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on Friday June 07 2019, @02:07AM
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FBI releases files on Bigfoot from records vault
The FBI released 22 documents from its records vault on Wednesday concerning the agency's investigation into a possible Bigfoot.
The records, dated from 1976 and 1977, chronicle an analysis of an unidentified hair and tissue sample that some believed belonged to Bigfoot. The samples were said to have come from "a member of the deer family," the documents show.
Also at Popular Mechanics, NBC, and Vice.
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FBI Releases Bigfoot Documents (Spoiler: It Was Just Deer Hair)
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(Score: 2) by black6host on Friday June 07 2019, @02:27AM (1 child)
Couldn't have used the Spoiler tag?
(Score: 2) by takyon on Friday June 07 2019, @02:30AM
Can't use tags in headlines :( :( :(
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(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 07 2019, @03:29AM (3 children)
Bigfoot is real!
The deep state needs to keep the truth hidden as they prepare their specially trained Bigfoot army to take over the US and implement Sharia!
It's going to be even worse than the planned Muslim invasion from three Mexican countries!
Jade Helm! Jade Helm! Jim Jones! Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 07 2019, @09:17AM (2 children)
So is his evil twin ... Bigfart. No one has ever survived an encounter with Bigfart.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 07 2019, @11:22AM
So whence cometh the bigfart reports?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 07 2019, @12:52PM
I guess Bigfart is a Minbari [youtube.com] then.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 07 2019, @08:12AM
Were the witnesses wolfed down by invisible coy ate ing bursts of baydom?
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday June 07 2019, @09:25AM (2 children)
Gigantic hairy apes that are members of the deer family. Interesting.
(Score: 2, Funny) by DECbot on Friday June 07 2019, @04:46PM (1 child)
Yeah, they're members of the deer family, but only by marriage.
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 2) by bob_super on Saturday June 08 2019, @12:39AM
Didn't know Bigfoot was spotted in Alabama
(Score: 3, Funny) by VLM on Friday June 07 2019, @11:51AM (1 child)
Bigfoot sightings are probably at least sometimes, D B Cooper.
Think about it... he doesn't want to be seen and caught, can't avoid being seen, so he can wear what amounts to a furry costume and growl and people will go out of their way to avoid reporting because they'll look crazy and no one would ever suspect Bigfoot to be D B Cooper so he's kinda shielded there too.
Some dude walking around in the woods looks like D B Cooper he's gonna get caught eventually, but some dude walking around the woods in a Bigfoot suit, he's pretty safe.
This is aside from there likely being furries wearing Bigfoot suits having sex in the woods anyway, so 99.9% of Bigfoot sightings are boring horny weirdos not D B Cooper himself, so ...
(Score: 2) by takyon on Friday June 07 2019, @12:13PM
Burning money to make a fire, wearing suits made out of deer skins and dollar signs...
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(Score: 2) by looorg on Friday June 07 2019, @02:48PM
Isn't it obvious? Bigfoot ate a deer and left some of it's fur behind (one way or another, no need to go into details there).
(Score: 2) by The Archon V2.0 on Friday June 07 2019, @03:40PM
It's a whole family. Bigfoot, Deerhair, Shortarm, Turkeyleg....
Better hope you never meet Uglyface.