[Nearly 4 years ago, we covered flooding at the "doomsday" seed bank at the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. Fortunately, there was no harm to the seed samples stored there. For further background, consult the Wikipedia entry on the seed vault. --Ed]
Why We Need A ‘Moon Ark’ To Store Frozen Seeds, Sperm And Eggs From 6.7 Million Earth Species:
Species or planets[sic] could be wiped off the face of the Earth any minute—so we need a “Moon Ark” to safely store frozen eggs, sperm, seeds and other DNA matter from all 6.7 million Earth species.
That’s according to students and staff at the University of Arizona, who at the IEEE Aerospace Conference last weekend divulged details of an ambitious “modern global insurance policy” for our planet.
Their daring plan is to build a complex in the Moon’s lava tubes staffed by robots and fuelled by solar panels on the lunar surface.
[...] The incredible plan to build a lunar base that includes an underground ark goes something like this:
- Ball-like SphereX robots—each weighing about 11lbs/5kg and able to fly and hop—to enter, explore and map the Moon’s recently discovered (in 2013) network of underground lava tubes, each about 328ft./100 meters in diameter.
- Design, and then construct, underground ark in the lava tubes, with solar panels on the lunar surface and elevator shafts that access the facility.
- Launch 250 rockets to the Moon, each taking 50 samples from each of 6.7 million species (it took about 40 to build the International Space Station).
- Store the petri dishes of seeds in cryogenic preservation modules inside the lava tubes, which would shield the seeds from solar radiation, meteorites and temperature fluctuations.
- The seeds would be kept at around -292ºF/180ºC, temperatures that would likely cold-weld together metal parts of the base. Cue “floating shelves” made from cryo-cooled superconductor materials that enable quantum levitation above a powerful magnet.
- Staff the facility with robots that navigate through it above magnetic tracks. Robots that can operate under cryo-conditions don’t yet exist—though the proposers admit that new technologies will be needed to make the “Moon Ark” a reality.
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @05:16AM
1st post for king terry
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @05:37AM
Plan A is a whole lot more fun. I promise you that by the time you return, I'll have solved gravity.
(Score: 1) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:11AM (4 children)
My first concern would be Cosmic Rays. Honestly though, Cosmic Egons would be a much bigger problem.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 4, Interesting) by Beryllium Sphere (r) on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:38AM
Inside a lava tube they should be well shielded.
The other way to get fault tolerance is lots of copies, geographically dispersed. There would be lots of ways possible to keep track of which samples were in which repository if (as I would do it) each repository is a subset.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Monday March 15 2021, @06:41PM (2 children)
I think it is great that they are storing so much sperm, eggs and seeds of so many species.
One thing that was not clear thought. Were they going to store any human genetic material?
A ban on nuclear weapons could be enforced by the threat of use of a stockpile of banned nuclear weapons.
(Score: 1) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday March 16 2021, @01:23PM (1 child)
You know, it's disappointing when a perfectly bad Dad Joke doesn't get the groan it deserves.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Touché) by DannyB on Tuesday March 16 2021, @01:36PM
Luke, I am your father.
A ban on nuclear weapons could be enforced by the threat of use of a stockpile of banned nuclear weapons.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:17AM (26 children)
Long-term - an excellent idea. The moon offers a far more stable archival environment than anywhere on Earth.
Near-term it seems just a little premature to even be seriously discussing. Just maintaining a sufficiently pressurized atmosphere to keep the water from sublimating out of the seeds and killing them is likely to be more expensive than building and maintaining a cryogenic facility on Earth.
Also - isn't "cold-welding" something that happens due to pressure rather than heat? What the heck do crygenic temperatures have to do with anything? Even if the cold does weld things - wouldn't it it'd be far more robust to simply add spacers of some sort? Paper. Wood. You name it. It's not like you're going to be accessing the archives frequently - if you need to take a crowbar to get two stacked trays apart, fine. No big deal. Just be sure to design the trays for effective crowbar separation. After all you'll never be accessing the archives when you're ready to reintroduce a species that went extinct.
And frankly, for the most part wouldn't it be vastly cheaper, more efficient, and more reliable to DNA-sequence the organisms (and probably their mitochondria for "authenticity") and store the result in some relatively geologically stable non-digital storage medium like HD-Rosetta? Especially on the moon - you could stick such engraved data tablets in sealed casks, drop them in a cave on the moon, and they'd still be sitting there, pristine and waiting, a billion years from now. It's not like there's a huge gap between the level of technology needed to reach the moon, versus the technology needed to read microscopic documents and synthesize DNA. And since we already have all those technologies, it'd take a *huge* backslide to lose us the ability to synthesize to so.
Seed banks are certainly more complete than a DNA recording - a seed contains all the cellular machinery needed to translate that naturally archived DNA into a living plant. But they're alsofar less stable, and most of the seeds will liely be dead in a few short millenia.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by helel on Sunday March 14 2021, @09:36AM (20 children)
For one thing there's a hell of a lot more required for a living organism than writing out it's DNA and hoping for the best. The closest we've come to the feat so far is to pull the genes out of an existing bacteria, print out new ones off the computer, shove the new ones into the cell, and it was able to get back to work. If all the giraffes are dead we aren't going to have any giraffe cells to shove that re-synthesized DNA into.
By contrast building a lunar base and cryo-robots is at least relatively doable. We don't have all the tech we'd need right now but at least it's early easy to envision exactly what that tech might look like.
The real backup always has been, and remains, a self sufficient off world colony. A bunch of beachball robots won't repopulate the earth when we're all dead. Martians might.
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(Score: 2) by legont on Sunday March 14 2021, @02:25PM (2 children)
Martians might have existed and set up one on Phobos?
Going further, perhaps we are martians given our issues with too strong gravity. There is a soviet times science fiction about it, but I can't recall the title.
"Wealth is the relentless enemy of understanding" - John Kenneth Galbraith.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:00PM (1 child)
(Score: 3, Interesting) by Socrastotle on Sunday March 14 2021, @07:02PM
Nah, more like our magnetic field. Reduce the gravity and the equilibrium altitude simply increases. That would decrease the atmospheric pressure, but the real problem is leakage. We're "leaking" about 90 tons of atmosphere out into space per day, which means our atmosphere is here to stay for a good long while. Anyhow, the exact mechanisms for the leaking are not entirely understood but one known cause is when energetic particles bump into our atmosphere, they tend to effectively (not quite how it works - but effect is the same) kick some particles out of our atmosphere and out into space. So for instance during significant solar weather (lots of particles from the sun), the rate of leakage on Earth increase by a factor of about 3. One of the main sources of protection we have against this is our magnetosphere which helps to divert most charged particles away from our atmosphere.
Atmospheric leak is one leading hypothesis [nasa.gov] for what happened to Mars. It is generally believed that Mars was once an oceanic planet. But as the atmosphere bleeds out into space, atmospheric pressure decreases. This in turn makes liquid water impossible - it would exist either as a solid or a vapor only. Think about CO2 here on Earth. When you buy a chunk of dry ice (which is 100% CO2 if you were not aware) it's a solid, and it transitions directly, sublimates, to a vapor because we have insufficient atmospheric pressure for it to naturally exist in its liquid form. Same thing happens to water as you reduce the atmospheric pressure.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:10PM (16 children)
My point was that talking about doing this on the moon, especially using all sorts of gratuitous technology that doesn't currently exist and contributes almost nothing to the cause, is incredibly silly. Once we establish a mostly self-sufficient industrial base on the moon - sure. Might be a good use of resources. But we're a long way from that, I'd be impressed if we actually reach that stage while the author is still alive. And the resources needed to build such a thing could be better spent here on Earth to construct vaults containing thousands of times more samples.
By all means, lets make such vaults here - we're wiping species out at a prodigious rate. And seeds at least contain everything needed to reintroduce a species, already naturally locked into near-immortal stasis waiting for the right conditions to grow.
Animals are a much bigger problem though - even a frozen mammoth embryo wouldn't do us any good if all the elephants went extinct. You can't just plant that thing in a house cat and expect it to grow - even using elephants would present some major challenges. And last I heard artificial wombs aren't even plausible science fiction yet. Embryo vaults could be a valuable way to restore biodiversity to animals on the brink of extinction, but once that line is crossed embryos won't be much more valuable than recorded DNA. Assuming the record included all the methylation and other "genetic markup" - there's a lot more to DNA than just the base pairs.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:03PM (15 children)
I think you're dramatically overestimating the challenges of establishing a base on the moon. We can establish bases that can exist for arbitrary periods of time in space. We can put people and supplies on the moon. All that's left are details. The real problem is not technological but much more practical (and difficult to solve) : politics. NASA's grand vision for the moon is primarily focused around recreating what we did more than half a century again, except with an astronaut who has a vagina instead of a penis. Instead of the goal being actually getting something that can meaningfully advance humanity done, it's political - exact same as it was the first time. And so the result will be the same. Great! We landed them on the moon! Mission accomplished! Cut the funding, cancel the plans, and shut it all down - and make a movie about it!
The second you spend even a penny on grand vision technologies you'll be met with a large lobby of whitey on the moon [youtube.com], 2021 version. And the logic is compelling to most, because most people don't really understand that the reason our lives, relative to the past, are so nice is not because of some major breakthrough in politics or whatever but because of advances in technology. And what advances will come from what technology is basically impossible to predict. What would people expect to have come of those "automatic roomsized calculating machines" government were spending an eye-bleeding amount of money to develop around WW2, in large part motivated by a desire to crack encryption? Indeed one wonders if not for WW2 whether we would be where we are today in terms of computing? Spending millions of dollars to build massive room sized 'automatic calculators' requiring full-time staff to operate, all to be able to do little more than execute schoolboy level arithmetic a few thousand times a second? Aren't there better ways to spend that money?
It's for this reason that I unfortunately expect the future of humanity (which, in my opinion, is space) resides with China: technocratic leadership within a democratic dictatorship. That last part is not a pejorative - that's literally how China is described within Article 1 [www.gov.cn] of their constitution, and it seems generally quite appropriate. If they see the benefit in establishing a base on the moon (which they do and have announced plans for such) then they will make a base on the moon happen. And that is but the starting line, similar to how primitive "computing machines" of WW2 were the starting line. Of course I'm ignoring the pink elephant of private sector here, but the problem there is again the same : $$$. And anyhow this post is already too long!
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday March 15 2021, @02:12AM (14 children)
>The real problem is not technological but much more practical (and difficult to solve) : politics.
I would say the bigger problem is money. Even assuming SpaceX gets Starship up and running, and it lowers launch prices all the way to their best-case scenario.... establishing a moon base is still going to be ferociously expensive, and very unlikely to reach break-even for at least many decades.
>NASA's grand vision for the moon is primarily focused around recreating what we did more than half a century again,...
I would say you haven't been paying very close attention. The point of the Apollo program was to land someone on the moon. That's it. A little science (*very* little - they didn't even include a scientist until the very last mission), but primarily Cold War political/technological theater. There was never any plan for it to be anything more.
Artemis is a plan to establish infrastructure in Lunar orbit, and begin scouting the surface with an eye toward establishing an industrial presence, in non-binding cooperation with the space agencies from 20+ other nations. With a big part of the goal being to establish and field-test the systems needed to get to and from lunar orbit on a regular basis, both from Earth, and from the lunar surface. We don't yet have a lot of specific plans for exactly what that presence will look like - finding out what we 'll need and what will be possible is one of the long-term goals of Artemis, but there's already been considerable investment in developing the technologies that will make it possible. As one example - Sadoway (the Ambri liquid metal battery guy) developed for NASA a magma refinery to convert raw lunar regolith into oxygen (=rocket fuel), steel, and other useful metals via electrolysis with a minimum of complexity. And part of NASA's plan is to have an outpost on the moon by 2030 that's mining at least 1% of the oxygen necessary to sustain itself.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Monday March 15 2021, @05:25AM (4 children)
If it was not clear, politics and $$$ are equivalent in my comments. You get funding when things are politically convenient, you don't when they're not. When you go back to the past, Apollo was not the finish line. NASA had envisioned the moon landing as but the first small step in a much bigger vision which you can read about here [nasa.gov]. A large space station (bigger than the ISS) was to be built by 1975 in large part to play a role in the development of an exponentially larger station following immediately thereafter. They then aimed to develop a lunar base by 1976 with their eyes on the real prize - Mars. Human missions of which were to be started by the 1980s, with colonization following in relatively short order.
After the success of Apollo (in 1969) Wernher von Braun, chief architect of the Apollo program, was assigned as the deputy head of NASA. Within 2 years he'd resign amid the government cancelling pretty much everything (which is what I was referencing in the above post). The only thing that didn't get axed was the "Space Transportation System", which would eventually be renamed the Space Shuttle. And the only reason it survived was likely due to its direct utility as a tool for the military. So our grand plans of today are nothing new, nor is cancelling them. Most recently would probably be the Constellation Program. [wikipedia.org] Again the idea was to get to the moon, no later than 2020 - with our eyes on Mars, once again, as the real prize.
Cancelling the Constellation program was one of Obama's early acts as president. He then created the SLS program, which has very little to do with space and everything to do with pork and kickbacks. SLS, the Space Launch System, is frequently and probably more accurately referred to as the Senate Launch System. Kennedy gave his 'to the moon' speech in late 1962, when we had never achieved anything remotely like it. Less than 7 years later, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin would walk on the moon. In a few months we'll be coming up on the SLS being more than a decade old. Its grandest and most recent "achievement" was failing a static fire, with the engine's burning out 67 seconds into a planned 485 second burn. And the Artemis program is based on the SLS...
To see what the focus of Artemis really is, just look at how the program is always introduced. And it is "We're going to put the first person with a vagina on the moon!" The reason I frame it in such a derogatory way is because that has absolutely nothing to do with what we really need to be doing. What people have between their legs is completely irrelevant. The reason it's the focus is because identity politics is en vogue, yet space is not. And so the result is extremely predictable. Once the en vogue focus is done with (human on the moon in the past, vagina on the moon in present), you're going to have a 'mission accomplished - axe everything' moment.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday March 15 2021, @01:38PM (3 children)
I was thinking more economics that politics. "Poltically convenient" runs into a brick wall when you start talking about spending a significant portion of the GDP on a project that's unlikely to every offer a return on investment. Apollo was outrageously expensive. A moon base would have made that look like a checkout-line impulse buy. And at the time we didn't have the technology to do anything useful there.
How things are phrased for the public is pretty much always just window dressing for any political project, they say whatever they feel will get the people behind it. Remember WMDs in Iraq? Or how the Keystone pipeline was supposed to lower gas prices for Americans? Both were always bald-faced lies, and everybody actually paying attention knew it. But, they cast the projects in a favorable light for the peasants.
As for women - actually I disagree. We've been short-changing women in our society basically forever, and having them take a prominent role in a high-profile project like this is important optics to keep swinging the cultural needle towards actual equality. It only has a little to do with the space program (women are actually considerably better suited to a wide range of space projects than men - lower mass, greater radiation resistance, etc.), but it's practically the only return on investment we're likely to see for decades.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Monday March 15 2021, @06:39PM (2 children)
We *did* have the technology to do plenty of useful things on the moon. The Apollo program was just the starting point. There's nothing magical about the moon. All you need is supplies and people - and you're good to go. And no, the Apollo program was relatively cheap. The entire program, all 12 years of it, cost around $25.4 billion at the time - about $120 billion inflation adjusted to today. That's $10 billion a year. NASA's current budget is $23.3 billion a year. And the vast majority of that cost was in getting up to the point of being able to launch people to the moon successfully, not the cost of that actual endeavor. The actual cost of Apollo 11 (the moon landing) itself was a total of $355 million, about $1.7 billion inflation adjusted. All of the values I've given here are from the 1974 NASA Authorization Hearings. [hathitrust.org] So the numbers are straight from NASA themselves.
As for the women thing. I really wish America could move beyond this stuff and start looking to places like Norway. There was an extremely interesting documentary in Norway called Hjernevask [wikipedia.org]. That page has links to all the videos, or you can also watch them here [archive.org]. On archive.org, you need to click on the CC button to turn on the English subtitles, which are of excellent quality.
Norway was and remains the most gender equal nation in the world. Yet there remain "inequalities". For instance even in Norway the vast majority of nurses are female and the vast majority of engineers are male. There have been major efforts, lasting years, to try to change this but the story is always the same. When you have these programs running you get a very mild change in the balance, and when the programs finish - everything resorts, almost immediately, back to the equilibrium it had before. Why? Well of course you're going to say it's all environmental of some flavor or another.
What do the experts think? Well that was the point of the documentary. He simply sought out leading experts and researchers in the field and asked them for their views on what the causes for these differences are. And then asked them for their opinion on various studies they'd all be familiar with. For instance one really interesting fact is that even in infancy major gender biases emerge - given a choice, boys will prefer to play with a truck, while girls will be more interested in dolls. Why did they think this was?
And this wasn't a Michael Moore 'gotcha' style documentary. Everything has appropriate context, there was never any sort of confrontational behavior or whatever, nor was it him citing obscure studies and trying to make the researchers look ignorant. They all knew what he was talking about. But the problem is that when confronted with data that didn't just assume that everything was environmental, the researchers really were left to resort to circular logic and assuming their own hypotheses - which is rather the opposite of what science is about.
The documentary, which aired on public TV in Norway, not only started a major discussion on the topic but ultimately led to Norway cancelling all public funding for gender studies programs. A state that remains true to this very day, as does their being the most gender equal nation in the world. Hjernevask, in Norwegian, translates to 'to brainwash.'
I think the goal we should always strive for, in everything, is color and gender blindness. Do so much as you can to ensure equal opportunity, but let people do what they want and judge people without bias with respect their sex, race, or other characteristic beyond 'how good is this person at this task.' Pick the best people for the job, and only the best people for the job, and society wins. I see no reason to elevate any group over another for any reason, ever. Because when you do this you are trying to solve a perceived problem, which may or may not exist, by engaging in the exact behavior (unfair prejudice) you are trying to defeat.
Sometimes you can fight fire with fire. Most the time though, you just end up making an even bigger fire.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday March 15 2021, @10:54PM (1 child)
That's $120 billion for 12 flights, while the high capacity Apollo LM Truck was designed to deliver 11,000 pounds of payload to the surface. That means 4.3 flights to deliver a single 20' shipping container worth of supplies. Even though a whole lot of that money went to R&D, you're still looking at way over $4 billion per shipping container.
So, how many shipping containers do you suppose it would realistically take to establish enough of a base that they could start mining oxygen, metal, etc. and start contributing to their own growth? There could be a lot of concrete construction early on, but concrete has lousy tensile strength, so for pressurized environments you'd need to either at least ship rebar from Earth, or bury the habitat fairly deep underground to use weight to counteract air pressure. Assuming a typical 3 tons/m^3 rock density for lunar regolith, you'd need about 20m to reach a pressure of 1 atm under lunar gravity - and probably about twice that in practice since you'd probably be dealing with sand and gravel with lots of voids rather than solid rock. Though with luck they could find some lava tubes to build in, taking advantage of the mass of rock already above them.
As for the women thing - you've clearly gt your own opinions that I'm unlikely to sway. I'll simply say I'm not actually terribly concerned about the differences in carreer choice - we're different, it's reasonable that those differences would manifest in some obvious ways. What I *am* concerned about is the differences in compensation and power. There's a very strong trend to pay women less for the same job, even when they outperform their male peers. And even more persistently to pay "women's jobs" dramatically less than "men's jobs" even when both require a similar level of skill and training. And of course there's the long-standing trend to drive women out of a career path as it becomes respectable. Computer science being one of the obvious recent examples - it was predominantly a poorly paid "woman's job", following the trend of women as pre-digital computers - until the potential and respectability began to become obvious, at which point women were largely driven out of the field and wages increased substantially. As for power - given the large number of ancient societies that had matriarchal power structures, any argument that women don't want to be in positions of authority falls flat. If anything it's a strong argument that they should be over-represented in a just society, on the theory that anyone who actually wants power should not be given it.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Tuesday March 16 2021, @04:54AM
The point I was making with the Apollo figures was not to say we rebuild the Apollo program, but rather that *even* the Apollo program was getting to the moon for costs nowhere even remotely close to $20-$30 billion. The actual cost SpaceX would charge would likely be in hundreds of millions. And Starship will bring that even further down.
Again on the women topic, you're engaging in the exact same behaviors that ended up getting gender studies programs cancelled in Norway. You're saying a lot of hyper-charged statements that are not only lack evidence but also logic. On evidence, a recent Harvard study [harvard.edu] engaged in a study on a micro-scale, analyzing exactly why a wage gap persists in a unionized occupation where basic education levels were identical, work tasks were designed to be homogeneous, promotion was based entirely on tenure, and yet men were still earning more. They, once again, found personal decisions were entirely driving the differences in outcome. And that study is not a one-off. Literally every single time a field is examined in detail, you find - there is no gender gap, whatsoever.
On the logic side of the issue, think about what you're proposing. Corporations, especially now a days, care about nothing more than their bottom line. The 'old boys club' stereotype doesn't exactly fit with the reality of them happily replacing Mike Smith with Achalraj Balakrishnan. If women were capable of working to the same degree, and producing the same results for less? You'd see corporations with nothing but women. For that matter, women themselves are completely free to start their own companies. And indeed if they can increase efficiency to the point of performing the same work, for less, they'd be able to outprice nearly any corporation in existence since labor is generally a company's greatest expense? Yet? None of this exists.
And nah, unlike most - I rarely have my mind "made up" on just about any topic. I, so much as I can, try to survey the evidence and come to my own conclusion. Most people, especially Americans, now a days tend to go in the opposite direction of simply deciding what they want to be true and then finding evidence to support it. And since people just want to confirm their own biases, most don't really bother to check the quality or integrity of what they're reading, citing, etc - only ensuring that it confirms their biases.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Monday March 15 2021, @05:45AM (8 children)
Also, in terms of price, we've spent $6 trillion on COVID so far - and that number looks set to rapidly rise. If we spent let's say $5 trillion instead, would our outcome have genuinely been that much different? Probably not. And by "we" I don't mean humanity, I mean the United States - many don't realize how much money we're spending on this. Similarly for our various wars. We regularly spend trillions of dollars to achieve relatively little. For the smallest of fractions of these sort of figures, we could transform humanity into a space-faring civilization. So this is why I focus on politics instead of the money itself. The money is not really an issue, but getting a government with the political will to make this happen is.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday March 15 2021, @01:49PM (7 children)
>We regularly spend trillions of dollars to achieve relatively little. For the smallest of fractions of these sort of figures, we could transform humanity into a space-faring civilization
I think you grossly underestimate the cost of developing an industrial moon base - which is pretty much an essential first step to developing a significant presence in space. We can't do anything significant in space so long as we're having to haul all the fuel and materials up from Earth. NASA is estimating $20-30 billlion just to land on the moon. Now scale that up to landing a few dozen shipping containers worth of supplies so that we could start building just a preliminary outpost, much less an industrial facility. Without reusable transportation to the Moon's surface, which may still be years away, it's just not realistic.
As for the COVID response - it's important to recognize that most of that money was handouts to the wealthy, which has a huge return on investment for the politicians making the decision. A space program has essentially no payout, and almost all the money would be going to actual expenses that don't make anyone much money.
(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Monday March 15 2021, @05:24PM (6 children)
That $20-$30 billion cited by Bridenstine (head administrator of NASA) is money that would have mostly just been dumped into the blackhole that is Artemis/SLS. He may as well have said it would cost a trillion dollars to land on the moon and hired a bunch of weavers, because at this point building a rope out of dollar bills would be more effective than giving Boeing more money. He was the best administrator NASA had in decades, but he sold out hard at some point in the past couple of years. Hope he's enjoying his private life working as a "senior adviser" at some shell investment company focused on Boeing et al. Was it worth it Jimmy boy?
So what would be the real cost be? If NASA cared they could find out. Tell SpaceX you want 100k kg on the moon within a year, two at most. Ask for a number, give them the commercial guarantee, and it will happen. I don't know what that number would be, but it's going to be way under $20 billion even with current gen tech. And if we look to immediate future tech, the Starship in particular, this all becomes trivial. You're talking about 150,000kg to the moon (or Mars) after an in-orbit refuel on a ship that is designed from the ground up to be 100% reusable. And SpaceX is developing that [primarily] with their own money.
Of course you hit on the real problem: corruption. And this again gets back to why I think the future of humanity belongs to China.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Monday March 15 2021, @06:34PM (5 children)
Bridenstine, like his predecessors, had to work within the limitations placed on him by the Senate. I don't see any obvious reason to fault his performance. If someone out there has done an exhaustive analysis of Bridenstine vs. Bolden, I would like to see it. I don't know if it was Charles Bolden or Michael D. Griffin that can be credited with saving SpaceX with a cash flood.
I want to caution that it will probably take multiple in-orbit refuels to get a full payload landed on the Moon or Mars. Apparently 5 times for Mars [arstechnica.com], I'm not sure how many for the Moon. That is subject to the change, as is the maximum payload (estimated between 100,000 kg and 150,000 kg, i.e. 100-150 tons). Even if the launch costs hits $20 million for landing cargo on Moon/Mars, that's still well under Falcon 9 for a much larger payload. It seems like the upper stage could be cheap enough to abandon at these places, despite the fully reusable nature of the vehicle. The biggest loss would be the Raptor engines. The steel body is cheap as hell. It would be funny if SpaceX makes grain silos as a side business just to boost the production rate.
For a Moon base, a passenger version of Starship could serve as a functional habitat, although maybe the radiation protection is insufficient without modifications... or burying it in regolith.
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(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Monday March 15 2021, @07:32PM (3 children)
I have two major issues with Bridenstine (by the end - as I mentioned, he was phenomenal early on) :
1) Treating companies in radically different ways. Boeing continues to fail at everything. The only question is where the failure runs on the gamut from mild to catastrophic. Yet the response from Bridenstine each and every time was a repeating pattern of understating the impact, doing as much PR work for Boeing et al as possible, and then trying to rush them forward to the next test - which they, predictably, fail even more spectacularly at. Even Boeing's head pilot [wikipedia.org] for the Starliner resigned to "spend more time with his family." When literal test pilots are getting nervous about the systems in place, you know something has gone very wrong. By contrast the slightest slip of SpaceX was treated in the exact opposite way with an extreme exaggeration in both messaging and consequences for any failure whatsoever.
2) Not speaking honestly. The SLS is, plainly, garbage. If the program ever gets off the ground, and that is a very big if, it will already be obsolete - and dramatically overpriced. The continued funding of the program is driven primarily by corruption. It's never going to do any of the things Bridenstine was advocating for it to do, and he knew this. But he wasn't just 'playing the game.' He went above and beyond to praise SLS, Boeing, Artemis, and other programs that have near 0 chance of success. Did you see his press conference after SpaceX achieved the historic achievement of a private US company sending men to the ISS? He was gushing endlessly... about Boeing, SLS, Starliner, Artemis, etc. SpaceX was mentioned in passing, if you can even call it that. It felt like Satire, but it was real.
I think this [twitter.com] comment from Bridenstine, on the eve of SpaceX's Starship announcement, is when things started to become overt. He chose to say, "I am looking forward to the SpaceX announcement tomorrow. In the meantime, Commercial Crew is years behind schedule. NASA expects to see the same level of enthusiasm focused on the investments of the American taxpayer. *It's time to deliver.*'
It's about that time that he just started becoming deeply irrational and clearly "bought" by Boeing. "Bought" sounds so cliche, but I really find it difficult to ignore that he's now instantly segued into some role as a high level "adviser" at an investment company acquiring contractors that work directly, and exclusively, on behalf of "Tier 1 Defense Contractors" aka Boeing, Lockheed, etc. That's not a coincidence - it's a payout.
Okay, but that's probably all just a digression. Who cares about what somebody says or how he treats other companies, if he actually gets stuff done. And like you alluded to, Commercial Crew and Commercial Cargo both happened under his watch and huge leaps forward. The problem here is that any answer is going to be hypothetical. I just feel that so much more could have been achieved had he remained even half the man he started out as. Something I constantly consider is that the entire Apollo program from concept to boots on the moon took 7 years - with absolutely no baseline technology to work from. There's no reason NASA should be in this absurd situation they're in, aside from the fact that everybody keeps playing The Emperor's New Clothes with regards to SLS. [wikipedia.org]
(Score: 2) by takyon on Monday March 15 2021, @09:54PM (2 children)
There's not that many NASA Administrators, and ultimately they are tools of whatever Administration is in office. Therefore, I don't expect honesty, and do expect plenty of gushing over SLS (govt name: Senate Launch System) and Artemis. The tweet was unfortunate, and maybe you're right about Bridenstine pivoting to becoming a complete tool of ULA, but his actions (if/when he is the actual decision maker) are the most important thing and I don't think SpaceX was hurt. Already we've had a scare under the Biden Administration with the FAA apparently throwing red tape at the Starship program, but that seems to have been a misunderstanding/hype. Maybe we can partly blame Boeing's failures for the FAA becoming more cautious?
Personally, I'm done raging about SLS for a while. There is nothing we as random individuals can do to raise enough public awareness to kill SLS. The Senate still wants it and not enough of the public even know it exists, much less why it is a complete boondoggle. The recent bad test and slowdown of the Artemis program should delay it by another year, at least. All the focus should be on Starship now, and that's a lot more fun due to the speed and openness of the test program.
Musk could start to explicitly badmouth SLS, and I would like to see him incorporate criticism into a Starship presentation directly comparing it to the SLS and calling for SLS to be canned. But Starship needs to be working first and not exploding every month. I think we also need to see a "fuck you" moment for good measure. Not a mere orbital launch, which we may see as early as this summer [nasaspaceflight.com]. We could really use a Starship sitting on the Moon before SLS even flies, a feat that was suggested by Bridenstine himself IIRC. Then SpaceX can activate the PR campaign while we go hard in the paint against SLS on every public forum. I think Boeing/ULA's PR assets have thrown some shade at SpaceX, but they would not be able to withstand what is coming.
This absurd situation sucks, but Starship's projected $/kg is an absolute game changer. I am actually fine with NASA being paralyzed (other than the gobs of cash going towards SLS/ULA and not SpaceX) since Starship will enable much more ambitious projects. I don't want Apollo-level competence and speed out of NASA until they have the correct tool for the job: fully reusable rockets.
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(Score: 2) by Socrastotle on Tuesday March 16 2021, @09:21AM (1 child)
Yip, on all of this I'd agree. With one exception. If any "normal" company has failed like Boeing has, not only in space but also now even in commercial air transport, they would almost certainly no longer exist. And it's not out of the question that we'd even be pursuing criminal charges against them - Boeing have now, at the minimum, contributed to hundreds of deaths by what are undoubtedly major systemic issues within the company, likely due for the pettiest of all motivations - optimizing for shareholder profit instead of actually focusing on their products. But because they're Boeing, everything is business as usual.
Our entire political system has become deeply incestuous. This is, in part, due to appointments, and in part due to sycophancy in hopes of personal advancement. And Boeing is a major part in this entire dysfunctional system, working as a key player in the military industrial complex, among other roles. Musk has been more than happy to wade into numerous controversial topics ranging from the dysfunctional media to wokeness, and he even committed to cardinal sin of speaking in a cordial way with "The Russians" in Cyrillic! But the one thing he's never poked has been the SLS, or "real" politics in general. And I don't think that's a coincidence. The government could kill SpaceX in a practically infinite number of ways, and the media would kick their spin machine into overdrive to condone it.
I think he's doing the right thing by just keeping his eyes on the prize. Like you allude to, it's increasingly looking like SpaceX will, at the minimum, be flying folks around the moon before the SLS gets off the ground. And that will speak far louder than any words ever could.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday March 16 2021, @10:27AM
I bring it up because I think SpaceX is quickly becoming too important for the U.S. government to kill. It's now the American ride to the ISS, with Boeing not being an option until no earlier than September 2021. It's a critical launch provider for NASA, the Air/Space Force, and the National Reconnaissance Office. Starlink is also being eyed for use by the Air Force and Army. Musk is gaining leverage that he can use to go on the attack. One of SLS's biggest proponents, Senator Richard Shelby, is retiring after 2022.
At the same time, Starship needs to be operational before the SLS can be utterly destroyed. Even though several Falcon Heavy launches are probably a better idea than one SLS launch, providing a single rocket that can do everything that SLS can is important, to leave no remaining excuses. Starship has a wider/larger payload fairing, and can likely exceed even the mythical SLS Block 2's payload capacity (~130 tons), while in fully reusable mode. In-orbit refueling is required to get any payload to TLI, so that must work first. A chart on Everyday Astronaut [everydayastronaut.com] suggests it can get 40 tons to TLI with a single refuel (comparable to SLS Block 1B at 43 tons), and the full ~150 tons with two refuels.
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(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday March 15 2021, @10:14PM
>It seems like the upper stage could be cheap enough to abandon at these places, despite the fully reusable nature of the vehicle. The biggest loss would be the Raptor engines.
For Mars especially that's probably a good idea - that's a whole lot of water and energy to consume to ship back a giant fuel tank back to Earth where we can make more easily enough. Especially when that steel would be an extremely valuable resource on MArs, at least until they develop a substantial industrial base. But with a few tweaks it could be made even more appealing:
1) Remove the engines from a bunch of rockets and ship them back to Earth as the payload of a single rocket. They're by far the most expensive components, and don't actually weigh all that much compared to the rest of the ship.
2) Use the "shells" as habitat modules. You're talking ballpark of 2500m^3 of pressurized space within a Starship once you cut doors into the propellant tanks, pre-tested to far higher pressures than you'd want for a habitat. Towers are a bit unwieldy, but if you were looking to build a Mars colony it might well be worth it to ship a couple of those skeletal cranes to Mars - they could be far flimsier than on Earth thanks to the lower gravity. Pick up a pressurized Starship with two cranes: one on the nose as normal, then the other to grab it near the base and lay it down on its belly in a trench. Then cover it with a few meters of gravel and you've got yourself a nice stable, well-shielded habitat module. You might even weld floor-trusses in place within the fuel tanks ahead of time so that you only need to lay down some floor boards to create some nice wide-open multi-storey habitats. Might want a layer of insulation on the outside to keep the heat from leaching into the surrounding rock, but there's lots of options for that.
I really think there's enormous potential for dedicated space-station and Moon-/Mars-base versions of Starship. They provide a whole lot of pressurized space, deliverable to wherever you want it with a minimum of fuss. But even just retrofitting normal Starships wouldn't take much effort - steel is easy to work with.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:10PM (4 children)
It’s a stupid idea. Insurance policy for whom? Some aliens that come along long after we’ve rendered the planet unfit for life? It’s certainly not any sort of “ultimate disaster” recovery plan.
Those aliens certainly won’t want to recreate a species that was reckless enough it killed off a planet.
So this is an insurance policy to try to sniff out some grant money, nothing more.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:49PM (1 child)
It's very unlikely that anything we do will wipe out humanity. Global nuclear war would barely be an inconvenience in the historical record. *Maybe* an extremely virulent and persistent bioweapon could do the job. Maybe. Even that would have a hard time getting to 99.9% - which would still leave 8 million+ people, thousands of times more than survived the last genetic bottleneck humanity went through.
The ecosystem though - we're wiping that out at a prodigious rate. Estimates range as high as another species going extinct every 5 minutes. Humanity is already one of the worst extinction events the planet has ever seen, and we're working hard to dial our destruction up to 11 by pushing the global climate out of the unstable inter-glacial period it's currently in, triggering a second major extinction event before global biodiversity has a chance to recover from the current one. And if that happens it could take tens of thousands of years before the ecosystem recovers enough to support a lot of medium-large animals like humans again. It has happened before. Repeatedly.
If it happens again, and we have vaults full of genetic diversity just waiting to reintroduced, and the will and wisdom to use it, we could shorten than recovery time to a few centuries.
And of course seed vaults have great value even in less drastic cases. Existing vaults have already proven their value repeatedly.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:10PM
(Score: 2) by PartTimeZombie on Sunday March 14 2021, @10:56PM (1 child)
Correct, because as we have established science is bad and scientists only do it for the money.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 15 2021, @09:33AM
They sure as fuck ain't doing it for free. Even the pure and noble scientists gotta eat.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday March 14 2021, @07:22AM (1 child)
Notice that a good portion of the article discusses the unreliability of Earth-side storage, in particular the above Norway site. The problem here is that in the absence of some experience, we'll just duplicate the problem on an even harder to fix location. The above site wasn't unreliable (and facing a possibly existential threat from permafrost thaw which first manifested a mere nine years into its operation) because it was on Earth. It was unreliable because it was poorly planned and designed. Repeating the poor planning and design on the Moon will just be a costly failure.
My take is that the concept needs to be proven first on Earth first before creating white elephants on the Moon. Several of the technologies they want to deploy can be far more readily done on Earth first (the cryogenic storage, robotics, fancy magnetic levitation, whatever). My take is that they should prove in an Earth-side facility these technologies first before going anywhere near a lunar site. Hopefully, by the time the technologies are demonstrated and they have one (or hopefully more) such sites, then the infrastructure can exist to build these facilities elsewhere in the Solar System.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:24PM
Indeed. Before we even consider building such vaults on the moon, lets build them high in geologically stable mountains, well above flooding problems. Remote, desolate places that vaguely resemble the moon, rather than trying to "cheat" and use natural glacial cooling to simplify things. That was a great idea if you assumed the glaciers wouldn't melt - but it's become painfully obvious that there's no longer any place on Earth where it's safe to assume that.
Heck, we've got tall mountains extending well above the ice in Antarctica - that could be perfect. An extremely cold mountainous desert high above any possible flood waters, and vastly cheaper to reach and develop than anywhere on the moon. Heck, we can have Starship hop a tunnel boring machine and other supplies over as a test run for establishing habitats on the Moon and Mars. Everybody wins.
(Score: 5, Insightful) by Acabatag on Sunday March 14 2021, @07:41AM (3 children)
You can't just 'store' seeds and eggs and put it all together again later. The symbiosis of the system of life is much too complex. Nobody could 'jump start' all the life forms in a viable combination to 'start it up' again.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:54AM (1 child)
NONSENSE! We'll save humanity and restart life on Mars, once a few technical issues are solved such as which language to program the code in.
(Score: 2) by PiMuNu on Monday March 15 2021, @10:19AM
Inches or cm?
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:30PM
Of course we can. It won't be the same, but that's not half as important as repairing the ecosystem to the point that it can support millions of humans again.
Almost all life on Earth has been wiped out, repeatedly - and the survivors eventually re-evolved the diversity necessary to create a thriving global ecosystem. Intelligent assistance from humans with vast libraries of the genetic diversity that was lost could help accelerate that process so it only takes centuries instead of tens of thousands of years.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:08AM (22 children)
We'll just head on over to the moon and pick up the seeds to repopulate life... does no one see a problem with this?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:25AM (21 children)
The point is to have backups. No backup, no recovery. Backup on the Moon, eventual retrieval. We also need humans and data archives off planet.
(Score: 1) by hemocyanin on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:32AM (13 children)
I think his point was that if things get so bad on earth that you need the seed/DNA archive, we've probably fallen way below the ability to launch rockets, build robots, land them, retrieve stuff, pack it up, and mail it back to earth.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:44AM (12 children)
If reaching a backup on the Moon is required to survive the new Dark Age, then yes you have a problem. If it's for restoring biodiversity, then it can be useful even if it takes 1000 years to return.
(Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Sunday March 14 2021, @09:35AM (11 children)
The question is if we ever will be able to return to a technological age once we fall back behind it. Remember, the industrial revolution was kickstarted when we found large and easy-to access fossil resources of energy. We've used up all those easily accessed resources, and they will require millions of years to replenish. There will likely still exist some of the harder to access fossil resources, but to access those we already need to have sufficiently advanced technology.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @11:14AM
The strategy doesn't have to be perfect, just better than nothing at all. We need some humans on Mars too, and more technologies for off the grid living. Rich people should be building doomsday bunkers instead of buying NFTs.
There will be billions of steel tools laying around, and other shortcuts to building back better.
(Score: 2) by legont on Sunday March 14 2021, @02:33PM (9 children)
I think that's exactly the point. Say all engineers are killed on earth. We can't restart until new easily accessible resources are brought up by geological processes which will take some millions years. Nevertheless, it will happen eventually, and perhaps we are still around to restart technology. At this point an archive might prove to be useful.
"Wealth is the relentless enemy of understanding" - John Kenneth Galbraith.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:39PM (3 children)
Or we can root through the trash and abandoned buildings. The easily accessible resources of the past are now much more easily accessible, often in the form we would need it manufactured as.
(Score: 2) by legont on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:02PM (2 children)
No, processing garbage on industrial scale is even bigger technological problem then getting resources from underground.
"Wealth is the relentless enemy of understanding" - John Kenneth Galbraith.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Monday March 15 2021, @03:00AM
Sorry, no. First, it's at or near ground level. That alone takes considerably less effort than digging stuff from deep underground. Second, the resources are embedded in material that is far softer than the usual ore material. Third, the resources are usually higher quality and of higher concentration than in natural ore bodies.
(Score: 2) by Mykl on Monday March 15 2021, @04:27AM
Who said anything about an industrial scale? I'm guessing that post-Apocalypse, our population will be down to a maximum of 5% of today's levels, probably more like under 1%. At those population levels (and due to a lack of other options), you'd probably find people just burning the garbage to get to the stuff they want
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:35PM
Unfortuantely an archive is very unlikely to last that long. Even frozen seeds die eventually, and animal gamees aren't nearly so robust. Plus, all that equipment on the moon maintaining the atmospheric pressure and cryogenic temperatures won't last forever - once it breaks down the archived samples will die quite rapidly.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by rleigh on Sunday March 14 2021, @06:19PM (2 children)
The premise here and in the parent post is wrong.
Our current fossil fuel resources were laid down in the Carboniferous period. That was a one-off event. It will never be repeated, at least on a global scale. Too many species have evolved to digest lignin, from bacteria to fungi. The lifetime of a fallen tree is just a few years, and if you chop it up into chips, just a few months, or weeks in hotter climates. It will be completely recycled before it can be preserved. The other factor is that during the Carboniferous period, animal and insect life as we know it had not evolved yet. There was nothing to disturb fallen trees. Today, there are hundreds of thousands of animal species crawling and rooting around. On a geological timescale, it's improbable that a tree could lain undisturbed even if it didn't get broken down by fungi or bacteria. The only way it could be fossilised is if it falls into a bog, and there aren't enough bogs around to make a difference. It would be geologically insignificant. The Carboniferous period can't be repeated again due to the vast amount of rapid evolution that followed it. Back then, entire temperate landmasses were filled with trees, and nothing else! Today, animal life shapes every aspect of the landscape we inhabit.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 15 2021, @12:33AM (1 child)
Today we are laying down a wonderful layer of plastics, which nothing has yet evolved to digest, so there is still a chance.
(Score: 2) by rleigh on Monday March 15 2021, @07:46AM
This isn't entirely correct. We have already found bacterial and fungal species in rubbish tips on the surface of plastic bags and such with the capability of breaking down the pastic. They either evolved to do this, or they were already around in the environment and this is a niche they can thrive in. Probably the latter, perhaps with a few mutations on top to improve their ability to work with specific plastics.
Life evolves to exploit energy sources. Just as it evolved to exploit the vast stored energy reserves of lignin, it will also evolve to digest various types of plastic. Right now, that process is very slow and inefficient, but it's inevitable that will improve over time. The main problem with plastic is its hydrophobicity which makes it more difficult for water-based enzymes to interact with, and some are worse than others. The process might be very slow on a human timescale. But on a geological timescale, I suspect most plastic will vanish relatively quickly.
(Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday March 14 2021, @10:11PM
Simple. Go to the Moon and get some engineers seeds.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:55AM (2 children)
You better fucking back up, douchebag.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @09:08AM (1 child)
Back the fuck down, shitstain.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:20PM
Alright calm the fuck down, let's back horizontally.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:06PM (2 children)
> Backup on the Moon, eventual retrieval.
Once we get to the moon on a regular basis, wouldn't it make sense to look for a previous backup first? If we don't find anything old already there, then we can start to think about doing our own. Isn't this called humility?
(Score: 3, Touché) by legont on Sunday March 14 2021, @02:35PM
Yep, perhaps dinosaurs had the tech required.
"Wealth is the relentless enemy of understanding" - John Kenneth Galbraith.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @02:51PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:17PM
(Score: 2, Interesting) by hemocyanin on Sunday March 14 2021, @08:30AM
The remnants of the human population and the remnants of their store of DNA ended up on one of the remnants of the moon.
(Score: 2) by inertnet on Sunday March 14 2021, @10:09AM
All those supermagnets with bots moving along, won't they cause changes in the specimens over the eons?
(Score: 2) by Corelli's A on Sunday March 14 2021, @12:13PM (7 children)
Is it just my old-man crankiness coming out, or has there been an excess of [sic] in summaries over the past year? My suggestion: think about your audience. Do all the readers need to mentally stumble over "planet [sic]" and contemplate for a moment what the hell the point is? Just write "Species or plants" or, for god's sake, "Species or [plants]" if you must. Nobody is going to crawl up your butt in the name of accuracy for making the obvious editorial correction.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:11PM (1 child)
...or just delete planets/plants, since either one is redundant after species.
tfa seems to be out of date by a couple of million species-- https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-14616161 [bbc.com]
> The natural world contains about 8.7 million species, according to a new estimate described by scientists as the most accurate ever.
Time to start counting!!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:23PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:20PM (1 child)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:43PM
Good idea! Instead of the parent complaint about:
> ... "planet [sic]"
Let's start doing this:
(Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday March 14 2021, @01:43PM (2 children)
I would always do "Species or [plants]"
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(Score: 0, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:24PM (1 child)
But enough about your sex life, explain the grammar rule one more time?
(Score: 2, Offtopic) by takyon on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:36PM
i do the thing
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(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday March 14 2021, @02:28PM (1 child)
So, we have all these newage dweeby perverts who are dreaming about jizzing all over a dead moon. Doesn't that look a lot like necrophilia? Nothing is sacred these days, not even great-great-granny's corpse.
Don’t confuse the news with the truth.
(Score: 0, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:25PM
Stick with old man rants, leave the dick jokes to the experts.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @03:26PM
Silent Running [wikipedia.org]
Only on the moon....
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 14 2021, @04:56PM
LEAs more likely than not would commandeer a 'Moon Ark' and turn it into a fake brothel to conduct sting operations.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 15 2021, @05:09AM
If we ruin things badly enough that we need this, perhaps the world will get along better without us and our meddling. Hubris.