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Breaking: Bacon and Muffins Disappear

posted by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @11:59PM   Printer-friendly
from the staff-released-from-mind-control dept.
Just as quickly as they arrived, our food-based overlords have vanished. The only remains appear to be a dirty frying pan, and and a discarded muffin wrapper. No notification from either the corn muffin or the bacon bloc have been found leading many to suspect foul play. Free of their enslavement, the staff of SoylentNews has restored the site to its previous name and glory, with statements like that "no, we haven't sold out" and "we didn't say that, it was that damn muffin".

In other news, NCommander has returned to his position as head of the site. When asked where he went, all he could say is "I had a really good breakfast".
 
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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Wednesday April 02 2014, @01:59AM

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Wednesday April 02 2014, @01:59AM (#24564) Homepage

    Soylent news is people, Bacon News is made from a bunch of squealing and grunting swine who roll around in and eat their own filth. So yeah, for a multitude of reasons your idea is a good one.

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  • (Score: 1) by Subsentient on Wednesday April 02 2014, @03:28AM

    by Subsentient (1111) on Wednesday April 02 2014, @03:28AM (#24591) Homepage Journal

    This is funnier to me than you'll ever know.

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