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Safari ranger trampled to death by sexually charged elephant

Rejected submission by realDonaldTrump at 2019-01-01 16:23:52

"A sexually charged elephant broke into a game park in South Africa and trampled a top safari ranger in a fatal rampage, according to reports." []

Elephants are a big menace, folks. Even the babies. One of them nearly did a real number on my wife.

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