In all seriousness, the ones you want if you can get them are striped maple [wikipedia.org], also known as "goosefoot" maple. The leaves are large, soft, and relatively sturdy. Not as good as actual TP, but your best option in a pinch. (And yes, been there, done that.)
-- "Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
(Score: 2) by Thexalon on Friday February 28, @12:54PM
In all seriousness, the ones you want if you can get them are striped maple [wikipedia.org], also known as "goosefoot" maple. The leaves are large, soft, and relatively sturdy. Not as good as actual TP, but your best option in a pinch. (And yes, been there, done that.)
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin