Find a celebrity [youtube.com], businessman [youtube.com] or politician [youtube.com] who takes themselves too seriously and give them a pie to the face.
(Note to law enforcement: I'm not encouraging any actual harm to anyone, just a good reminder that the movers-and-shakers are really just clowns.)
If we're talking pie, which can be read pi*e, that's approximately 8.5397342226735670654635508695466.
Let's make that August 5.
There's more fruits in season in August too, so it makes for better pie. :)