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Poll: I prefer my junk to be

Rejected submission by Runaway1956 mailto:tuberdude@toober.com at 2020-10-20 23:28:41
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Runaway1956 writes:

A. Thoroughly secured https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-54436575 [bbc.com]

B. Standard security http://www.mensurbanclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/levis-mens-514-straight-jean.jpg [mensurbanclothing.com]

C. Lax security https://gentlemenstandard.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/saggy-pants.jpg [wordpress.com]

D. Toobed https://nypost.com/2020/10/20/accused-zoom-masturbator-jeffrey-toobin-has-sordid-sex-history/ [nypost.com]

E. I got no junk, you insensitive clod!

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