As you're probably aware we experienced some unplanned downtime today. It has been claimed it was entirely the fault of Russian Hackers. They invaded fluorine and caused the database updating code in rehash to not update the database this last site update. Which is just as well, I suppose, since two of the SQL statements refuse to complete even when run manually. That I'm going to have to chalk up to a misconfigured ndbd on helium and neon.
tl;dr The long and short of it is, we'll be fine until we can get those updates into the database, but it is going to mean more downtime this weekend.
~TMB
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 08 2018, @10:53AM (1 child)
Just depict is as seen from the Moon.
(Score: 2, Funny) by DECbot on Thursday February 08 2018, @03:26PM
sure thing.
As viewed from the moon:
Earth --> O8==D <-- penis
(images are roughly to scale)
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base