In all seriousness, the ones you want if you can get them are striped maple [wikipedia.org], also known as "goosefoot" maple. The leaves are large, soft, and relatively sturdy. Not as good as actual TP, but your best option in a pinch. (And yes, been there, done that.)
-- "Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27, @04:56PM (4 children)
More precisely:
The unchecked hubris of the pathologically stupid.
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But maybe that only means "all of the above".
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 28, @02:23AM (3 children)
"Running out of toilet paper" is a close second.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 28, @05:17AM (2 children)
Nah. I've got plenty of leaves in the backyard I can use. This one [wikimedia.org] grows especially well and there is plenty in the shade.
(Score: 2) by Thexalon on Friday February 28, @12:54PM
In all seriousness, the ones you want if you can get them are striped maple [wikipedia.org], also known as "goosefoot" maple. The leaves are large, soft, and relatively sturdy. Not as good as actual TP, but your best option in a pinch. (And yes, been there, done that.)
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 04, @07:53AM
You could also consider this one [wikipedia.org] if you're in the right area