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posted by martyb on Tuesday March 26 2019, @03:50PM   Printer-friendly
from the yes-thats-a-real-thing dept.

I discovered today that there is a CDC website on Zombie Preparedness.

The government helping with all your Zombie Apocalypse Preparation needs.

Who knew? I checked, and it's not April 1 yet.


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