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Monday August 21, 17

Seeking Beta Testers for Warp Life for iOS

06:58 PM

It runs on the iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

Warp Life is a particularly fast implementation of Conway's Game of Life. Golly may be faster but it doesn't run on the smaller devices, just the iPad.

If you're willing to help, I'll need the UDIDs of each device you want to test with. Follow these instructions to obtain your device's UDID.

Mail your UDID(s) to mdcrawford@gmail.com.

You could really help a brother out if you would forward the URL to my beta test page to anyone you genuinely feel would be interested in or would benefit from it:

http://www.warplife.com/beta-testing

• iDon't iHave iNone iDon't iHave iNone (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday August 22 2017, @03:22PM (4 children)

  by Gaaark (41) on Tuesday August 22 2017, @03:22PM (#557529) Journal

  Would love to help, but i have iNothing. XD

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  • Long-term goal is to support desktop OSes (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Tuesday August 22 2017, @07:31PM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Tuesday August 22 2017, @07:31PM (#557663) Homepage Journal

    Most of the contract programming I do is porting. My iOS source code is structured so that it would be straightforward to port Warp Life to OS X and Windows.

    I'll commence a completely rewritten - in Java - Android version sometime this Fall.

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  • Re:iDon't iHave iNone Re:iDon't iHave iNone (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 23 2017, @07:26AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 23 2017, @07:26AM (#557877)

    I also have iNothing, but it gets worse. Two other guys tried to pressure me into buying an iThing today. Fuck them and fuck MDC too.

    To borrow a sentiment from Homer Jay Simpson, gee I really wish I wanted to be able to help you Crawford.

    Keep crowing, Crowfard. You want free slave labor because you're worth it? Go fucking fuck yourself. You're the very best at scamming everyone, you lying sack of bald shit. Why don't you fucking pay for beta testers out of your billionaire trust fund? Go back to pretend-homelessness and drum up more sympathy for your personal brand, you shitface asshole.

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    • Free Beta Testing has long been customary Free Beta Testing has long been customary (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Wednesday August 23 2017, @07:12PM (1 child)

      by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Wednesday August 23 2017, @07:12PM (#558129) Homepage Journal

      Where do you get the idea that I have a billion dollars?

      I often journaled about my homelessness as I was experiencing. I also discussed the various soup kitchens, homeless shelters and rescue missions I availed myself of.

      I also pointed out that for quite a long time I refused offers of free housing, as I wanted that to go to people who could not survive on the street - the disabled and elderly.

      Why are you so hateful of me. I really want to know.

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      • Re:Free Beta Testing has long been customary (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 26 2017, @03:31PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 26 2017, @03:31PM (#559464)

        Eh, I wouldn't let it bother me. It is probably just jealously manifesting as anger.

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• Warp Life sucks (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 31 2017, @02:33PM

  by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 31 2017, @02:33PM (#590023)

  If an app doesn't have a billion users, it's a crap.

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