I've got an appointment with a neurologist in 2 1/2 hours. Usually such specialist appointments take three months to obtain but my recent visits to the ER led to this one getting expedited.
I had this grand plan that I would turn in early, so I would be fresh as a daisy, if not actually able to speak coherently.
Instead I was up until 1:30 AM, set my alarm for 9:30, then got a call at 8:30 from one of my neurologists staff with a question about my insurance.
Perhaps I'd feel better if I ran myself through with my father's ceremonial sword.