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DannyB [soylentnews.org] writes:

More poll ideas for SN. Not an actual story. Not all options may apply. No refunds.

When do you take down your Christmas tree?
* Dec 2019
* Jan 2020
* Feb 2020
* Mar 2020
* Apr 2020
* Leave it up all year
* Don't have a Christmas tree

First 'gaming' experience:
* Adventure
* Pong
* Other coin op arcade game
* Early home video game console
* 8-bit early computer game (non IBM-PC)
* early PC games (pre-GPU)
* modern GPU game
* VR game
* Other (please specify)

When computer identifies yur misspelling, you:
* google
* ddg
* grammarly
* bing it
* ignore it
* have a drink
* Other (please specify)

Preferred answer to stupid questions (other than this one):
* Phaser
* Photon torpedo
* PPG
* Light Saber
* Crude blaster
* Other (please specify)

You feel most like:
* Dilbert
* Dogbert
* Wally
* Alice
* Catbert
* Intern
* PHB
* Other (please specify)

When you're in the zone (focused, performance), you're at...
* business zone
* residential zone
* school zone
* hospital zone
* no passing zone
* erogenous zone
* Other (please specify)

How is your primary workspace lit?
* LED
* Fluorescent
* Incandescent
* glow from the computer monitor
* oil / gas / wood / coal
* Other (please specify)

How often do you replace your primary PC?
* less than one year
* Yearly
* 2 years
* 3 years
* 4 years
* 5 years
* Other (please specify)

First place you go with technical question?
* Stack Overflow
* Experts Exchange
* Quora
* Reddit
* 8chan
* Other (please specify)

Last time you used a slide rule?
* 2020
* 2019
* within last 5 years
* within last 10 years
* within last 20 years
* Other (please specify)

If limited options available?
* McDonalds
* Burger King
* Sonic
* Five Guys
* I'd rather chew my leg off
* Other (please specify)

Most responsible (or to blame) for modern tech:
* Brin
* Page
* Torvalds
* Gates
* Zuckerberg
* Gore
* Other (please specify)

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