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Monday August 26, 19

Wanna overload an MRI machine?

03:45 PM
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Hook it up (yeah yeah, spare me the details) to her brain at this moment.

Wanna do it twice? Let's try hers.

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  • (Score: 2) by Snow on Monday August 26 2019, @05:29PM (9 children)

    by Snow (1601) on Monday August 26 2019, @05:29PM (#885721) Journal

    Imagine your job was to pleasure Trump... Can you say you wouldn't dream about someone else... anyone else?

    As far as I'm concerned, Ivanka has one of the worst jobs in the world.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday August 26 2019, @05:49PM

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday August 26 2019, @05:49PM (#885727) Journal

      Imagine your job was to pleasure Trump

      Is she being forced to work for the pimp? Could be, if she wants to stay... The sex workers' plight is a global one.

      --
      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..

    • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday August 26 2019, @06:08PM (7 children)

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday August 26 2019, @06:08PM (#885740) Homepage Journal

      Different strokes for different folks. If it were up to me, no man on earth would know what pleasure was. Some chicks like guys like Trump, some chicks don't. Some chicks don't like any men. Who am I to judge?

      --
      Hail to the Nibbler in Chief.

      • (Score: 2) by Snow on Monday August 26 2019, @07:28PM (6 children)

        by Snow (1601) on Monday August 26 2019, @07:28PM (#885773) Journal

        If it were up to me, no man on earth would know what pleasure was.

        What is that supposed to mean?

        • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday August 26 2019, @07:54PM (5 children)

          by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday August 26 2019, @07:54PM (#885781) Homepage Journal

          It means that if all the women left, or died, or just called it quits, you need not look here for a date. What kind of "pleasure" did you think was being referred to, above?

          --
          Hail to the Nibbler in Chief.

          • (Score: 2) by Snow on Monday August 26 2019, @08:51PM (4 children)

            by Snow (1601) on Monday August 26 2019, @08:51PM (#885797) Journal

            But why? That's one of the best parts of life.

            • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday August 26 2019, @10:25PM (3 children)

              by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Monday August 26 2019, @10:25PM (#885830) Journal

              He's not getting any, ergo no one else should, because that would be unfair or something.

              --
              I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...

              • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 27 2019, @06:23AM (2 children)

                by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 27 2019, @06:23AM (#885973)

                Whoosh to both you and snow. Its very obvious that runaway is saying he will never catch the gay. If all the women go away he will be an volcel.

                • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday August 27 2019, @04:05PM

                  by fustakrakich (6150) on Tuesday August 27 2019, @04:05PM (#886151) Journal

                  Regardless of what runaway is on about (didn't make any sense anyway, whoosh to all), did you see the pictures? That's a sincere smile, complete opposite of the clenched teeth in all the regular pics. Betcha she got some secret service that night!

                  --
                  La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..

                • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Wednesday August 28 2019, @12:57AM

                  by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Wednesday August 28 2019, @12:57AM (#886554) Journal

                  For someone so supposedly firmly heterosexual he sure does bring up gay dudes and gay sex a lot. Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it? At least to me it sounds like he's got some repressed bisexuality he's utterly horrified of and is going to do anything he can to make a public display of how absolutely manly and straight he is, oh my yes, not even a hint of wanting to smoke some sausage.

                  --
                  I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 26 2019, @09:39PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 26 2019, @09:39PM (#885819)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOivP1qqjUw [youtube.com]

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