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How many references can I fit in one poll?

Displaying poll results.
99 red references
  10% 22 votes
All of these: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
  4% 10 votes
Tree Fiddy
  8% 19 votes
There are FOUR references!
  20% 45 votes
The answer is 42
  26% 57 votes
You have 10 references! Use them or lose them!
  6% 15 votes
All the references!
  11% 25 votes
8, and that is enough.
  11% 26 votes
219 total votes.
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  • Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
  • Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
  • This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @02:41PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @02:41PM (#49162)

    I've got 99 references but this poll ain't one.

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by gman003 on Friday May 30 2014, @02:51PM

    by gman003 (4155) on Friday May 30 2014, @02:51PM (#49167)

    There are FOUR references!

    Three, sir!

    • (Score: 2, Informative) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday May 30 2014, @03:46PM

      by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Friday May 30 2014, @03:46PM (#49187) Homepage

      The reference "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!" often attributed to Captain Piccard is actually a pointer to a similar reference (terms are not strict, so pedants fuck off) in Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. This [stackexchange.com] post on stack exchange sums up the explanation nicely:

      " The torture scene in this episode is nearly verbatim from Nineteen Eighty-Four's "2 + 2 = 5". In the novel, the slogan is a primary example of doublethink, the ability of the totalitarian ruling party to exert such control they can even make people admit obvious falsehoods. Sensory evidence - or in the case of the novel, analytic truth - is internalized as insanity, and external statements are internalized as true, even when the subject isn't actually insane. The captors are showing their strength not just by forcing the captive, but by forcing reality itself. "

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 31 2014, @09:07AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday May 31 2014, @09:07AM (#49502)

        How many fingers am I using to flip you off?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 02 2014, @09:09AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 02 2014, @09:09AM (#50135)

      The three references of robotics!

    • (Score: 2) by crutchy on Tuesday June 03 2014, @08:30AM

      by crutchy (179) on Tuesday June 03 2014, @08:30AM (#50559) Homepage Journal

      no i'm a reference... and so is my wife!

  • (Score: 2) by WizardFusion on Friday May 30 2014, @02:58PM

    by WizardFusion (498) on Friday May 30 2014, @02:58PM (#49171) Journal

    There is only 42.
    Nothing more, nothing less

    • (Score: 2) by edIII on Saturday May 31 2014, @05:21AM

      by edIII (791) on Saturday May 31 2014, @05:21AM (#49458)

      I'm somewhat disappointed that 42 isn't in the lead. After all, it's the answer to everything right?

      --
      Technically, lunchtime is at any moment. It's just a wave function.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @03:35PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @03:35PM (#49181)

    None of these references have citations, so none of them count. I must therefore invoke the "my option isn't on the poll" reference.

    • (Score: 1) by dbot on Friday May 30 2014, @03:40PM

      by dbot (1811) on Friday May 30 2014, @03:40PM (#49182) Journal

      Hrm.. a 0-indexed set would still have s[0]. Think you are looking for a null-reference s == 0.

    • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:26AM

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:26AM (#49750) Journal

      None of these references have citations, so none of them count. I must therefore invoke the "my option isn't on the poll" reference. [NPOVD [wikipedia.org]] .

      FTFY

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by mattie_p on Friday May 30 2014, @03:45PM

    by mattie_p (13) on Friday May 30 2014, @03:45PM (#49186) Journal

    "These aren't the references you are looking for."

    • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Saturday May 31 2014, @08:45PM

      by maxwell demon (1608) on Saturday May 31 2014, @08:45PM (#49706) Journal

      That's no reference. That's a space station.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @04:27PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @04:27PM (#49198)

    640 references should be enough for anyone.

    On the other hand, I think there's a world market for about five references.

    • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Sunday June 01 2014, @09:02PM

      by FatPhil (863) <{pc-soylent} {at} {asdf.fi}> on Sunday June 01 2014, @09:02PM (#49991) Homepage
      Only 8 certainly wasn't enough.

      I want one point twenty-one jigga-references. (yes, that's giga, but so few pronounce it the "right" way)
      I would certainly expect the number of references to go to 11.
      --
      Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
  • (Score: 2) by GlennC on Friday May 30 2014, @06:42PM

    by GlennC (3656) on Friday May 30 2014, @06:42PM (#49240)

    Did anyone else notice that the story queue tracker is gone?

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    Sorry folks...the world is bigger and more varied than you want it to be. Deal with it.
    • (Score: 3, Informative) by Blackmoore on Friday May 30 2014, @08:35PM

      by Blackmoore (57) on Friday May 30 2014, @08:35PM (#49288) Journal

      story queue warning disappears when they have 20+ in the submission queue

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Buck Feta on Friday May 30 2014, @06:52PM

    by Buck Feta (958) on Friday May 30 2014, @06:52PM (#49245) Journal
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    • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:02AM

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:02AM (#49747) Journal

      I don't know, but... have you considered raising the question on another site [stackoverflow.com]?

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
      • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Sunday June 01 2014, @07:45PM

        by maxwell demon (1608) on Sunday June 01 2014, @07:45PM (#49976) Journal

        I think this site [stackexchange.com] might be more appropriate for that question.

        --
        The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
        • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday June 01 2014, @09:49PM

          by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 01 2014, @09:49PM (#50003) Journal
          Why? Does it overflow faster on unbounded recursion?
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  • (Score: 1) by G-forze on Friday May 30 2014, @08:22PM

    by G-forze (1276) on Friday May 30 2014, @08:22PM (#49281)

    n/t

    --
    If I run into the term "SJW", I stop reading.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @09:29PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 30 2014, @09:29PM (#49313)

    These go to eleven.

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday May 30 2014, @10:08PM

    by aristarchus (2645) on Friday May 30 2014, @10:08PM (#49329) Journal

    You keep making that reference. I do not think it refers to what you think it refers to.

  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:33AM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Sunday June 01 2014, @12:33AM (#49754) Journal
    All your references are belong to us.
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    Signed: the (green) you-know-who
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
    • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Sunday June 01 2014, @08:39AM

      by maxwell demon (1608) on Sunday June 01 2014, @08:39AM (#49852) Journal

      In Soviet Russia, references count you.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 02 2014, @01:02AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday June 02 2014, @01:02AM (#50049)
    void f( poll &p ) {
        f( p );
    }
  • (Score: 2) by Marneus68 on Monday June 02 2014, @08:23AM

    by Marneus68 (3572) on Monday June 02 2014, @08:23AM (#50122) Homepage

    Seriously, how did you left that out ?

  • (Score: 2) by VLM on Monday June 02 2014, @02:09PM

    by VLM (445) on Monday June 02 2014, @02:09PM (#50216)

    int Answer = 42;
    int& rAnswer = Answer;

    (Bear with me, I haven't touched C++ since I got out of school in 2005 ... and I haven't missed it at all)

  • (Score: 2) by Hyper on Tuesday June 03 2014, @01:57PM

    by Hyper (1525) on Tuesday June 03 2014, @01:57PM (#50631) Journal

    I want all references!
     
    Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119116/quotes [imdb.com]

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 03 2014, @02:00PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 03 2014, @02:00PM (#50632)

    but if you leave me, can I come too?