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posted by martyb on Wednesday November 26 2014, @04:56AM   Printer-friendly
from the need-to-put-a-filter-on-that-e-cigarette dept.

The Guardian features a story about e-cigarettes carrying some malware, infecting computers used to charge them. Though not entirely surprising when you actually think about it, personally I'd not have expected non-computerized devices which just happen to have micro-usb charger socket to pose a threat to IT security.

From the article:

“The made in China e-cigarette had malware hardcoded into the charger, and when plugged into a computer’s USB port the malware phoned home and infected the system.”

Later the article references some low-level attacks might be used to reprogram USB chips on devices, letting them act as USB keyboards issuing commands on the behalf of the logged in user, etc.

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Turning E-Cigarettes Into Hacking Tools 11 comments

While the most common methods used for hacking are DDoS attack, ransomware, phishing, virus, Trojan, keylogger, ClickJacking attacks, etc., hackers are now looking to modify e-cigarettes into tools to hack into computers:

To explain this, security researcher Ross Bevington showcased a presentation at BSides London that revealed how an e-cigarette could be used to attack a computer either by interfering with its network traffic or by deceiving the computer to make it believe that it was a keyboard.

[...] Many e-cigarettes can be charged over USB, either with a special cable, or by plugging the cigarette itself directly into a USB port on a computer, security researchers warn that your computer could actually be compromised by the simple act of charging a vape pen with just a few simple tweaks to the vaporizer.

[...] While e-cigarettes could be used to provide malicious payloads to machines, there is typically very little space available on them to host this code.

"This puts limitations on how elaborate a real attack could be made," said Mr Bevington.

"The WannaCry malware for instance was 4-5 MB, hundreds of times larger than the space on an e-cigarette. That being said, using something like an e-cigarette to download something larger from the Internet would be possible."

Previously: E-Cigarettes are Bad for the Health — Of Your Computer


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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:00AM

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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:04AM

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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:04AM

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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:05AM

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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:05AM

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    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:06AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:06AM (#120116)

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    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
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    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DIcE.COM.
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  • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:07AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:07AM (#120117)

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    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COm.
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  • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:08AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:08AM (#120118)

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    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
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    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
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  • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:08AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:08AM (#120119)

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    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
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    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:09AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:09AM (#120120)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:10AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:10AM (#120121)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:11AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:11AM (#120123)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:12AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:12AM (#120124)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:13AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:13AM (#120126)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by nyder on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:13AM

    by nyder (4525) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:13AM (#120127)

    If you feel the need to smoke, smoke marijuana. You can not infect your computer smoking weed. You can, while stoned, do stupid shit that will infect your computer. But that's on you, not on your weed.

    • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:14AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:14AM (#120129)

      Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
      constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
      Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
      1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
      To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
      If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
      Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
      GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
      [ ] I am gay
      [ ] I am a wigger
      [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
      After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
      Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
      * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
      ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

    • (Score: 2) by q.kontinuum on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:40AM

      by q.kontinuum (532) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:40AM (#120168) Journal

      I wouldn't bet [youtube.com] on it. Ok, that's not about the actual weed but about e-smoking the active substance of it, but progress doesn't stop for dope-heads either ;-)

      --
      Registered IRC nick on chat.soylentnews.org: qkontinuum
    • (Score: 1) by bookreader on Wednesday November 26 2014, @11:10AM

      by bookreader (3906) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @11:10AM (#120217)

      It could probably be even safer to cook marijuana instead of smoking it. No computer viruses, no USB charging, no bad effects from smoking, same effect on your mind.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:14AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:14AM (#120128)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:15AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:15AM (#120130)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:16AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:16AM (#120131)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8====D~)

    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner

    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:16AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:16AM (#120132)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8====D~)

    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner

    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:17AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:17AM (#120133)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8====D~)

    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner

    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:17AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:17AM (#120134)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our

    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8====D~)

    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!

    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:

    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner

    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.

    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:18AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:18AM (#120135)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:19AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:19AM (#120136)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
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    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:19AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:19AM (#120137)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
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    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:19AM

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:20AM

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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by Fnord666 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:20AM

    by Fnord666 (652) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:20AM (#120140)
    This is why you use a "charge only" USB pigtail/extension when charging devices via USB.
    • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:21AM

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    • (Score: 2) by wonkey_monkey on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:37AM

      by wonkey_monkey (279) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:37AM (#120184) Homepage

      Can you trust your "charge only" cable?

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      • (Score: 2) by q.kontinuum on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:21AM

        by q.kontinuum (532) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:21AM (#120195) Journal

        Can you trust your pigtail-device? Without opening and analyzing it first? Or could there be some hidden electronic in the "charge only" cable as well?

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        • (Score: 2) by Fnord666 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @03:44PM

          by Fnord666 (652) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @03:44PM (#120296)

          Can you trust your pigtail-device? Without opening and analyzing it first? Or could there be some hidden electronic in the "charge only" cable as well?

          Yes, but that's because I made it. I do see what you're saying though, especially since it would probably be manufactured in the same country as the e-cigs were!

        • (Score: 2) by cafebabe on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:19PM

          by cafebabe (894) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:19PM (#120387) Journal

          Some USB hubs are transparent and easy to open. It would be trivial to cut data wires while leaving power wires intact.

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @12:40PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @12:40PM (#120237)

        Yes, if it only has two pins....

    • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:55PM

      by nitehawk214 (1304) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:55PM (#120273)

      Some devices simply refuse to charge on a charge-only cables. My Google Wireless charger will refuse to charge unless you plug it into its own AC adapter from it's own cable.

      Makes the device useless for me as I wanted to use it on a 12V adapter in the car. But since Google doesn't make one for this device, it is now uselessly relegated to my desk. Eventually I will step on the cord and break it, and make the entire device inoperable until I pay a fortune for a replacement instead of using one of the dozens of cheap usb cables I have. Well done, Google, you are turning into Apple. The student has exceeded the master.

      It would be easy for the trojan e-cig maker to have their device refuse to charge unless it has a data connection.

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      • (Score: 2) by Fnord666 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @03:41PM

        by Fnord666 (652) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @03:41PM (#120295)

        Some devices simply refuse to charge on a charge-only cables. My Google Wireless charger will refuse to charge unless you plug it into its own AC adapter from it's own cable.
        Makes the device useless for me as I wanted to use it on a 12V adapter in the car. But since Google doesn't make one for this device, it is now uselessly relegated to my desk. Eventually I will step on the cord and break it, and make the entire device inoperable until I pay a fortune for a replacement instead of using one of the dozens of cheap usb cables I have. Well done, Google, you are turning into Apple. The student has exceeded the master.
        It would be easy for the trojan e-cig maker to have their device refuse to charge unless it has a data connection.

        I had not heard of this before. That is truly obnoxious.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @04:26PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @04:26PM (#120310)

          At least for USB2, if you unhook the D+/D- pins, your device is simply not compliant with the USB spec. So it's not surprising if USB devices fail to work. For example, they won't be able to successfully negotiate a higher power usage so may be limited to the default 100mA (0.5W). This might not be sufficient power to charge the battery.

          The newer USB3 specs include a lot of additions for power-only devices, including (I believe) power negotiation over the two power wires, as well as higher voltage modes. So the situation may improve in the future.

          • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:44PM

            by nitehawk214 (1304) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:44PM (#120344)

            So all USB2 charge-only cables are technically non-standard? How do wall warts charge phones, then? Maybe they just look for the data pins to be hooked up to something, but not actually communicate.

            I had noticed that older Motorola devices some are more picky about what chargers they connect to. The Nexus 5 would connect to anything, but it will charge very slowly on 500ma, it might not even connect at all when it is at 100ma.

            I am sure that you probably need an amp or more brick to run the wireless charger. But I know the 12V car adapter I used is 2.5A (though its dual port, so I expect it is 2.5A total between 2 ports)

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            • (Score: 1) by Pino P on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:35PM

              by Pino P (4721) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @09:35PM (#120391) Journal

              There is the "Battery Charging" spec on USB.org, which gives "dedicated charging ports" a way to signal to devices that they're allowed to draw more than 100 mA from the port without a data connection. But a lot of devices were manufactured before the spec was published.

        • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:39PM

          by nitehawk214 (1304) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:39PM (#120341)

          I would like to believe that I was doing something wrong here, but even if you plug the device into its own charge brick with a different cable, it still will not work. (Also the power brick is designed with a non-standard usb socket that is recessed into the device, so most usb cables will not even fit into it.)

          It isn't poorly designed, it is maliciously designed.

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      • (Score: 2) by hankwang on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:54PM

        by hankwang (100) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:54PM (#120334) Homepage

        "My Google Wireless charger will refuse to charge unless you plug it into its own AC adapter from it's own cable."

        Don't be too quick to blame Google. Most USB chargers will delicver at most 1 A current, sometimes 1.3 A. All Qi wireless chargers that I've seen require a 1.5 or 2 A supply. I have a dongle to measure the charging current and I can see how it's tryng to pull more current; the voltage drops; the Qi charger stops charging; voltage rises again, and so on.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday November 27 2014, @04:53AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday November 27 2014, @04:53AM (#120500)

        Have you tried a small inverter to make 120VAC from the 12VDC in your car? You can plug your special wall wart into "wall power" in the car. These are cheap and have other uses too.

        With a larger inverter (600 watt in my case) I used my car as a generator during an extended power outage. My 1992 car with electronic fuel injection ran just above idle...for 8 hours at a stretch, and several days in a row. I just put a stick between seat and throttle pedal, and adjusted the rpm to make sure the alternator was maintaining charging voltage (~14V). Iirc the tach showed about 1200 rpm. This didn't cause any damage--the car ran another 60K miles after the ice-storm power outage, with no engine problems.

        Older cars with carburetors would likely foul spark plugs and suffer other insults from that much protracted running at low rpm.

    • (Score: 2) by Arik on Wednesday November 26 2014, @04:43PM

      by Arik (4543) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @04:43PM (#120312)
      Neat little things. Just enough circuitry to negotiate the higher charge rates, but nothing that could possibly run Windows to be infected. And it has no connection to anything else that does.

      Got one for the car too. 2.5 amps, works great.
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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:20AM

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:21AM

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:21AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:21AM (#120145)

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:22AM

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  • (Score: 2) by silverly on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:22AM

    by silverly (4052) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:22AM (#120147) Homepage

    and appearently, they bring all the spammers to soylentnews.

    • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:23AM

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:57AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:57AM (#120171)

      from 10 per day for ACs, I had a feeling that was going to get abused.
      I'm only surprised it took this long.

      -- gewg_

      • (Score: 2) by tibman on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:53AM

        by tibman (134) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:53AM (#120173)

        Maybe you could tie the AC post rate to the rate of mod points given to counter it?

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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @07:24AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @07:24AM (#120178)

          I didn't find the old Slow down, cowboy thing to be an especially bad meme either.
          If that is not going to be in place and IP addresses aren't going to be routinely recorded, maybe a trigger could be installed such that the posting rate of an obvious bot/spammer will be picked out and that IP address will be blocked.

          I can't even -think- fast enough to compose 5 posts in 4 minutes, much less actually type them out and click the buttons.

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          • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:22AM

            by maxwell demon (1608) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:22AM (#120182) Journal

            Actually the troll spam in this story would have been adequately handled by a similarity filter.

            Anyway, I've got the setting that -1 posts should be collapsed by default, but all those top level -1 posts aren't. Is there any way to fix this (other than not displaying -1 posts at all, which I don't want to do)?

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            • (Score: 2) by Marand on Wednesday November 26 2014, @10:01AM

              by Marand (1081) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @10:01AM (#120203) Journal

              Anyway, I've got the setting that -1 posts should be collapsed by default, but all those top level -1 posts aren't. Is there any way to fix this (other than not displaying -1 posts at all, which I don't want to do)?

              I was wondering about that myself. I normally use Threshold -1, Breakthrough 0 so that, at least in theory, I see all posts 0 or up, with -1's collapsed but expandable. Works as expected on all child posts, but the top-level ones still display in full. Setting the breakthrough to 1 makes top-level -1's disappear but 0's still display, and to get rid of top-level 0's I have to set the breakthrough to 2.

              I'm not sure if there's an off-by-one error somewhere, or if top-level posts get some kind of invisible karma bonus, but the top level posts don't behave like the rest.

              • (Score: 2) by sudo rm -rf on Wednesday November 26 2014, @01:41PM

                by sudo rm -rf (2357) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @01:41PM (#120257) Journal

                Just for the record, slashdot* seems to be targeted also, albeit less severe

                * sudo rm -rf is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by slashdot.org

                • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:41PM

                  by nitehawk214 (1304) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:41PM (#120269)

                  I wish there were separate "-1 Troll" and "-1 Spam" moderation. There are a lot of people that use "-1 Troll" as "-1 I Disagree", so there are some really good Troll posts out there. The spam posts are just useless and help nobody. Also there are some legitimately trollish posts that are amusing or interesting.

                  Copy-paste spam is never interesting. As has been said before... "Troll harder, bro."

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                  • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:58PM

                    by nitehawk214 (1304) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @02:58PM (#120275)

                    Actually nevermind, moderators are assholes and will abuse this moderation by applying it to posts that were not spammy.

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                    • (Score: 2) by tibman on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:37PM

                      by tibman (134) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday November 26 2014, @06:37PM (#120337)

                      Offtopic mod seems like a catch-all.

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                  • (Score: 2) by Marand on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:09PM

                    by Marand (1081) on Wednesday November 26 2014, @08:09PM (#120369) Journal

                    I notice you already covered the problem with this idea, but if you still want to try it, you can do something similar with mod tweaking. Go into your user preferences and give a +1 karma mod to troll, maybe offtopic too, so they rank higher than spam. If you want to get really fancy, you can add the same +1 to all the good moderation types too, so that troll posts don't lose their relationship to the good mods but still rank higher than spam. It's a bit weird but it'll have the same basic effect.

                    The problem I see with it isn't necessarily mismoderation, it's that the distinction between flamebait and troll is vague and people use them interchangeably.

                    I know what would help, but it would require a change to slashcode that might not be possible. Allow a -2 score that can only be reached via user-set moderation (and maybe a +6 score that works same way). That would make it possible to mark spam -1 and have it show up lower than everything else. Possibly less useful, but if the inverse were allowed too, you could make insightful/interesting show higher than other good mods.

                    • (Score: 2) by nitehawk214 on Monday December 01 2014, @04:57PM

                      by nitehawk214 (1304) on Monday December 01 2014, @04:57PM (#121555)

                      That is an excellent idea. Thank you. I think I will do the extra -1 to offtopic. I want my troll posts ON TOPIC!

                      Mod parent up (then mod him down).

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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:22AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:22AM (#120149)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:23AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:23AM (#120151)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM (#120152)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM (#120154)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:24AM (#120155)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM (#120156)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM (#120157)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:25AM (#120158)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:26AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:26AM (#120159)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:27AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:27AM (#120160)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:28AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:28AM (#120161)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.

  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:28AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 26 2014, @05:28AM (#120162)

    Thank you for your interest in joining the Gay Wigger Association of DICE* (GayWAD)! GayWADs worldwide are happy that you'd like to become part of our
    constantly enlarging member ship (come sail away 8======D~)
    Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the penis in anus style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:
    1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both
    To submit your Gay Wigger Association of DICE* Membership Application, simply do nothing. Congratulations, you're now a GayWAD!
    If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.
    Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
    GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)
    [ ] I am gay
    [ ] I am a wigger
    [ ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner
    After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.
    Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.
    * GayWAD is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.
    ** GayWAD membership kit no longer includes HIV self-test catheter.