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Astronomers Spot New Aurora in the Gases Around Uranus
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Gases around your anus, he, he.
Astronomers Spot New Aurora in the Gases Around Uranus [gizmodo.com]:
The planet’s atmosphere is mixing with particles, producing a newly discovered infrared aurora.
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