hubie writes:
"An article in the American Journal of Primatology looks at comparing the spatial cognitive abilities between chimpanzees and humans by presenting them a virtual reality environment and seeing how well they can navigate mazes. The goal was "to determine how efficiently chimpanzees could navigate and whether chimpanzees performance in a virtual 3D environment presented on a 2D medium (a computer screen) would differ from that of human performance." The virtual reality environment looked a lot like something out of Wolfenstein 3D. Based upon the small sample of subjects used, the outcome is that the chimpanzee took about as much time as the 3 to 12 year olds to complete the mazes, but ended up taking significantly shorter paths than either the human children or adults in the study."
(Score: 4, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 12 2014, @11:15PM
It's finally proven that a trained monkey IS better.
(Score: 5, Funny) by Thexalon on Thursday March 13 2014, @01:08AM
Only at certain tasks, such as solving mazes, finding bananas, riding a tricycle, running a business, or holding political office.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 1) by captain normal on Thursday March 13 2014, @05:57AM
You left out CEO of major corporations.
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts"- --Daniel Patrick Moynihan--
(Score: 2) by Common Joe on Friday March 14 2014, @09:48PM
Chimps running for an office? I'd vote for them in a heartbeat. I'd even pay money to watch them fling poo at the other non Chimpanzee office holders during session. Hmmm... I think I found a way to solve the national deficit.
(Score: 2, Interesting) by AnythingGoes on Wednesday March 12 2014, @11:22PM
(Score: 3, Funny) by wjwlsn on Wednesday March 12 2014, @11:38PM
Maybe send her to college for a STEM degree of some kind and see if she sticks with that degree program despite the occasional bad grade (assuming that she doesn't ace every damn course).
I am a traveler of both time and space. Duh.
(Score: 2) by EvilJim on Wednesday March 12 2014, @11:56PM
Dammit, where are my mod points today? +1 funny/insightful to you good sir
(Score: 3, Funny) by Geotti on Wednesday March 12 2014, @11:41PM
Next time I'm replacing my crowd-sourcing algorithms for arising travelling salesman problems with a chimpanzee, an oculus rift and an API.
Heck, I think I got a business idea...
(Score: 1) by captain normal on Thursday March 13 2014, @06:06AM
Makes a lot of sense to me. Was it H. L. Mencken who said. "No one ever went broke underestimation the intelligence of the American public"?
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts"- --Daniel Patrick Moynihan--
(Score: 3, Funny) by lentilla on Thursday March 13 2014, @02:22AM
Why did they go to the trouble of making something "a lot like" a first person shooter? Just let them play them play Wolfenstein 3D.
This should have two benefits:
Seems to be a win both ways...
(Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday March 13 2014, @02:35AM
after the successful test, you can be the one to hand the chimp a loaded AK, I'll be as far the fuck away as possible.
(Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Thursday March 13 2014, @05:34PM
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=chimpanzee+wit h+ak-47&FORM=MYMSNA&mkt=en-US&cp=1252&pi=7317&di=1 2500#view=detail&mid=DD79E45A08AF335365FBDD79E45A0 8AF335365FB [bing.com]
Like this?
Alex Jones lawyer inspires new TV series: CSI Moron Division.
(Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday March 13 2014, @09:18PM
hahahaha, exactly like that! I guess that one hasn't been trained to shoot people though, shit, what cant you find on the internet?
(Score: 1) by ticho on Thursday March 13 2014, @06:51AM
You _know_ the chimps will just be killed off after they get really good. We've seen this before [wikipedia.org].
(Score: 1) by LordFrito on Thursday March 13 2014, @11:13AM
If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that chimps + VR = UberChimps [youtube.com].
This will not end well.
(Score: 1) by thoughtlover on Thursday March 13 2014, @08:34PM