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"Buzzy, you're probably the dumbest person I've ever encountered. Well, there is aristarchus, so make it 2nd dumbest."
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"Buzzy, you're probably the dumbest person I've ever encountered. Well, there is aristarchus, so make it 2nd dumbest."
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Wednesday August 15, 18
11:32 AM
The brilliant motherfuckers over at Ruhr-Universität Bochum in Germany have gotten their science on and done up a paper stating in part that crazy bitches are better in the sack. Thanks a bunch there, folks. Think you could do up a study on whether guys like to look at boobs next?
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(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:01PM
Don't stick your dick in teh crazy!
(Score: 4, Informative) by requerdanos on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:56PM
Victoria University of Wellington has a research study [researchgate.net] that might interest you.
Quote from abstract:
Notably, the abstract is illustrated.
(Score: 2) by requerdanos on Wednesday August 15 2018, @04:57PM
Not to be outdone, there is a front-page story [soylentnews.org] about a study that literally
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @07:11PM (3 children)
I've had a personal theory about crazy bitches for a while after noticing how crazy women would arouse me just from close proximity, while I usually had to start getting sexual with "sane" women first. I think there are hormones related to pheromone production and sex drive that cause the emotional instability.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @09:25PM
There is a hormonal link to emotional instability. [medicalxpress.com] I'd suggest any heightened pheromone production is a bi-product of the hyper-sexual mindset and ceaseless predation of these she-beasts.
(Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Thursday August 16 2018, @11:55AM (1 child)
It's easy: crazy bitches are the ones who fuck on the first date. Also great booty calls. Though sometimes they are too crazy and you gotta cut em loose. I dumped my last crazy booty call after she went to jail...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday August 16 2018, @12:17PM
Gotta disagree there. Sticking your dick in crazy is fine as long as she never finds out any way to contact you and does not know where you live. This pretty much rules out booty calls. You need to consider peak crazy not just the RMS.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday August 16 2018, @12:16AM (1 child)
So, the only volunteers they could get for their study were people who might be slowing down? Younger people are too busy screwing each other to be bothered with some stupid study. Odd. I guess Germany doesn't have a big problem with feminists, mgtows, and incels beating around the bush but never getting it on.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 16 2018, @11:53AM
> I guess Germany doesn't have a big problem with feminists, mgtows, and incels beating around the bush but never getting it on.
Nah. They're too busy catering to camel jockeys.
(Score: 3, Informative) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday August 19 2018, @02:33AM (1 child)
My ex (yes, this happens to gay girls too!) was my first, but even without experience I could tell she was really good, and just a little kinky, which means she broadened my horizons a ton. Unfortunately, she also went crazier than a flaming ferret in a fireworks factory a little less than 4 years into the relationship. I still don't know WTF her problem was, but in retrospect, dating a woman half a decade older than me was probably not a good idea...
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday August 20 2018, @09:14PM
Worked out great for me. I started dating women in their 30s back when I was 16. Well, more providing dick to than dating. Good times.
Anyway, after you hit thirty, five years is fairly trivial. It's a ratio of difference between your ages to your current age thing.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Yog-Yogguth on Wednesday August 29 2018, @09:20PM (1 child)
They're all crazy.
As are we :|
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(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday August 29 2018, @09:41PM
I very much agree with you. I generally use the term more to mean "atypically crazy" or "more crazy" rather than just "crazy". Kind of like saying it's hot outside. Means the same thing either place but the specifics are going to be a bit different in Toronto than in Tuscon.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.