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posted by martyb on Tuesday September 26 2017, @01:57PM   Printer-friendly
from the pathway-to-freedom-or-fate-worse-than-death? dept.

Surgery to embed a nerve-stimulating implant in a patient in a persistent vegetative state (15 years), resulted in the patient reverting to a "minimally conscious" state.

After lying in a vegetative state for 15 years, a 35-year-old male patient in France appears to have regained minimal consciousness following months of vagus nerve stimulation, researchers report today in Current Biology.

The patient, who suffered severe brain damage in a car crash, had shown no signs of awareness or improvement before. He made no apparent purposeful movements and didn't respond to doctors or family at his bedside. But after researchers surgically implanted a device that stimulates the vagus nerve, quiet areas of his brain began to perk up—as did he.

His eyes turned toward people talking and could follow a moving mirror. He turned his head to follow a speaker moving around his bed. He slowly shook his head when asked. When researchers suddenly drew very close to his face, his eyes widened as if he was surprised or scared. When caregivers played his favorite music, he smiled and shed a tear.

Note that "respond" is on the level of "turning his head when asked, though that took a minute."

A few thoughts on this:

  • Medical advances are COOL!
    • Hopefully, this advance can help some folks.
  • This makes ethical questions concerning patients in persistent vegetative states more urgent:
    • (e.g. the question of whether/when to pull the plug has become even more confusing)
  • This introduces some new ethical questions:
    • Is it ethical to "bring back" someone after 15 years? (the world has changed quite significantly)
    • Is it ethical to "bring back" someone to a state where they're might just barely be conscious enough to realise how much their state sucks?

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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:13PM (33 children)

    by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:13PM (#573111)

    I'll answer the ethical questions according to my opinion:

    Is it ethical to "bring back" someone after 15 years? (the world has changed quite significantly)

    Answer: yes. I would want to be brought back if possible. Sure, a lot has changed in 15 years, but it's not *that* much (not like the past 100 years), mainly new technologies. 15 years ago was only 2002: 9/11 had just happened, we had W as president, we were gearing up for 2 wars. This guy will have to learn about 2 wars that happened, and are now mostly over, Obama's presidency, and now Trump being pres for less than a year. He'll have to worry about war with NK, but that's about how things were in 2002, just with different countries and no (small) nukes. The big thing is he'll have to learn about smartphones, and hopefully he won't get led down the wrong path and get an Apple. If he was a Linux enthusiast, he'll be pretty disappointed in the lack of progress: there's a bunch of distros that really do "just work", and well, but there hasn't been that much uptake (it's better than 2002, but not enough), and a lot of time has been wasted re-inventing the DE wheels, but on the upside he'll be able to do almost any normal tasks, including ALL web browsing, on a Linux PC. Cars are a lot nicer than in 2002 though.

    Anyway, the point is, it won't be that hard for him to adjust. It's not like he's coming from the distant past where social attitudes were completely different (e.g., slavery was accepted, women couldn't vote, etc.). The biggest social thing that's changed is gay marriage and growing acceptance of LGBTetc. And that doesn't really affect you in daily life (any more than it did in 2002) unless you're LGBT yourself or have friends or relatives who are; you see it more in news and online forums than anywhere else unless you specifically go to certain places or events.

    Is it ethical to "bring back" someone to a state where they're might just barely be conscious enough to realise how much their state sucks?

    Personally, I'd say yes, probably. If they managed to get this guy back to this state now when only recently they would have considered him a permanent vegetable, then there's no guarantee his current present state is the best he can hope for: they could come up with something even better in a year, maybe even have him fully functional in a few years.

    • (Score: 3, Interesting) by bradley13 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:20PM (6 children)

      by bradley13 (3053) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:20PM (#573116) Homepage Journal

      Serious question: sanity? If the person was truly unconscious - unaware - for 15 years, it may not be an issue. But if they were "locked in" (aware, but completely unable to respond) for 15 years. What are the chances that they are still sane?

      On a vaguely related note: There is also the interesting case of hyperbaric oxygen treatment [livescience.com]. I've linked to a skeptical article, but the doctors in this case claim that a young child's brain was able to regenerate substantial damage.

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      • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:28PM

        by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:28PM (#573124)

        That's a good point about sanity. But can't they determine if they were "locked in" and aware just by reading brain waves? (Note: IANANS (neuroscientist))

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:25PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:25PM (#573273)

        That's a strange question to ask. How would sanity in such a circumstance even be defined? In any case, there have been cases of recovery by "locked in" patients after a number of years, not to mention coma patients who report having had a sense of awareness for years. I've never seen anybody make a digestable evaluation of their sanity.

      • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Immerman on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:26PM (1 child)

        by Immerman (3985) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:26PM (#573418)

        I doubt it would be a big problem. I mean just look at how much time non-locked-in people voluntarily choose to inflict basically the same experience on themselves by watching TV...

        And honestly, if you've never done it I'd recommend spending a week or two not interacting with anyone or anything beyond basic self-maintenance.. Just you and your thoughts, until you learn to put them to rest. The first few days are the hardest - after that it starts getting considerably easier and after a few weeks you start wondering how you ever survived the constant nonproductive "busyness" of "normal" life.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @01:52AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @01:52AM (#573611)

          I tried that and that made me an hermite but it did not put my thoughts at rest...

      • (Score: 2) by edIII on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:49PM

        by edIII (791) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:49PM (#573492)

        If you like that thought, you may like this short science fiction story - The Jaunt [wikipedia.org]

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @02:09AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @02:09AM (#573616)

        Didn't our Soylenti mothers tell us to eat our vegetables?

    • (Score: 4, Interesting) by FatPhil on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:33PM (18 children)

      by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:33PM (#573130) Homepage
      I disagree strongly. Pretty much all he is aware of now is his own artificially-imposed suffering - the people who are keeping him alive are effectively torturing him. People with way higher cognitive and expressive capabilities have petitioned for the right to euthanasia (and been denied that right, and then contrived a suicide) - it's hard to imagine how being worse than that could be considered better than that.
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      • (Score: 2) by goodie on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:39PM (3 children)

        by goodie (1877) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:39PM (#573189) Journal

        Yes, but at the same time, you would be able to let the person decide whether they want to die. In many instances, the family has to go with "that's what he/she would have wanted". If I had to make that call, I'd be pretty miserable. Personally, I would want to have the option of making my will clear that yes, I want to die. But as you pointed out, this requires proper euthanasia legislation so that these people are not worth off for many more years than they were in their vegetative state.

        • (Score: 3, Interesting) by vux984 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:38PM (2 children)

          by vux984 (5045) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:38PM (#573235)

          Yes, but at the same time, you would be able to let the person decide whether they want to die.

          No. You would NOT be able to let the person decide whether they want to die. This person is not sufficiently conscious / competent to make that decision. I thought that was FatPhil's entire point. That THIS person has been brought back to this 'minimal level of consciousness' but CANNOT choose to die. Even if proper euthanasia legislation existed, he wouldn't qualify as competent enough to make the decision.

          • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Fnord666 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:23PM

            by Fnord666 (652) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:23PM (#573272) Homepage

            No. You would NOT be able to let the person decide whether they want to die. This person is not sufficiently conscious / competent to make that decision. I thought that was FatPhil's entire point. That THIS person has been brought back to this 'minimal level of consciousness' but CANNOT choose to die. Even if proper euthanasia legislation existed, he wouldn't qualify as competent enough to make the decision.

            Isn't that the point of a living will? At a time when you are competent to make that decision for yourself, you legally dictate what you want to have happen.

          • (Score: 2) by Immerman on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:30PM

            by Immerman (3985) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:30PM (#573423)

            Bullshit.
            They may not be *legally* allowed to choose for themselves, but whoever has the legal authority to make that choice for them has the option of respecting their wishes.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:49PM (6 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:49PM (#573196)

        Pretty much all he is aware of now is his own artificially-imposed suffering - the people who are keeping him alive are effectively torturing him.

        I am not you, so I can't tell if you have such a strong telepathy to know how it is to be him at this time, but I believe that you are just projecting your own affinities and choices onto him.

        There is a catch 22 on that: You can't decide instead of a sentient human that they want the suffering to end.
        Perhaps they keep hope of recovery? It is a very individual perk, how much will for survival one has.
        You would have to wait for them to be able to tell you if they want to end their lives, and not decide based on how you imagine you would feel, or what would you want if you were in their place.
        None of us had been dead, and most (or perhaps even none) of us haven't been locked in or comatose. And even if some of us had been vegetative for a certain period of time, I am sure if they recovered that they are feeling it is a good thing they weren't switched off back then.

        The only ethical reason why we should still cut off vegetative people who might slowly and perhaps limitedly recover is to harvest good organs for fully sentient, but healthy organs lacking people, who could then fully function and return the favor to society. Screw those comatose sleepy lazy bags sucking electricity and other necessities for too long! If we start saving all presently "donor cases", we will have to let too many ... normal people die or suffer. Every donor is multi-useful, one cadaver can solve problems for many patients from the transplantation waiting list.
        /sarcasm

        We should never settle for cadaver transplantation of organs as the permanent solution for organ failure. As medicine advances, we will find ways to save more and more cases which now are primary supply of organs. We shouldn't pit people one against other, to make one's life extension or betterment depend on untimely death of another. We urgently have to find alternative solutions, but unfortunately today transplantations from "mostly dead" are the easiest, most cost-effective path, and that makes research for alternatives (artificial or grown organs) unprofitable, and simultaneously research on brain recovery both "unethical" and lacking in number of cases to research.

        • (Score: 4, Informative) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:30PM (5 children)

          by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:30PM (#573226)

          We should never settle for cadaver transplantation of organs as the permanent solution for organ failure.

          Don't worry, we never will. Transplanted organs (from donors) are not a great solution, as you have to take anti-rejection drugs for the rest of your life, which ruin your immune system and make it easy for some disease to kill you early. That's why they've been working on "growing" replacement organs using your own cells; this is one big hopeful application of stem cell research. Hopefully, in the near future, if your liver or heart fails, they'll hook you up to a machine for a little while so they can take your cells, grow a new organ in a week or two, then transplant this organ into your body where it'll be accepted since it's your own cells.

          Of course, this is also why we have movies like "The Island", and some other British movie I forget the name of which, starring Keira Knightley with a similar plot but not-so-Hollywood ending. The idea here is that you make clones of people while they're younger, grow the clones to adulthood and keep them around and healthy so that they can be harvested of organs and body parts for the originals as they suffer injuries or age-related problems. This of course all came about as a reaction to cloning, esp. after Dolly the sheep. But there's some obvious problems here: the ethical problem obviously of taking perfectly normal, conscious people and murdering them for their body parts because they're "just a clone" for one. But in addition, there's the practical problem where you need to wait ~20 years before your clone has organs that are mature enough to be used in your adult body. That's OK if you're rich and can afford to have a clone made of yourself that far ahead. But it'll suck if you kill the clone for one vital organ (like the heart), but then a year later now you desperately need her lungs or eyes or even a leg, and it's gone because there wasn't a good and economical way to store the remainder of the clone's body. So modern research is on just growing the organ, with the latest idea I heard being to create a plastic 3D-printed "scaffold" for the organ then growing the body's cells on that. Here's some articles about this:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_printing [wikipedia.org]
          https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/30/will-3d-printing-solve-the-organ-transplant-shortage [theguardian.com]

          There's really no ethical issues here since you're not murdering clone-people, you don't need any cadavers or vegetable-people to take organs from, and you're just using your body's own cells to grow yourself a new organ. It's not here yet, but it certainly looks plausible, and should have some remarkable benefits for our lifespans when it's deployed.

          but unfortunately today transplantations from "mostly dead" are the easiest, most cost-effective path, and that makes research for alternatives (artificial or grown organs) unprofitable

          Not true. As the articles I cited pointed out, there's plenty of research going into grown organs. Even if there were plenty of donor organs available (which there aren't, not by a long shot), the rejection issues are too great; those anti-rejection drugs are going to shorten your lifespan, so there's absolutely a demand for grown organs because of that alone (but more really because of the very limited supply of donor organs). In addition, donor organs today are worth an absolute fortune, because of their rarity, plus also because of the difficulties in storing and transporting them when they're needed. And worse, they're frequently rejected by the recipient, which means they'll probably end up dying soon, and also the organ is wasted. Grown organs promise to be much, much cheaper and avoid all the problems with donor ones. As a bonus, you get a spiffy, brand-new, pristine organ, instead of one that's decades old and subject to whatever abuses the donor put it through (e.g. drug use, mediocre health, etc.).

          • (Score: 2) by darnkitten on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:41PM (2 children)

            by darnkitten (1912) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:41PM (#573485)

            Of course, this is also why we have movies like "The Island", and some other British movie I forget the name of which, starring Keira Knightley with a similar plot but not-so-Hollywood ending.

            Never Let Me Go, based on the (predictably better) book of the same title by Kazuo Ishiguro.

            • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:22AM (1 child)

              by Grishnakh (2831) on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:22AM (#573646)

              It was a pretty dark and depressing movie, but the one thing I didn't get was why the kids, after finding out there was no legal way to avoid organ-harvesting after investigating some rumor they heard about it, simply gave in and reported to be harvested as ordered. They weren't prisoners; they could drive around as they pleased and lived somewhat independently. They didn't seem to have much of a survival instinct.

              • (Score: 2) by darnkitten on Sunday October 01 2017, @02:06AM

                by darnkitten (1912) on Sunday October 01 2017, @02:06AM (#575446)

                Part of it, at least in the novel, was that their "society/culture" was engineered by the powers-that-be to give them a sense of responsibility to each other, e.g. the younger ones cared for the older ones (who had cared for the younger ones as children) who were being actively harvested; also, the hope of being set free if they were "good enough" or "fell in love" kept them from rebelling, as it held out a (nonexistent) reward for not rebelling, similar to the way slaves were kept in check with rumours of occasional freeings coupled with the promise of rewards and punishments in the afterlife.

                They were also kept isolated enough from the rest of society that they would appear "different" and thus easier to track down if they did attempt escape.

                Mostly, though, I think, it comes from being a postwar British-designed society with postwar British attitudes in a British novel--Stiff Upper Lip, Keep Calm and Carry On, Respect Authority, and all that. Winston and Julia in 1984 could have resisted hard enough to be killed, but didn't.

          • (Score: 1) by acid andy on Tuesday September 26 2017, @10:03PM (1 child)

            by acid andy (1683) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @10:03PM (#573536) Homepage Journal

            But it'll suck if you kill the clone for one vital organ (like the heart), but then a year later now you desperately need her lungs or eyes or even a leg, and it's gone because there wasn't a good and economical way to store the remainder of the clone's body.

            There's an easy, if even more horrifying, answer to that. One clone made for each possible organ needed. That could of course be multiplied even further if the patron desires more spares. Y'know - just in case! *shudders*

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            • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:15AM

              by Grishnakh (2831) on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:15AM (#573643)

              That's an obvious solution of course, but remember the word "economical". Sure, BillG could afford to have a small army of clones like this, but most people won't: having clones is like having slaves: it costs a fair amount of money to house and feed and maintain a human being, especially if you're not getting any free labor out of them. This is why this isn't likely to ever be much of a problem, aside from the ethical problems. This is why there's a lot of research going into 3D-printed organs now; the ethics aren't the big problem, it's the economics. Printing an organ on-demand will be relatively very, very cheap, plus far more convenient.

      • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:38PM

        by DeathMonkey (1380) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:38PM (#573289) Journal

        Brain rejuvenation for some. Miniature American flags for others.

      • (Score: 2) by JoeMerchant on Wednesday September 27 2017, @02:14AM (2 children)

        by JoeMerchant (3937) on Wednesday September 27 2017, @02:14AM (#573619)

        Depends on the individual, of course, but I think most long-term heavy medical support expected to end in death is tantamount to torture.

        Doctors are trained to always preserve life, but when the quality of that life is negative I think our current ethical framework is lacking.

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        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Wednesday September 27 2017, @11:10AM (1 child)

          by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Wednesday September 27 2017, @11:10AM (#573732) Homepage
          Very much agree. It's strange that even after millennia we still can't work out what the Hippocratic Oath should really contain. Or not so strange, as different (sub-)cultures will put differing emphases on the various aspects of medical care, and the most contentious aspects will be these very ones we're discussing now.

          I wonder whether any of these clauses, from the 1960s Tufts version, support the motion which I will tastelessly dub "better dead than veg":
          - "avoiding [...] overtreatment" - if you can't improve things, are you actually "treating" at all, in which case doing such treatment-which-isn't-treatment is surely overtreatment?
          - "warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug" - I'd say that a property of any doctor who agrees to let a patient die painlessly at a time of their own chosing is definitely showing sympathy and understanding.
          - "Above all, I must not play at God." - you might say this cuts both ways, forcing someone to stay alive is just as much controlling the life or death of another, which is fairly playing-godish, as forcing someone to die. Which is why we have the concept of concent, to remove that aspect of responsibility from such decisions - the doctors inform the decisions of others, rather than actually making the decisions. And with that in mind I think it does mean that an "I must *by my oath* keep this person alive at all costs" decision should be mapped onto playing (hand of) god.

          As you can see, I like to think they do support the motion, but of course others may differ in their interpretation.
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          • (Score: 2) by JoeMerchant on Thursday September 28 2017, @03:21AM

            by JoeMerchant (3937) on Thursday September 28 2017, @03:21AM (#574190)

            My Grandfather had to argue vigorously with his doctors to NOT amputate his leg, he had had a year to think about it and in that time he had decided for himself that he would rather be dead that missing a leg. The doctor's kept quoting "always preserve life" but at least my Grandfather had the right to deny himself treatment. If he had been incapacitated, they probably would have "treated" him...

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      • (Score: 2) by TheLink on Thursday September 28 2017, @04:04AM (2 children)

        by TheLink (332) on Thursday September 28 2017, @04:04AM (#574201) Journal
        Let's not assume most people would rather die whether they are suffering or not:

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/7966357/Pensioner-tells-how-he-beat-locked-in-syndrome-after-massive-stroke.html [telegraph.co.uk]

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/another-mans-shoes/10877490/What-its-like-to-have-locked-in-syndrome.html [telegraph.co.uk]

        https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ppx3z7/being-in-a-coma-is-like-one-long-lucid-dream-511 [vice.com]

        https://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/17-former-hospital-patients-reveal-what-it-felt-like-to-be-in-a-coma/ [thoughtcatalog.com]

        There's many more if you look.

        The fact is a lot of life for "normal" people involves struggling and suffering, and at times many do feel like suicide, but at other times they feel they still want to continue.

        p.s. lameness filter doesn't like this comment in plain old text but works when "HTML Formatted".

        • (Score: 2) by FatPhil on Thursday September 28 2017, @05:52AM (1 child)

          by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Thursday September 28 2017, @05:52AM (#574240) Homepage
          Yes, the bottom line is that it's the views of the patient that should be paid attention to - it's their life, it's their body, and it's their mind.
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          • (Score: 2) by TheLink on Thursday September 28 2017, @06:32AM

            by TheLink (332) on Thursday September 28 2017, @06:32AM (#574254) Journal

            The thing is most people are bad at predicting how they happy they would be in a future given scenario. So they might think they would want euthanasia but maybe they wouldn't when it actually happens. I've read of someone who had locked-in syndrome and said it was actually quite pleasant - dreamy, floating around, and just one day was "pulled" to consciousness. Not everyone has the same experience of course (some may have nightmares instead).

            There's plenty of evidence showing that people who end up paraplegics don't stay very unhappy or even depressed and suicidal, many bounce back closer to their "built-in" defaults. A similar thing happens for lottery winners.

            http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/01/classic-study-on-happiness-and-the-lottery.html [nymag.com]

            But what’s really striking when you look at the results reported by the researchers is how close their answers actually are: On average, the winners’ ratings of everyday happiness were 3.33 out of 5, and the accident victims’ averaged answers were 3.48. The lottery winners did report more present happiness than the accident victims (an average of 4 out of 5, as compared to the victims’ 2.96), but as the authors note, “the paraplegic rating of present happiness is still above the midpoint of the scale and … the accident victims did not appear nearly as unhappy as might have been expected.”

            Heck maybe if the technology improves perhaps some locked-in people could still be able to interact in VR and would rather stay locked in playing entertaining games and hanging out with their friends all paid for by taxes than to be among those forced to wake up and work ;).

    • (Score: 2) by number11 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:00PM (1 child)

      by number11 (1170) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:00PM (#573209)

      Is it ethical to "bring back" someone after 15 years? (the world has changed quite significantly)

      Answer: yes. I would want to be brought back if possible.

      It's clear that it is very important for everybody to complete an "Advance Health Care Directive" (aka "Living Will") so that you can make your choices while your brain is still in working order. Even if you don't expect to be needing it any time soon (sometimes car crashes happen without your prior agreement). Use forms appropriate for your state, different states may have different requirements; I have no idea what options are available for those outside the USA but it can't hurt to make your wishes known in advance, in writing. Otherwise the choices may be made by random relatives, doctors, government officials, or passersby, without your input.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @05:07AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @05:07AM (#573669)

        What if your state may not agree with your wishes? If I were in a hopeless condition, I would want to be euthanized. If my state does not permit that because it considers it a sin, insanity or against policy, can I permit my family to move me to a location where I can be euthanized?

    • (Score: 2) by frojack on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:16PM (3 children)

      by frojack (1554) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:16PM (#573263) Journal

      Answer: yes. I would want to be brought back if possible.

      Have you ever had major surgery?

      I would expect "minimally conscious" would be that state you are in when awaking from anesthesia, unable to see, maybe you can hear, maybe not, doctors and nurses having to hold you down as you struggle against the panic of not knowing where you are, why you can't breath, totally unable to understand what is going on, because you can't hold a coherent thought for more than an instant...

      I can't imagine a worse state to be trapped in.

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      • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:34PM (2 children)

        by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:34PM (#573281)

        Have you ever had major surgery?

        I would expect "minimally conscious" would be that state you are in when awaking from anesthesia, unable to see, maybe you can hear, maybe not, doctors and nurses having to hold you down as you struggle against the panic of not knowing where you are

        Huh? I've had surgery several times with general anesthesia, the most recent time about 2 years ago, and the first time being having my wisdom teeth removed. I don't remember any of this; I just came to. I was a little bit groggy at first, and couldn't walk, but it seemed a lot better than what most people describe for their alcoholic hangovers. It was far better than some other times in my life I can recall, such as having the flu or food poisoning.

        • (Score: 2) by frojack on Tuesday September 26 2017, @06:15PM (1 child)

          by frojack (1554) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @06:15PM (#573337) Journal

          I hope you never need open heart surgery.

          Tooth surgery isn't even close. You were merely asleep. I've been there as well.

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          • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:19AM

            by Grishnakh (2831) on Wednesday September 27 2017, @03:19AM (#573645)

            No, for my wisdom teeth I was under full anaesthesia. It was apparently quite a process getting them out.

            And as I said, I've had a couple other, much more recent surgeries, with full anesthesia (propofol I think was one of the drugs used). It just wasn't a big deal. I just came to, and was fully conscious and alert pretty soon afterwards. And I didn't need any of the opioid painkillers they gave me by default either, despite an incision a couple inches long.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @09:21AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @09:21AM (#573713)

      Said it before: In the last few decades of the 20th century, a number of previously uncontacted Australian aboriginal tribes lept *fifty thousand* years into the future.

      12 months later they're living in towns and cities, adapted to being passengers in cars, taking buses, watching TV etc.

      So long as we haven't drastically changed socially, it's seemingly no big deal.

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by FatPhil on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:18PM (2 children)

    by FatPhil (863) <pc-soylentNO@SPAMasdf.fi> on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:18PM (#573114) Homepage
    ... all we need is to work out what his sequence of blinks means:

    -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.- -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.- -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.-
    --
    Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
    • (Score: 2) by jbernardo on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:29PM

      by jbernardo (300) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:29PM (#573126)

      I was thinking along the same lines. But I would probably add a few .--. .-.. . .- ... . ··--·· it always pays to be polite.

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:42PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:42PM (#573139)

      -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.- -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.- -.- .. .-.. .-.. -- . .-.-.-

      The software is suggesting that this is the translation of your message:

      -.- .. => "My"
      .-.. . => "name"
      -.. -- => "is"
      . .-.-.- => "FatPhil"
      -.- .. => "and"
      .-.. .- => "I"
      .. -- . . => "have"
      -.-.- => "cravings"
      -.- .. . => "for"
      -.. .- => "hairy"
      .. -- => "men"
      -.- .. => "and"
      . .-.-.- => "systemd."

  • (Score: 0, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:21PM (17 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:21PM (#573118)

    Is anyone else getting all kinds of TLS cert errors when trying to access Slashdot?! It looks like their site is using a cert that expired January 30, 2017?!

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

    • (Score: 0, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:25PM (6 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:25PM (#573123)

      what is this slashpoop you're talking about?

      • (Score: 2, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:31PM (5 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:31PM (#573128)

        Slashdot [slashdot.org] is a website that has many of the same stories as this site, except they publish these stories a day or two earlier than they're published here.

        • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:37PM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:37PM (#573135)

          LOL! That "-1, Troll" mod is really a "-1, Painful Truth" mod!

          • (Score: 3, Funny) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:40PM

            by DeathMonkey (1380) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:40PM (#573291) Journal

            LOL! That "-1, Troll" mod is really a "-1, Painful Truth" mod!

            True. However, once you read the comments there your brain requires that nerve implant to regain minimal consciousness.

        • (Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:29PM (1 child)

          by takyon (881) <reversethis-{gro ... s} {ta} {noykat}> on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:29PM (#573177) Journal

          We can and have beat Slashdot to stories. It just doesn't happen often since we get less submissions and space them out longer (typically 90 minutes instead of 45 minutes)

          --
          [SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:18AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:18AM (#573577)

            I like that our stories are later as we sometimes have better details by then.

        • (Score: 4, Interesting) by edIII on Tuesday September 26 2017, @10:32PM

          by edIII (791) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @10:32PM (#573547)

          The timing is meaningless to me, and is a barb thrown that makes no sense. The state of journalism today?

          • Newspapers. Not interested in dead trees, and the entire industry is in it death throes. Journalism is in decline, and I don't feel like shelling out big bucks to access articles riddled with JS and adware bullshit. That, and when they start firing all of the editorial staff... (MSM can't fucking spell anything anymore)
          • TV News. Not interested in this either, since it is really just mass craven manipulation of people through lies and misrepresentations. Can I really trust CNN? Fox is admittedly not a news channel anyways. The news has devolved into talking heads that quite frankly couldn't hold their own here on this site.
          • A smattering of web sites like Slashdot, Gizmodo, Engadget, etc. that I avoid because of the lack of quality journalism, lack of quality writing, and the endemic infection that is advertising. Not really interested in fighting that hard, and the content is never worth traversing 10 pages that could've been a single page. In other words, I have no interest in participating with the advertising platforms by bringing my eyeballs.

          All of the above being run by executive shitheads that treat us like an audience, while peddling us to their real customers, Big Ad. For me, all that exists is SoylentNews. Sometimes I fire up Tails and try to view other sites, but they're all broke as a mother fucker. You can view The Verge somewhat, and the Huffington Post actually gets top marks for displaying articles well without JS. CNN is a pile of shit, and most local news outlets render horribly through any kind of proxy that removes javascript as well as other bullshit. The user experience is extremely poor on those sites.

          Whereas this site is:

          1. A strongly community oriented site.
          2. Is actually run by the community
          3. Suffers none of the bullshit associated with executive suckheads,
          4. Has the cream of the crop from Slashdot when we forked. I've noticed that the quality of the comments here, "d**k n*****s" aside, is higher.
          5. Functions as a news source. Keyword there was *function*. I get the news that matters to me through this site.

          I wonder why I keep coming back.

          --
          Technically, lunchtime is at any moment. It's just a wave function.
    • (Score: 3, Informative) by bradley13 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:32PM (9 children)

      by bradley13 (3053) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:32PM (#573129) Homepage Journal

      The green site was completely down for a while. Now cert errors. At a guess, they've had a major server issue, and are trying to bring things back up, piecemeal, from backups.

      --
      Everyone is somebody else's weirdo.
      • (Score: 2, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:53PM (7 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:53PM (#573149)

        If I go to https://sourceforge.net/ [sourceforge.net] with JavaScript disabled I get this message:

        We're sorry -- the Sourceforge site is currently in Disaster Recovery mode, and currently requires the use of javascript to function. Please check back later.

        WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:05PM (6 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:05PM (#573159)

          Oh no! Not a Sourceforge outage! Are Michael David Crawford's projects OK?

          • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:19PM (5 children)

            by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:19PM (#573167)

            You joke about this, but the reality is that this could literally mean the end of Free/Libre Open Source Software as we know it.

            According to SourceForge's About page [archive.org]:

            SourceForge is the largest, most trusted destination for Open Source Software discovery and development on the web.

            So this isn't just any site we're talking about. SourceForge is, for all intents and purposes, the foundation of the Free/Libre Open Source Software movement.

            It's clear that this disruption is causing problems for some users [twitter.com]. Look at what well-known Free/Libre Open Source Software community member @MoZ_Rush [twitter.com] had to say: "we neeed it back pls"

            Without SourceForge, Free/Libre Open Source Software effectively doesn't exist.

            • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:28PM (4 children)

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:28PM (#573175)

              Have you been in a vegetative state for 15 years? Sourceforge is a graveyard of dead projects. GitHub is the entire open source community, every open source project is on GitHub, every open source coder is on GitHub.

              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:43PM (3 children)

                by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:43PM (#573192)

                I think there are far more dead projects on GitHub than there are on SourceForge. GitHub is riddled with incomplete JavaScript libraries. There's also a lot of Rust code there that has been abandoned because the Rust language took forever to become stable, so code written one day wouldn't even compile the next day without massive changes.

                • (Score: 4, Informative) by JNCF on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:04PM (2 children)

                  by JNCF (4317) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:04PM (#573255) Journal

                  For a while, SourceForge was adding closed source adware to projects that left their platform (including GIMP) without approval from the authors or any warning to end-users. They've theoretically stopped, but only after losing all credibility. Not that github should be unconditionally trusted, just that SourceForge is known to be a malicious actor.

                  • (Score: 2) by darnkitten on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:19PM (1 child)

                    by darnkitten (1912) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:19PM (#573514)

                    Has anyone reputable certified Sourceforge as clean recently?

                    There are several programs from Sourceforge I've kept in a pre-adware state, due to their usefulness. Some of them have updates exclusively available on the site, but while I've heard, like you said, that they've "theoretically stopped" bundling crapware, I haven't heard anyone authoritative say that they are safe.

                    • (Score: 2) by JNCF on Wednesday September 27 2017, @09:25PM

                      by JNCF (4317) on Wednesday September 27 2017, @09:25PM (#574048) Journal

                      Has anyone reputable certified Sourceforge as clean recently?

                      Not that I know of (haven't checked), but I can't imagine anything that would make me give them an iota of trust anytime soon. Even if somebody demonstrated that everything they distribute exactly matches what the authors intended to publish, my question would be for how long? This sort of self-inflicted reputational damage, not through incompetence but through maliciousness driven by profit motive, should take decades to recover from. Really, SourceForge should just die in a fire. There are multiple alternatives.

                      There are several programs from Sourceforge I've kept in a pre-adware state, due to their usefulness. Some of them have updates exclusively available on the site,

                      I had a similar conundrum a while back, and ended up installing their shit on a box used for nothing else.

      • (Score: 3, Interesting) by frojack on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:19PM

        by frojack (1554) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:19PM (#573266) Journal

        they've had a major server issue,

        You mean they have been in a "minimally conscious" state???

        Maybe the sysops will decide to revert to a persistent vegetative state as a safety measure.
        Another 15 years ought to be about right.

        --
        No, you are mistaken. I've always had this sig.
  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:50PM (12 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:50PM (#573145)

    Didn't keep his skills up, hasn't learned any new technologies, and he's too old.

    Even if he had godlike Linux skills in 2002, he's worthless now.

    • (Score: 5, Funny) by kazzie on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:12PM

      by kazzie (5309) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:12PM (#573164)

      Alternatively, he's uncorrupted by systemd...

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:19PM (7 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:19PM (#573168)

      Meh... I'm myself 35 now... so I pretty much left the university 15 years ago... the new stuff that I learned in that time (some of it is outdated already) could easily be caught up with in... 2 years or so. OTOH, got tired of my job and switched to something completely else, lots of people do that.... I think with some good mindset he would be fine.

      • (Score: 2) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:33PM (6 children)

        by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:33PM (#573230)

        What did you switch to, out of curiosity, assuming you left the tech field altogether?

        I'm always a little curious to hear about people who started in the tech field and abandoned it, despite all the screams from various places that "We need more people in STEM!!!!".

        • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:39PM (4 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:39PM (#573238)

          Animal husbandry... Specifically breeding stallions... My uncle has a farm. My job is to collect the essential fluids we use when breeding horses...

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:50PM (2 children)

            by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:50PM (#573245)

            a horse wanker. what a life.

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:06PM (1 child)

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:06PM (#573260)

              The proper term is animal husbander...

              • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:02PM

                by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:02PM (#573500)

                In that case, my right hand is a human husbander. I feel better about it already ;)

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @06:11PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @06:11PM (#573334)

            Animal husbandry... Specifically breeding stallions... My uncle has a farm. My job is to collect the essential fluids we use when breeding horses...

            They say, do what you love. Sounds like you left to follow a field you must have had an aptitude for.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:01PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:01PM (#573456)

          Previous Poster here, someone scooped the thread (well, that's what you get for posting as AC)

          I'm a trained plant molecular biologist, but moved into the field of software programming (still somewhat in with relation of biology and lab work though). So, yeah... in a way I'm a STEM person and still consider myself to be that. After so many years working in science, you'll start to see all the flaws in the way things are done. I managed to earn myself quite a bit of money through investments in that time and after finishing my so-much-th temporarily contract I decided to make my hobby (programming as independent developer) my work... and hopefully within not too much time my work into my hobby.

    • (Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:28PM (2 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:28PM (#573174)

      Now that systemd has been entrenched for a couple of years in even the most conservative of Linux distros (like Debian), and much longer in Fedora, it's getting harder and harder to find entry-level sysadmins who have experience with Linux distros that don't use systemd. You really start to worry for society when a new Linux sysadmin says, "Where's journalctl? All Linux systems should have journalctl!" while working on a server running Debian 7.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:38PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:38PM (#573187)

        I yearn for the days when there were significant differences between Unix flavors, competent sysadmins adapted to whatever they were using at the moment, and incompetent idiots ran away screaming. Linux/systemd is too homogeneous, but "idiot friendly" is what young dumb devops need, because they are stupid.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:33AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:33AM (#573582)

        lol debian in the enterprise hahaha heheh hohohoh HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • (Score: 2) by GreatAuntAnesthesia on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:55PM (1 child)

    by GreatAuntAnesthesia (3275) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:55PM (#573151) Journal

    OK, so the ethical questions about bringing someone back after 15 years are pertinent now, but if this treatment is shown to be effective then it can be applied to patients as soon as they go into their vegetative state. Once the backlog of people lying comatose for years / decades has been worked through, the question becomes moot.

    Which raises another question: Could it be that this treatment would be more effective on someone who is only recently injured than someone who has been flat on their back for 15 years?

    • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:22PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:22PM (#573169)

      Could it be that this treatment would be more effective on someone who is only recently injured than someone who has been flat on their back for 15 years?

      Perhaps it is. Maybe it isn't.

  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:56PM (9 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @02:56PM (#573152) Journal

    Can they remove some nerve tissue and make people less aware?

    Oh, wait - they've already done that by giving people "smart phones". Never mind . . .

    • (Score: 0, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:52PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:52PM (#573200)

      How is this informative.

      You are part of that group of old people that sit around at burger king every morning drinking endless cups of coffee arent you. I bet your old fogies friends voted you up on this. Stupid whippersnappers and their phones.

    • (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:55PM (6 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @03:55PM (#573202)

      I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Internet-enabled smart phones have made people a lot more aware. They're more aware of news. They're more aware of politics. They're more aware of their surroundings, thanks to the maps and GPS that nearly all smart phones offer. If anyone is less aware, it appears to be you! You aren't aware of how smart phones have made other people so much more aware!

      • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:30PM (5 children)

        by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:30PM (#573223) Journal

        I guess I can counter each of your claims easily enough.

        News - mostly from echo chamber main stream media.
        Politics - again, echo chamber main stream media.
        Surroundings? You really threw in awareness of surroundings? People with their noses to the screens are hurtling past you on the highway - you only HOPE that they are aware of you. People are so aware of their surroundings, that they need a smartphone to tell them where to get a cup of coffee. Maps and GPS are necessary, BECAUSE people can't be bothered to remember how to get home.

        Awareness and computer literacy aren't exactly synonymous, youngster. You may or may not be more computer literate than I, but I can go anywhere you can go, WITHOUT gluing my nose to a screen. What's more, I'll actually see the sights along the way.

        My favorite talk show hosts were making fun of some people at a football game. There the people sat, in the bleachers, with a game in progress - and less than half the people were watching the game they had paid to watch. More than half had their heads down, looking at their electronic device.

        You may live in a different world than I live in, but don't think for one moment that you are somehow "more aware" than me, or my generation.

        Let's try this. We meet up in Times Square, in New York. No phones, no maps, no GPS, no nothing. You get a car, I get a car, and money for gas. We drive to Balboa Park in San Diego. You don't get to cheat and follow me, either. You navigate your way across the continent, based on your knowledge of the USA. Can you do it? I have no way to verify that you can or cannot do that relatively minor task - but how many of your generation can do it? Not very damned many, that's for sure. You are dependent on your devices.

        • (Score: 5, Touché) by Grishnakh on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:39PM (4 children)

          by Grishnakh (2831) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:39PM (#573236)

          Let's try this. We meet up in Times Square, in New York. No phones, no maps, no GPS, no nothing. You get a car, I get a car, and money for gas. We drive to Balboa Park in San Diego. ... You navigate your way across the continent, based on your knowledge of the USA. Can you do it? ... how many of your generation can do it? Not very damned many, that's for sure. You are dependent on your devices.

          Your generation is pathetically dependent on your devices: you need a motorcar to get around? You can't even walk, or ride a horse? And you have to use roads instead of navigating by compass or using the stars? Whippersnapper. You probably wouldn't even survive without manufactured clothing; can you even make your own clothes?

          • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:04PM (3 children)

            by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:04PM (#573257) Journal

            Actually, I can walk. I would prefer to ride a horse. And, I'll get to Balboa Park, either way.

            Compass, no problem. I'm far from the best of stargazers, but I can find the dippers and tne North Star.

            Now, clothing, you've got me on. I've made clothes, from cloth - that is manufactured cloth. But, no, I've never made my own yard, never made my own cotton or homespun, or hemp fabric. So long as you permit me to use manufactured cloth, yes, I can make clothing. That would delay my departure from Times Square though.

            • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:19PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:19PM (#573268)

              #lifefailure
              #learn2knit
              #geezerswtweezers

            • (Score: 2) by curunir_wolf on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:21PM (1 child)

              by curunir_wolf (4772) on Tuesday September 26 2017, @07:21PM (#573410)

              Cotton? Hemp? Wouldn't it be easier just to find an animal with plenty of fur and wear THAT?

              Actually, hemp or any fibrous plant is easy to work with. You don't need to spin it into cloth, you just braid it into string and do a cross-hatch. I've made sandals that way.

              --
              I am a crackpot
              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:08PM

                by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:08PM (#573503)

                Clothes! When I were a lad we grew hair if we wanted to be born. Pushed it out by sheer willpower. Don't give me "clothes" littl'un.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:33PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @04:33PM (#573229)

      That research is already complete, most of it done in the 1930-1960 date range. [wikipedia.org] It was shown effective at treating violent psychosis, persistent chronic pain, and hysteria; its developers were awarded the Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine of 1949. Patients reported some loss of spontaneity, responsiveness, self-awareness and self-control following the operation, with a post-operative mortality rate as low as 5%. [1]

      Its use as a procedure was discontinued following allegations that it was being applied in undue proportion to women and minorities. [2] Its use has largely been replaced by antipsychotic medications.

      [1] Other side effects include (but are not limited to) confusion, incontinence, increased appetite, considerable weight gain, aphasia, and seizures.

      [2] I was tempted to make a sarcastic "this is why we can't have nice things" remark here, but the tone of my post is already dangerously close to Poe's Law territory. For the humor impaired, the above post is a work of satire, intending to be both informative and darkly humorous. The author does not support brain damage as a medical treatment, and supports efforts to shine light on unequal treatment of the disadvantaged.

  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by cmdrklarg on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:35PM (1 child)

    by cmdrklarg (5048) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 26 2017, @05:35PM (#573284)

    Bring back after 15 years? I don't want to be in that state for 15 years in the first place!

    I've made it clear to my family that if I'm ever in that kind of state with no hope of recovery that they are to pull the plug.

    It's cool that they are able to do this, but this "sanctity of life" attitude needs to go away. Prolonging life for the sake of prolonging it is wrong!

    --
    The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:12PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @09:12PM (#573508)

      Follow the money religious freedom, Lebowski.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:35PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 26 2017, @08:35PM (#573480)

    just started season 2.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:37AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 27 2017, @12:37AM (#573583)

      this is 'murika pal.

    • (Score: 2) by darnkitten on Sunday October 01 2017, @02:15AM

      by darnkitten (1912) on Sunday October 01 2017, @02:15AM (#575450)

      Reminds me of the third part of Roadside Picnic by the Strugatsky brothers.

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