiatus, showing up at the Sapphire Las Vegas this year for CES 2018. This video may be NSFW. Roll the dice, big boy!
The robot strippers are named R2-DD and Triple CPU
Source: https://www.hardocp.com/news/2018/01/09/robot_strippers_return_at_ces_2018/ [hardocp.com]