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posted by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:26PM   Printer-friendly
from the seething-with-anger dept.
I've pushed an emergency fix to production to close bug #142 on the tracker. For those unaware, Slashcode portscans every user when they login or post a comment. While we knew that there was some code involved in checking for open proxies, I thought it had been disabled, and the default settings in the database all default to off. The fact of the matter though is the backend was ignoring all disable checks in the database and scanning every IP to see if they were a proxy on ports 80, 3123, 8000, and 8080.

I'm f****** seething; this is unacceptable for any site, and this behaviour isn't documented anywhere; we've been portscanning since day one and were completely unaware of it. My guess is almost everyone here was unaware of this "feature" as well. Our submitter reports slashdot did this as well. There is no notification or link in the FAQ that this is done, unless you were checking your firewall rules religiously, this would have been completely unnoticed.

I'm seething and furious at the moment. How on earth is this acceptable behaviour? I understand proxy scanning; most IRC networks do it, but they notify you that they are doing so. Furthermore, a basic web application should not be probing their end users; I'm absolutely flabbergasted that this exists, as were most of the staff when it was brought to our attention. On behalf of the site, I want to offer a formal apology for this clusterf***.

Addendum: Since writing this, I've written a follow up on why this got me so upset in my journal. I've got journal replies set to on, and will respond to anyone both here and there.Here's the revelent bit of code from Slash/DB/MySQL/MySQL.pm (yes, it lives in the DB API, no I don't know why)
sub checkForOpenProxy {
my($self, $ip) = @_;
# If we weren't passed an IP address, default to whatever
# the current IP address is.
if (!$ip && $ENV{GATEWAY_INTERFACE}) {
my $r = Apache->request;
$ip = $r->connection->remote_ip if $r;
}

# If we don't have an IP address, it can't be an open proxy.
return 0 if !$ip;
# Known secure IPs also don't count as open proxies.
my $constants = getCurrentStatic();
my $gSkin = getCurrentSkin();

my $secure_ip_regex = $constants->{admin_secure_ip_regex};
return 0 if $secure_ip_regex && $ip =~ /$secure_ip_regex/;

# If the IP address is already one we have listed, use the
# existing listing.
my $port = $self->getKnownOpenProxy($ip);
if (defined $port) {
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " cfop no need to check ip '$ip', port is '$port'\n";
return $port;
}
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " cfop ip '$ip' not known, checking\n";

# No known answer; probe the IP address and get an answer.
my $ports = $constants->{comments_portscan_ports} || '80 8080 8000 3128';
my @ports = grep /^\d+$/, split / /, $ports;
return 0 if !@ports;
my $timeout = $constants->{comments_portscan_timeout} || 5;
my $connect_timeout = int($timeout/scalar(@ports)+0.2);
my $ok_url = "$gSkin->{absolutedir}/ok.txt";

my $pua = Slash::Custom::ParUserAgent->new();
$pua->redirect(1);
$pua->max_redirect(3);
$pua->max_hosts(scalar(@ports));
$pua->max_req(scalar(@ports));
$pua->timeout($connect_timeout);

#use LWP::Debug;
#use Data::Dumper;
#LWP::Debug::level("+trace"); LWP::Debug::level("+debug");

my $start_time = Time::HiRes::time;

local $_proxy_port = undef;
sub _cfop_callback {
my($data, $response, $protocol) = @_;
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " _cfop_callback protocol '$protocol' port '$_proxy_port' succ '" . ($response->is_success()) . "' data '$data' content '" . ($response->is_success() ? $response->content() : "(fail)") . "'\n";
if ($response->is_success() && $data eq "ok\n") {
# We got a success, so the IP is a proxy.
# We should know the proxy's port at this
# point; if not, that's remarkable, so
# print an error.
my $orig_req = $response->request();
$_proxy_port = $orig_req->{_slash_proxytest_port};
if (!$_proxy_port) {
print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " _cfop_callback got data but no port, protocol '$protocol' port '$_proxy_port' succ '" . ($response->is_success()) . "' data '$data' content '" . $response->content() . "'\n";
}
$_proxy_port ||= 1;
# We can quit listening on any of the
# other ports that may have connected,
# returning immediately from the wait().
# So we want to return C_ENDALL. Except
# C_ENDALL doesn't seem to _work_, it
# crashes in _remove_current_connection.
# Argh. So we use C_LASTCON.
return LWP::Parallel::UserAgent::C_LASTCON;
}
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " _cfop_callback protocol '$protocol' succ '0'\n";
}

#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " cfop beginning registering\n";
for my $port (@ports) {
# We switch to a new proxy every time thru.
$pua->proxy('http', "http://$ip:$port/");
my $req = HTTP::Request->new(GET => $ok_url);
$req->{_slash_proxytest_port} = $port;
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " cfop registering for proxy '$pua->{proxy}{http}'\n";
$pua->register($req, \&_cfop_callback);
}
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . "pua: " . Dumper($pua);
my $elapsed = Time::HiRes::time - $start_time;
my $wait_timeout = int($timeout - $elapsed + 0.5);
$wait_timeout = 1 if $wait_timeout wait($wait_timeout);
#print STDERR scalar(localtime) . " cfop done with wait, returning " . (defined $_proxy_port ? 'undef' : "'$port'") . "\n";
$_proxy_port = 0 if !$_proxy_port;
$elapsed = Time::HiRes::time - $start_time;

# Store this value so we don't keep probing the IP.
$self->setKnownOpenProxy($ip, $_proxy_port, $elapsed);

return $_proxy_port;
}


Leave your comments below, I want to know how others feel about this "feature".

Update: We've confirmed that slashdot.jp and Barrapunto predate this feature being added to the codebase; according to the git log, it was added on commit 177e2213 at 2008-04-16 19:07:46 +0000.
 
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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:33PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:33PM (#29019)

    Is it just banning posts from anything deemed a proxy site? Is the information being stored for later reference? Are these open port results re-probed or re-used anywhere else?

    And why would the code care if people used a proxy site in order to make a post? Was it simply to avoid alts and astroturfing? Was there any OTHER reason to port scan?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:44PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:44PM (#29029)

      does not really matter, the process itself may be prohibited by your host and you just broke their terms and conditions

      • (Score: 5, Informative) by xlefay on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM

        by xlefay (65) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM (#29035) Journal

        In fairness, we didn't know about this; but I just confirmed, Slashdot does it:


        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=18595 -> DPT=81
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=39440 -> DPT=8080
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=14480 -> DPT=80
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=27035 -> DPT=3128
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=41068 -> DPT=6588
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=9200 -> DPT=8081
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=5978 -> DPT=1026
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=61971 -> DPT=3382
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=35001 -> DPT=7032
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=50869 -> DPT=8090
        SRC=216.34.181.45 -> DST=10.0.0.14 -> PROTO=TCP -> SPT=64976 -> DPT=2578

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:03PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:03PM (#29053)

          if you don't know what your software is doing then terms & conditions obviously don't apply to you /irony

          • (Score: 2) by xlefay on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:14PM

            by xlefay (65) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:14PM (#29065) Journal

            Hmm, I didn't say that but I can see how that could have been implied. This wasn't my intention.

        • (Score: 1) by gishzida on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:09PM

          by gishzida (2870) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:09PM (#29060) Journal

          yes but they seem to be knocking on more doors that the code posted does.

          Also I note they are not knocking port 8000

          the question is why?

          • (Score: 3, Informative) by xlefay on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:13PM

            by xlefay (65) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:13PM (#29063) Journal

            From what I'm seeing in the code (note, perl ain't my thing):


            my $ports = $constants->{comments_portscan_ports} || '80 8080 8000 3128';

            So, it uses the 'comments_portscan_ports' or the default ports. So I'm guessing /. has set those other ports in that constant.

            • (Score: 3, Informative) by Hairyfeet on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:32PM

              by Hairyfeet (75) <bassbeast1968NO@SPAMgmail.com> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:32PM (#29086) Journal

              Well that at least explains why Slash reacted differently when I switched DNS servers, some of the ones i use would have considered that suspect and blocked it. It does make you wonder WTF is going on behind the scenes over there and makes me glad I stopped going, just one more reason to use Soybeans over Slash.

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              • (Score: 4, Interesting) by edIII on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:45PM

                by edIII (791) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:45PM (#29133)

                THIS.

                I was at Slash for quite awhile too and feel much better off here. WTF indeed. I understand passive logging of user details accessing the system, but switching to active probing silently is egregious. It seems like we can blow this out of proportion since it's a simple port scan, but it could be more than that. I feel like going over there and submitting an article linking back to Soylent, but I don't want to start anything.

                If you think about Slashdot and what happened over there with corporate interests gradually corrupting it, it does make you wonder what was going on. You go there today and it has 9 different 3rd parties blocked by Ghostery/DoNotTrackMe, one of which is an Internet market research corporation. The rest can be explained by advertising to a degree, but that last one is purely for exploitation.

                Soylent should be tearing apart the rest of the code right now to see just what was done with the collected information and start documenting it in the wiki. The results must be logged somewhere unless this code is just orphaned and was never part of any other flow.

                It may have been a response to user abuse, but even then, it should have been well documented and part of the sites privacy policy. I just went and read Slashdot's privacy policy on what information they collect. Nowhere do they distinguish between passive data from HTTP requests and headers, and actively sending packets to test for conditions. In fact, the word port is not even present in the entire document.

                Yet, I still wonder with something like that in the code if they were violating their own privacy policy.

                I hope Soylent figures this out because it makes no sense. Slash silently degraded for sure, but that's a pretty fair departure from where it started out.

                Thankfully, we have declared from day one that we are a community first. I appreciate how Soylent has handled this.

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                • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:45AM

                  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:45AM (#29278)

                  Ghostery

                  Using a proprietary extension for added privacy/security is... stupid.

                • (Score: 1) by canopic jug on Saturday April 12 2014, @05:20PM

                  by canopic jug (3949) Subscriber Badge on Saturday April 12 2014, @05:20PM (#30560) Journal

                  SN should make sure it can function fully without javascript. While port scans can collect some information, vastly more can be collected once inside the browser. That has already been exploited unofficially [v3.co.uk] at the other site, and the potential for official exploitation is much higher. If javascript is allowed by the browser and required by the site then even if the javascript coming from the site is legit, it is possible to piggy back malicious code on top especially if HTTPS is not used.

                  All activities, browsing, commenting, moderating and metamoderating need to be fully operational without needing javascript. Much of the eye candy can be provided by CSS3 anyway. If javascript is somehow compelling, make it an option, not a requirement.

                  While an audit of the scripts might be entertaining and identify what the other site has been up to, it is not necessary. Just take them out.

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                  • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Monday May 05 2014, @04:37AM

                    by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Monday May 05 2014, @04:37AM (#39670) Homepage Journal

                    Sorry for the late reply to this, but we've done this. We've actually stripped out almost all the JS code from the current dev releases (admin's still get jquery loaded dynamically as the admin interface uses it extensively), but aside from new JS for dynamic coding (which silently falls back to the old (aka, "now") behavior), we're almost entirely JS free. Stripping it out of the admin interface will be a nightmare, and its honestly low priority.

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                    • (Score: 1) by canopic jug on Saturday May 10 2014, @09:04AM

                      by canopic jug (3949) Subscriber Badge on Saturday May 10 2014, @09:04AM (#41533) Journal

                      Thanks. It is appreciated and makes the site better. The user code was the most problematic so that is enough to help protect users.

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              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @02:52PM

                by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @02:52PM (#29471)

                What in the world does your choice of DNS resolver have to do with a Slash server probing the workstation attempting to post to the server's comment database? That's as irrelevant as irrelevant gets.

        • (Score: 3, Informative) by gishzida on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:20PM

          by gishzida (2870) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:20PM (#29071) Journal

          Fome several know port lists...

          DPT=81 torpark / onion
          DPT=8080 Alt Http
          DPT=80 http
          DPT=3128 asquid
          DPT=6588 ???
          DPT=8081 Alt Http [ePolicy Orchestrator!]
          DPT=1026 Often used by Microsoft DCOM services
          DPT=3382 Fujitsu Network Enhanced Antitheft function
          DPT=7032 ???
          DPT=8090 Coral Content Distribution Network (deprecated; 80 and 8080 now supported)
          DPT=2578 RVS ISDN DCP

          • (Score: 2, Informative) by Kymation on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:44PM

            by Kymation (1047) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:44PM (#29089)

            Port 6588 is used by the AnalogX proxy server. I have no idea what would be on 7032.

            • (Score: 2) by chromas on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:54AM

              by chromas (34) Subscriber Badge on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:54AM (#29308) Journal

              Netcraft has yet to confirm it but AnalogX is dead. Mark's moved on to something called Ultimate Consignment. Oh well; he beta'd some of his music with obnoxious vocals.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 03 2014, @08:59AM

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 09 2014, @12:33AM

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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by TrumpetPower! on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:33PM

    by TrumpetPower! (590) <ben@trumpetpower.com> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:33PM (#29020) Homepage

    So, first, thanks for finding and fixing it, and for being so transparent about it.

    My next thought is that, if that loverly little shitbomb was lurking in there all this time, who knows what else may be going on?

    I know you've got intentions to do all sorts of overhaul types of things to Slashcode, but, especially in light of this discovery, are there any more immediate plans for a security audit?

    b&

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    • (Score: 4, Informative) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:39PM

      by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:39PM (#29026) Homepage Journal

      Yes, this is really high up on the priorities list now. We *do* have slash apparmored but we allowed it to talk to anything via TCP/UDP (useful for debugging since staff can use an internal proxy to completely bypass varnish). We're going to look at locking it down so it can only talk to varnish and kill any fun shit like this that originates from the Apache process.

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      • (Score: 2) by frojack on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:51PM

        by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:51PM (#29037) Journal

        Can you tell from whence this code came?

        Is it in the original Slashcode from slashdot years ago, or something put into the public archives by some nefarious person?

        What was done with the information obtained, (open ports)? Were they logged anywhere?

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        • (Score: 3, Informative) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM

          by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM (#29046) Homepage Journal

          This came from slashcode itself, and was added in 2008. It's been confirmed that slashdot shows the same behavior. I put the git revision in the article itself.

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      • (Score: 2, Interesting) by ticho on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:54AM

        by ticho (89) on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:54AM (#29309) Homepage Journal

        For crying out loud, just make a deal with pipedot and ditch that slashabomination already.

    • (Score: 2) by dmc on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:55PM

      by dmc (188) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:55PM (#29043)

      My next thought is that, if that loverly little shitbomb was lurking in there all this time, who knows what else may be going on?

      Next thing you know after all the cybersecurity issues this past year, the ISPs (and everyone) will actually start looking at all the traffic going on on their networks and start doing something about the traffic which has no justification for existing (*cough* NSA *cough* GHCQ *cough*).

      This issue seems starkly related in my mind to the reporting on heartbleed which talks about "it doesn't leave any trace". Of course a heartbleed attack leaves a trace. The attacker sends and receives packets over various networks. Those packets can be noticed if people actually take the time and effort to look.

      I imagine in the coming years there is going to be a lot more looking, and perhaps even some more seething after some more finding.

    • (Score: 2) by Nerdfest on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:29PM

      by Nerdfest (80) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:29PM (#29085)

      I thought it was well known that this was there. I remember log delays when posting on SlashDot about 10 years ago that were caused by the port scan in some environments (where I worked being one of them). I thought it had been removed as I remember it being mentioned and it seemed to speed up. Sounds like these two events were not necessarily related.

  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by hatta on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:37PM

    by hatta (879) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:37PM (#29024)

    A port scan is not an attack. It's wasteful of network resources to scan everyone, but it's not an attack. Which ports are open is public information on the public internet. We have to assume that open ports are open for a reason or the internet doesn't work. We also have to assume that services on those open ports are available for public use, unless there is some form of authentication.

    Port scan me all day for all I care. If I have open ports I don't want you to access, that's my problem and my responsibility.

    • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:39PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:39PM (#29027)

      Unauthorized port scanning may be strictly prohibited depending on countries laws and there may be legal ramifications

      • (Score: 2) by snick on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:52PM

        by snick (1408) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:52PM (#29041)

        Point your browser at random IP.

        You have just performed a (fairly lame) port scan.

        Off to prison with you.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:00PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:00PM (#29048)

          well, don't play this down so quickly. Laws are usually broad and describe something like an "automated attempt" that is performed "deliberately" and "outside of intended behavior" or something like that

          Some lawyer could easily make a case out of nothing

          • (Score: 2) by frojack on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:28PM

            by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:28PM (#29083) Journal

            Well we could certainly make a moral case out of it.

            I wonder if a story about this would even be allowed to be printed on Slashdot.

            Note, that I've noticed these scans for a long time, and actually have iptables rules in place for them for many years. It never dawned on me they were from slash.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:44PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:44PM (#29030)

      A web server is treating requests differently depending on what services a client station appears to be running. It's not exactly polite or fair. The web server is explicitly open for probing; the client device, though technically a peer, is not.

      • (Score: 2) by hatta on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:49PM

        by hatta (879) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:49PM (#29036)

        A peer is a peer is a peer. Either they are all explicitly open for probing, or none of them are. The internet only works on a default allow policy.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:59PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:59PM (#29047)

          Please tell that to every mobile ISP, telecom carrier, hotspot operator, and SOHO router manufacturer... :)

          And tell it to every residential ISP too.

          Maybe you haven't noticed, but the peer to peer Internet went bye-bye about 1992.

          • (Score: 2) by omoc on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:08PM

            by omoc (39) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:08PM (#29058)

            thats not always a bad thing, without carrier grade NAT your mobile would be open to lots of attacks, also it would deplete the IPv4 address space much quicker

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:14PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:14PM (#29064)

              Well yeah, we know, but that was beside this particular point. There's always a reason, and sometimes a benefit, but the point is that peer to peer can hardly be assumed. And in the classic client/server relationship of most web servers, probing your clients is rude.

            • (Score: 2) by hatta on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:44PM

              by hatta (879) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:44PM (#29120)

              No, without carrier grade NAT, you could still have a carrier grade firewall. NAT is not a security feature, it is a terrible hack with no legitimate use in a well designed system. Running out of IPv4 addresses is a bonus, that will only hasten the implementation of IPv6 everywhere.

    • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:49PM

      by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:49PM (#29155) Homepage Journal

      You're right, it isn't an attack, but its bad practice to do it and not notify anyone you're doing it. It also triggers aggressive firewalls that detect it as an intrusion attempt (which is what the original reporter ran into). For a standard web application to be auto-scanning with no notification what so ever is a different beast, especially if it causes corporate firewalls to flag this site as malicious.

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    • (Score: 1) by J053 on Thursday April 10 2014, @01:05AM

      by J053 (3532) <{dakine} {at} {shangri-la.cx}> on Thursday April 10 2014, @01:05AM (#29177) Homepage
      I kinda agree. While egregiously scanning on every connect is pretty lame, it is _my_ responsibility to protect my network from this. You can scan me for those ports all day, and all you'll get is a RST packet in return. I also don't see the reason for it - you're* running a discussion site - WTF does it matter if the participants are coming in via proxies or carrier pigeons? Lots of organizations operate bidirectional web proxies - either to improve performance (local caching) or for internal security/compliance reasons. * obviously referring to the original slashcode author(s) - kudos to you for taking it out.
  • (Score: 2) by dbot on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:38PM

    by dbot (1811) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:38PM (#29025) Journal

    Not to be /that/ guy, but do we really need Fucking in the title?

    • (Score: 1) by VanessaE on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:46PM

      by VanessaE (3396) <vanessa.e.dannenberg@gmail.com> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:46PM (#29031) Journal
      Well, stereotypes aside about who is or isn't likely to partake of that specific activity, we're all adults here, does it really matter that much just what is in the title, as long as it's the truth and not misleading?
    • (Score: 5, Informative) by frojack on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM

      by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM (#29034) Journal

      It was justified.

      This whole thread should be posted to Slashdot.

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:12PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:12PM (#29062)

        yes please, and check if BETA is affected as well

        • (Score: 2) by xlefay on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:25PM

          by xlefay (65) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:25PM (#29080) Journal

          I only tested classic. I won't dare to step foot into the world of beta, please feel free to do it yourself however.

        • (Score: 2) by FuckBeta on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:47PM

          by FuckBeta (1504) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:47PM (#29092) Homepage

          Check Beta? No.
          Fuck Beta.

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      • (Score: 2) by krishnoid on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:09PM

        by krishnoid (1156) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:09PM (#29137)

        This whole thread should be posted to Slashdot.

        Forget that, submit it as a story to show up on the Soylent News front page that a prominent technology blog is portscanning its users.

        • (Score: 2) by combatserver on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:30AM

          by combatserver (38) on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:30AM (#29169)

          "Forget that, submit it as a story to show up on the Soylent News front page that a prominent technology blog is portscanning its users."
          .

          Concur. Do it, do it, do it. I can't think of a single action this site could take that would drive more users from Slashdot to Soylentnews. And, it wouldn't even be a cheap-shot...you'd be doing people a favor.

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    • (Score: 4, Insightful) by MrGuy on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:53PM

      by MrGuy (1007) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:53PM (#29042)

      I was going to add a similar comment.

      NCommander, as someone who's admittedly been a bit of a hothead back in "those days" of getting the site up, please think a little how this reflects on your professionalism. It's possible for you to convey deep dismay and sound sincere in your apology without coming off like someone flying off the handle.

      You're upset. We get it, and we appreciate it. I appreciate you taking the step of publicly acknowledging this. But as the leader of a technical community, consider whether "the guy who gets mad and starts swearing when things upset him" is the image you want.

      • (Score: 3, Informative) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:04PM

        by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:04PM (#29055) Homepage Journal

        Point taken. The post has been edited.

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        • (Score: 2) by zim on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:17PM

          by zim (1251) on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:17PM (#29654)
          Don't bow down to censorship in any form. You're doing the work here. You set the rules. Or at least setup the discussion of them.

          If people do not like the language here because some evil words jumped out of their screen and touched them funny...

          They can leave. There's millions of happy funtime family friendly sites they can view.
      • (Score: 2) by combatserver on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:24AM

        by combatserver (38) on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:24AM (#29166)

        You do realize that this site exists as a result of the "Fuck Beta!" movement, right? I think the response to this discovery was proportional, especially since Slashdot is still doing the same port-scanning. Just one more reason to "Fuck Beta!".
        .

        I think NCommander is royally pissed because other people are (among other reasons, I am sure). Just another cut in the Death-by-a-thousand-cuts I've brought up more than once.

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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @10:03AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @10:03AM (#29350)

          You do realize that this site exists as a result of the "Fuck Beta!" movement, right? I think the response to this discovery was proportional, especially since Slashdot is still doing the same port-scanning. Just one more reason to "Fuck Beta!".
          .

          I think NCommander is royally pissed because other people are (among other reasons, I am sure).

          I can 100% see where you are coming from, but I think the other side of the coin is that- in this day and age, the fault clearly doesn't lie with the author of the code. But rather with the person who _chose_ to run the _open source_ code _without auditing it sufficiently to notice this in either (a) the source code or (b) inspection of the network traffic to the server they were administering.

          Now _that said_, I can totally see myself being in NC's position, doing and feeling the exact same things for the exact same reasons.

          The fact of the matter is that even today, nearly a year post Snowden, the _entire internet security community_ knows that it screwed up pretty badly for a decade, and has a $#!+ ton of work to do. And that the first half of that work has to be done simultaneous with the knowledge that the 2nd half of that work will remain undone for the duration.

          What has happened is basically this (virtual pontiff hat just donned)- for 10 years, the internet security community got away with being pretty fucking lazy and cheap. For 10 years, the NSA and GCHQ and others facilitated and encouraged (with traditionally criminal tactics under sanction of modern governments) a laughable level of lazyness and cutting of corners in the internet security field. They fucking loved it. The big publicly traded companies fucking loved it- hell, good security ain't cheap, and that does cut into the bottom line.

          But then Snowden came and called out the naked emperor. And this is where we are. Lots of shit to clean up. Lots of dark corners to shine lights in and find more shit to clean up.

          Step 1) (with a service like soylent news): take a sample client/server user session, either live or testbed, and run tcpdump, and justify the existence of every packet you see.

          I really don't mean to sound arrogant. This stuff is not simple. It takes time, effort. Vigilance is exhausting. But getting angry at the slashcode authors? Seems useless and at least somewhat misdirected. Yet completely understandable (as an initial WTF?!? reaction)

          • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:27PM

            by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:27PM (#29588) Homepage Journal

            Slashcode is 250k LOC, how do you quickly audit something of that size? I agree you should audit mission-critical codebases, but SN was put together in less than a week by our crack team of flying monkeys. The situation is further complicated that we're tied to an antique Apache + antique Perl because the Apache 2.x ports never were released open source and the API completely changed. We applied apparmoring to it as a bandaid, and we've modified slash and apache to run non-root which should hopefully reduce our attack profile.

            The situation was compounded that the code lies; unless you went through the 10k-ish MySQL.pm line by line, you might not have noticed the port scanning, or saw variables that prevent port scanning in some places, but not all places.

            The OpenBSD guys got this right; every bit of code they support gets audited and Theo really understands security on a level most people don't. That being said, OBSD seems to lack quite a few features that would prevent me from using it in production, i.e., something equivelent to AppArmor or SELinux for one. I'd love to see a Linux distro come out with that same policy of code auditing though.

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            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @08:11PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @08:11PM (#29682)

              Slashcode is 250k LOC, how do you quickly audit something of that size? ...

              I'll give a straight answer to your rhetorical question- Either (a) you don't, or (b) you throw several millions of dollars worth of paid eyeballs at it. I'm guessing nobody involved in SN has several millions of dollars to spare for that (nor the belief that the money wouldn't be better spent on other things), so the resulting choice is (a), but with the caveat- you accept the consequences. This thread being one of them.

              I feel like I could almost bet my life on the assertion that if you did spend those millions of dollars, you'd find a dozen other things just as horrifying. About my only criticism of SN I was trying to express was that some of the anger expressed was basically useless if not totally understandable. My advice is merely one of shifting the attitude. I myself take to heart the words of either Snowden, or someone fairly famous talking about the Snowden revelations who said- You basically have in this day and age to assume that several superpowers have owned any internet connected system you are working with. Even non-internet connected systems can have radar reflecting bugs embedded invisibly in their USB ports or anywhere else. We have a decade at least of basic security work before we can even delude ourselves into thinking we have any real cybersecurity anywhere. And that's an optimistic timeframe. I doubt I'll live to see the day I feel like I can write a private journal on a computer that doesn't get checked by big brother for - if not crimethink- terrorist profile calculations (not to mention advertising optimization systems).

              I mean fuck, seriously, the washingtonpost reporting on heartbleed referred to the situation with the words "infected systems". If even the washington fucking post can't be troubled to get the terminology of cybersecurity correct- distinguishing between such things as "buggy/vulnerable/outdated" and "infected" then we seriously have a very long way to go still. By choosing to use the word 'infected' WP is (unless they have unreported info they are withholding) furthering the same kind of disinformation campaigns that the NSA successfully used to keep people from doing security right. People need to understand that cybersecurity involves plenty of malicious actors, as well as unintentional mistakes. The fault of the heartbleed bug wasn't the committer of the bug, but the dozens of billion dollar companies that depended on the security of that code, but couldn't be troubled to throw a few engineers at the task of reviewing that code and finding the bug earlier. And the worst thing is that the NSA fucking loves corporate behavior like that.

              My point NC isn't that you should have done more, it's that you should have gotten less upset.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:13AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:13AM (#29295)

        Reminds me of Steve Ballmer.

    • (Score: 2) by janrinok on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM

      by janrinok (52) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM (#29044) Journal

      Point taken - we hope to appeal to a wide audience and such language wouldn't help. It has been modified. Jan

    • (Score: 2) by zim on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:15PM

      by zim (1251) on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:15PM (#29652)
      Real people swear. Alot. (except around known stick up the ass drones who complain about it, you might be one.)

      Real people do not sound like company spokespeople doing a commercial trying to sell you something by being 'professional'.

      I like real people. Lets keep that.
  • (Score: 5, Informative) by zocalo on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM

    by zocalo (302) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:48PM (#29033)
    The other site has gone through several iterations of this, changing the specific ports being scanned several times, introducing caching of IPs so it doesn't scan every time, scanning all IPs, scanning only when you hit "Reply" and probably a few other variations on the theme. IIRC it was introduced when all the "GNAA" and other boilerplate meme posts started appearing, presumably because someone thought/realised many of the posts were coming from open proxies and had the idea that blocking open proxies might help fix the problem.

    And yes, it's still doing it in the latest revisions of the code.
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @07:56PM (#29045)

    I've seen this many times while visiting slash dot. Even found the reason mentioned in the summary after some Googling. I don't really care, there are many IP addresses sending packets to ports every day. And besides, those ports are usually closed on my systems. So if some site wants to scan some of my ports that's cool.

  • (Score: 1) by GlennC on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:01PM

    by GlennC (3656) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:01PM (#29049)

    I for one was unaware of this "feature."

    You found it, acknowledged it and fixed it. That's all we can ask of you.

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  • (Score: 1) by gishzida on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:02PM

    by gishzida (2870) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:02PM (#29051) Journal

    Couldn't someoneone just reach out to to the former SlashDot founders/ operators and ask "WTF?" CmdrTaco seems right enough to answer a straight question.

    Next what are the signs that slashcode is actively doing this? i.e. what would I seen in my win7 firewall logs were I to go to pipedot or the other sites running slashcode?

    Is Dicedot [I refuse to call it slashdot] currently [actively] doing port scans?

    What if anything was the DB doing with the info? Are there any pre-written queries that would return the results of the probe?

    Is it possible that it was a doorknock sequence for "remote control" purposes? [yeah that's a wild guess but weirder things have been known to occur... though why it would do it to every client]

    Is this an indication the the slashcode repository has been tainted or pwned?

    Is there any versioning info explaining why that code exists?

    • (Score: 2) by xlefay on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:22PM

      by xlefay (65) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:22PM (#29077) Journal

      > Next what are the signs that slashcode is actively doing this? i.e. what would I seen in my win7 firewall logs were I to go to pipedot or the other sites
      > running slashcode?

      Just monitor some ports (like 8080) when commenting on a site powered by Slashcode.

      Also, Pipedot doesn't run Slashcode. Last I checked (when I saw a php error a while ago) they were using, you guessed it, PHP.

      > Is Dicedot [I refuse to call it slashdot] currently [actively] doing port scans?

      Yes they are, see: https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=1195&cid=2 9035 [soylentnews.org]

      > What if anything was the DB doing with the info? Are there any pre-written queries that would return the results of the probe?

      The only thing I know they do is check if they already probed the IP.

      > Is this an indication the the slashcode repository has been tainted or pwned?

      Tainted? It contains slashcode ;-)

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    • (Score: 2, Informative) by mbadolato on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:23PM

      by mbadolato (30) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:23PM (#29143)

      Couldn't someoneone just reach out to to the former SlashDot founders/ operators and ask "WTF?" CmdrTaco seems right enough to answer a straight question.

      I posted [ycombinator.com] a link to this story on HackerNews and in the comments, CmdrTaco himself replied [ycombinator.com].

      • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:16AM

        by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Thursday April 10 2014, @12:16AM (#29164) Homepage Journal

        I replied with my insights on that. Most of my anger over this issue is finding out we're tripping IDSes from undocumented behaviour in slash, even though the proxy scanning code vars are disabled. Perhaps I wrote a tad rashly, and I understand the purpose. The fact is that no website should ever be triggered an IDS or malware detector, and the fact we were pissed me off to no end.

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        • (Score: 1) by pikoro on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:12AM

          by pikoro (1624) on Thursday April 10 2014, @06:12AM (#29294) Homepage

          Instead of disabling the code, how about fixing slashcode so it actually minds the settings in the db as to weather it should be enabled or disabled. Then update the FAQ or privacy policy or whatnot to mention that it is happening. I would also put the scanned ports in the db instead of having it hardcoded. Hardcoding things is just one more way for things to get "lost" in perl.

          • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:28PM

            by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:28PM (#29590) Homepage Journal

            No website should ever trigger an IDS system. Portscanning of any kind will. This feature in this form is dead and will not be returning.

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by darkfeline on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:05PM

    by darkfeline (1030) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:05PM (#29056) Homepage

    As a programmer, I'm much more disturbed by the fact that this was in the database code. As others have mentioned, while being port-scanned is certainly not pleasant, it's not really *wrong* either. It's akin to being stared at for a few seconds beyond the awkward cutoff when in public, uncomfortable for some, perhaps, but perfectly normal. But putting code where it doesn't belong? That's unforgivable. It needs to be refactored ASAP, before someone dies. Programmer rage is a legitimate workplace hazard.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:17PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:17PM (#29067)

      I think a good guess was they threw it in there because they only cared about proxying spammers when one of them was about to successfully commmit to a database change. Displaying form data and requests doesn't mean the post was actually being published...

    • (Score: 2) by Thexalon on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:01PM

      by Thexalon (636) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:01PM (#29101)

      I certainly find it suspicious that it was in the database code - it suggests that somebody was in fact trying to hide it.

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      • (Score: 2) by khallow on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:06PM

        by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:06PM (#29105) Journal

        The AC above you had a good point. They probably wouldn't care about the fun and games until it became time for dumping some spam in the database. Or it might be that the database monkey was the one asked to fix the problem and this was in their scope.

      • (Score: 3, Informative) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:54PM

        by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:54PM (#29157) Homepage Journal

        I don't think this was malicious; just laziness since there's no general Misc module. The DB library is something of a catch all of random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, and it can be accessed from any module by doing getCurrentDatabase, then calling methods from DB.

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        • (Score: 1) by migz on Thursday April 10 2014, @11:37AM

          by migz (1807) on Thursday April 10 2014, @11:37AM (#29380)

          As a dev with over 20 years experience I have seen misc code creep into the db module of many projects. It's probably because it is included in just about every piece of code. It's easier to dump it there than refactoring the planet. Unfortunately hacks like this create a lot of bit-rot. And since they are often done in a hurry to "save time" they never get fixed.

          But seriously a port scanner? This one needs a feature on daily WTF.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:18PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:18PM (#29068)

    I've seen that whenever I posted on the other site. I only had a service running on port 80, so that's all I saw. It connects, and tries to get which fails because I'm not running an open proxy. It did this once for every comment, although I haven't checked recently (I don't go to that site very much these days).

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:20PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:20PM (#29072)

      It's supposed to say "tries to get < http://slashdot.org/ok.txt [slashdot.org] > ". I don't see why I should have to escape the angle brackets if I've selected "plain old text" as my format.

      • (Score: 1) by David_W on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:56PM

        by David_W (3469) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:56PM (#29099)

        Because it is Slash. ;)

  • (Score: 2, Insightful) by urza9814 on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:24PM

    by urza9814 (3954) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:24PM (#29079) Journal

    I recall hearing about this a couple times in the past on Dice's site. And I agree with some of the other comments saying this isn't a huge deal -- seems there was a legitimate (if misguided) reasoning behind it as spam prevention. I don't think it was GOOD reasoning, and discriminating against proxies annoys me to no end (I browse exclusively through Tor on my phone, which makes many sites totally inaccessible) but I'd hardly call it malicious in any way.

    But your reaction to this is what really made an impression. You've just cemented my loyalty to this site. Great to see you're cleaning this crap up and keeping everyone well informed regardless of what you find. Wish all -- or hell, ANY -- other sites were so respectful and responsible regarding their users! :)

    • (Score: 1) by datapharmer on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:36PM

      by datapharmer (2702) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:36PM (#29149)

      What is inexcusable isn't that the port scanning was done; why it was done is clear (even if the reasoning was poor). The real tragedy is how awful that code is... they've got a friggin' variable to disable this function and it STILL runs the portscan when disabled. I've dealt with code (at least) this bad before and it isn't fun. Here's to these folks getting the spaghetti mess cleaned up!

      • (Score: 2) by NCommander on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:46PM

        by NCommander (2) Subscriber Badge <michael@casadevall.pro> on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:46PM (#29153) Homepage Journal

        The code quality varies from decent, to ok, to crap. A lot of the later stuff falls into the crap category; Firehose and D2 were so badly implemented that even if we had the complete code for it, I would have scrapped it and re-implemented. THe biggest saving point is slash scales nicely (and is known to scale well), *and* at the very least, its got a decent architecture/sane data storage models.

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  • (Score: 2) by Sir Garlon on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:46PM

    by Sir Garlon (1264) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @08:46PM (#29091)

    To paraphrase Dekkard from Blade Runner: "I was quit (from other site) when I came in here. I'm twice as quit now."

    Seriously, I am half tempted to log in to the other site just so I can ragequit it again. But I don't want to get portscanned, so I'll just bitch about it instead.

    NCommander, your ethics rock!

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  • (Score: 1) by opinionated_science on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:39PM

    by opinionated_science (4031) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @09:39PM (#29119)

    a nice catch! And one of the many , many , many , many reasons I like FOSS.

    Phuck Beeta

    • (Score: 2) by isostatic on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:54PM

      by isostatic (365) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:54PM (#29135) Journal

      Thid has been in slash code for years, as open source. It's not even deliberately hidden. Yet no one found it.

  • (Score: 1) by Fnord666 on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:04PM

    by Fnord666 (652) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @10:04PM (#29124) Homepage
    What does git blame say?
  • (Score: 1) by datapharmer on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:20PM

    by datapharmer (2702) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:20PM (#29141)
    As the person originally reporting this *ahem* annoyance I am thrilled that the soylent news crew didn't blow me off but actually looked into it and fixed it. This has annoyed me to no end because I run pretty strict firewall rules and if an external IP tries to access ports we don't operate on we block them, so I either had to a) whitelist a site that is port scanning me or b) not go to slashdot from behind my secure networks. Guess which options I chose... hint: it wasn't A. This meant reading slashdot on my phone, which If you have tried it is a real joy. I really really appreciate everyone working here paying attention to their users. It makes a world of difference!
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @03:13AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @03:13AM (#29228)

      B is actually a really good idea. If you've been following the news lately, you know:

      surfing the public web on a device = that device may as well belong to the NSA.

      And if you trust the NSA, fine -- what about other governments? Do you trust the Chinese intelligence/military?

      OK, let's say you're really trusting, you trust any government, because they're the government. Fine! But governments don't have a monopoly on zero-day exploits, they just have more of them. Online criminals are getting more organized, and the more they succeed the more money they'll have to reinvest in finding and stockpiling zero-days.

      You mention your "secure networks" so I assume you actually have stuff you want to keep safe on them, or maybe even stuff your customers want to keep safe. So secure that you have some pretty aggressive firewall rules to help. Good idea, by the way, although it will mostly just help keep the logs clean. People with access to botnets (i.e., organized cybercriminals, i.e., your MAIN threat if you are a "normalish" site that is not interesting to governments and also not vulnerable to script kiddies because you do the basic stuff -- decent passwords, stay up to date on security patches) will still be able to portscan you anyway, by using a uniquely different zombie machine for every connection they [attempt to] open to your machine.

      So maybe you should be using a separate device for browsing the public web. A web browser executing on a machine that can't access anything sensitive. Anything less is the same as putting extra locks on the doors but not putting bars on the windows... in a neighborhood where breakins mostly happen through windows

      It doesn't have to be your phone. If you can't afford to partially dedicate an old machine for websurfing, use a VM. It's less secure than using a physical machine, but much more secure than doing nothing and running your web browser on your sensitive machine directly -- the attacker needs 2 independent zero-days instead of 1. Pick your hypervisor based on researching which one seems to have the smallest history of VM breakout exploits. Keep browser and hypervisor constantly up to date regarding security patches.

      I admit I don't do that either. But at least I feel guilty about it, heh :-)

      And I'm not safeguarding something on my network as important as it sounds like you are.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @03:22AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @03:22AM (#29232)

        Also, just use a VPN. The scan won't hit your corporate firewall.

  • (Score: 2) by mendax on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:23PM

    by mendax (2840) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:23PM (#29144)

    Always look at the positives in every situation, whoever carried out this nefarious evil deed had the decency to comment the code.

    As for looking for who to blame, I offer my evil black cat. She's a sink of evil and too smart for her own good. Perhaps she was doing things on my computer while I was sleeping way back in 2008.

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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by Kippesoep on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:43PM

    by Kippesoep (4079) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:43PM (#29151)

    I sent a report and complaint about this to Slashdot many years ago, probably late 2007, early 2008, as it blocked me from commenting due to unrelated services I had running on those ports (and even when I closed the ports, the results of the previous scan remained cached). My report was never acknowledged.

    I remember having some very uncivilised thoughts in my head reserved for the idiot who decided this was a good idea.

  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Techwolf on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:58PM

    by Techwolf (87) on Wednesday April 09 2014, @11:58PM (#29158)

    I can't believe how so many get that wrong. Checking for a open proxy is not portscanning, if it was, the ToS of datacenters would define it that way.

    I like to see proof that this is portscanning please.

    • (Score: 2) by zim on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:28PM

      by zim (1251) on Thursday April 10 2014, @07:28PM (#29661)
      Checking a given list of ports to see if they are open from the outside...

      That's pretty much the definition of portscanning.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:52AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 10 2014, @05:52AM (#29284)