https://www.livescience.com/65470-strange-martian-water-cycle.html
There's a hole in the Martian atmosphere that opens once every two years, venting the planet's limited water supply into space — and dumping the rest of the water at the planet's poles.
[...]On Earth, summer in the Northern Hemisphere and summer in the Southern Hemispheres are pretty similar. But that's not the case on Mars: Because the planet's orbit is much more eccentric than Earth's, it's significantly closer to the sun during its southern hemisphere summer (which happens once every two Earth years). So summers on that part of the planet are much warmer than summers in the Northern Hemisphere.
When that happens, according to the researchers' simulations, a window opens in Mars' middle atmosphere between 37 and 56 miles (60 and 90 kilometers) in altitude, allowing water vapor to pass through and escape into the upper atmosphere. At other times, the lack of sunlight shuts down Martian water cycles almost entirely.
https://doi.org/10.1029/2019GL082839 Dmitry S. Shaposhnikov, Alexander S. Medvedev, Alexander V. Rodin, Paul Hartogh. Seasonal Water “Pump” in the Atmosphere of Mars: Vertical Transport to the Thermosphere (pdf; paywalled)
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 19 2019, @02:18PM (4 children)
Humans weren't satisfied ruining their own atmosphere but had to punch holes in the martian atmosphere with their probes too. The weakened atmosphere is now letting the water leak out. Basically, Mars is crying.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 19 2019, @02:47PM
Start the reactor. Free Mars!
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday May 19 2019, @03:37PM
The asshole drinks a lot. He pisses a lot, as a result. What else did you expect?
(Score: 2, Funny) by Rupert Pupnick on Sunday May 19 2019, @04:00PM
Somebody call Elon Musk! Fast!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 19 2019, @04:20PM
hurr durr gimme back muh CFCs! librul hoax!
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