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Gaaark (41)

Gaaark
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Linux user. Tries to keep feeding the brain with stuff. Husband and father of a young lady and a younger son who has autism/is autistic... that nut didn't fall far from this nut-tree, I'll tell ya: he gets it honestly. Now if only he'd sleep..............

I believe that God gave us the science, curiousity and intelligence to one day conclusively prove that God does not exist.

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Monday June 11, 18
09:07 PM
Software

If I only had money to invest with (hey SoylentGreens (it's people!!!); anyone want to buy me a share?

https://www.startengine.com/mycroft-ai

I can't even afford to get a Mycroft-box, though my raspi Mycroft works fine...love the fem-voice.

But yeah...if I had spare cash, I'd love to get in on this (but currently Canadians can't invest anyways due to startengine goofs).

"Hey mister, buy me this, I sucky sucky so good, me so horny!"

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 11 2018, @09:24PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 11 2018, @09:24PM (#691620)

    Minimum Investment Amount (per investor)
    $251.20

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 11 2018, @10:30PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 11 2018, @10:30PM (#691646)

    realDonaldTrump can fix this. I propose a 2 way special art of the trade deal allowing Gaaark to invest in Mycroft and Americans to invest in Turdeu's eyebrow.

  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 12 2018, @05:30AM (5 children)

    But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

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    • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday June 12 2018, @10:40AM (4 children)

      by Gaaark (41) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday June 12 2018, @10:40AM (#691847) Journal

      Is that you, RuPaul?
      :)

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      • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 12 2018, @05:38PM (3 children)

        In this case, no, it's Barenaked Ladies [youtube.com].

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        • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday June 12 2018, @05:45PM (2 children)

          by Gaaark (41) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday June 12 2018, @05:45PM (#692024) Journal

          Oh I know... I. AM. CANADIAN!
          ;)

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          • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday June 12 2018, @11:04PM (1 child)

            And you didn't bring Tim Hortons donuts?! You utter bastard.

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            My rights don't end where your fear begins.
            • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Wednesday June 13 2018, @12:51AM

              by Gaaark (41) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday June 13 2018, @12:51AM (#692176) Journal

              A lot of the Time Hortons now have frozen donuts shipped in and defrost them.

              Funny, though: my father in law used to install furnaces, duct work etc.
              The one place he worked, the guys he worked with rarely went to Timmies and he said their coffee sucked balls.
              Then he changed work places. The new crew always went to Timmies: he continued drinking Timmies even after retiring. I think they secretly put extra caffeine or cocaine or something in their coffee.

              I always made my own coffee; that way I got it how I liked it... black and strong and delish. Or espresso when possible.
              Mmmmmmmm espresso.....

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