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Lamborghini Aventador SJW review - V12 power and tech turns in a mighty performance

Rejected submission by aristarchus at 2018-09-18 06:26:53 from the Faster-than-a-speeding-alt-right-meme dept.
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Right here at EVO [evo.co.uk], we have a report on the new Lamborghini Aventador, SJW!

It’s the most powerful, and certainly the most sophisticated V12 Lamborghini to make production, and marks in all probability the final high point for the firm’s naturally aspirated V12. As such, it’s a moment to saviour, but what sort of car is the Lamborghini Aventador SVJ, and how has Lamborghini created a car that can snatch the Nurburgring Nordschleife lap record from Porsche’s grasp?

Well, the obvious rebuttal is that Porsche is a Nazi car company, while Lambo only dabbled a bit with Il Duce! So why has the Italian Motorwerks gone full on antifa and SJW? Read on!

As we’ll see, the SVJ has some fascinating engineering solutions contained within its brazenly jagged form. But even so, the heart of any Lamborghini has to be its engine and you’re unlikely to be disappointed by what lurks beneath the SVJ’s complex engine lid.

          The 6.5-litre motor has received another round of modifications aimed at squeezing not only more power from it, but also improving torque lower down the rev range and reducing the inertia of its internals. To that end, the V12 features titanium valves for the first time, teamed with a redesigned cylinder head, intake manifold and exhaust, the latter shorter in length and exiting higher at the rear, plus a lighter flywheel. The stats say the SVJ makes 20bhp and 22lb ft more than the old SV, with 760bhp at 8,500rpm (200rpm short of the limiter) and 531lb ft of torque at 6,750rpm. While that peak torque figure is over 1,000rpm higher than before, Lamborghini’s own graph suggests a healthy extra surge at both 4,500- and 6,500rpm over the old machine.

Wow! Just Wow! SJWs with 760bhp! And the Alt-right Neo-nazi loser homocide was driving a Dodge? No wonder the right is loosing!


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