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What object should I bludgeon my boss/coworker with?

• A slinky
• Flask containing glacier water
• The plastic dinosaur that holds up my name placard
• 11 year old glass bottle of Fanta
• Red Swingline stapler
• LTO Ultrium 4 tape (800 Gb)
• Nothing, just set the building on fire
• Other - specify

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