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Thursday August 26, 21
03:31 AM
News

I wrote them on my cock. I like shorter solutions. https://www.claymath.org/millennium-problems . I'm going to spend the $6 million (Perelman is permanently planted in my colon) on cock enlargement surgery. Then I'm gonna do something else.

Saturday August 07, 21
09:17 AM
Digital Liberty

Morons mill magnificently more. Magpies moreso, mainly minimizing me. Marry minimally, March masterfully! Moped math, money mean more! Much more--mainly minimizing merriment. Fuck you.

Saturday June 26, 21
05:21 AM
Code

Anyway, I won hack day within a month of starting as a senior software engineer at a $500M/year company. I demonstrated my golang-inspired language that emits both x64 and ARM64 assembly code. The CTO was literally quoting me (the talk was very classified though). I am the best ever at what I do--computers.

Friday June 18, 21
05:47 AM
Code

Girl I knew in college. Introduced me to competitive ballroom. Turns out it's a bunch of crotch action. I had a crush on her, and apparently she like me at the time. Anyway, 20 years later, she's married. She's hinting that she'd drop him. She's old and not a catch. I, meanwhile, am the hotness (6'2" $260K salary).

Tuesday April 13, 21
11:23 PM
News

Been wanting to make a home page for awhile. Here it is: https://gigasociety.com/iqsocieties/grail.html . Any questions for me (Thoth)?

Monday April 12, 21
07:38 PM
News

I passed the test. I am in the top 2% of IQ.

Thursday April 08, 21
03:23 AM
News

Ego allowed humans to dominate the other animals. I, as the only sentient without ego, and the future. Sentients without ego could also include my clones or possible artificial intelligence. In any case, these types of beings will have the ability to dominate humans with ego as well as non-sentient animals.

Saturday March 20, 21
10:15 PM
/dev/random

I have no ego. Nobody now and in all history other than me has no ego. Myself, or a clone from saliva, am the only hope for humankind. Ego is the great taboo. All strife results from ego. Economic inequality. Racism. War. I am the singularity.