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Janrinok - FOR TRAINING ONLY - do not release!

posted by janrinok on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:08AM   Printer-friendly
from the this-should-never-be-seen dept.
janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

More humour can be found at bash.org"
 
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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by nobbis on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:23AM

    by nobbis (62) on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:23AM (#7860) Homepage Journal

    true, buts it's funny, about tech and not a dupe, so beating most /. submissions already

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  • (Score: 2) by mrbluze on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:30AM

    by mrbluze (49) on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:30AM (#7862) Journal

    Yeah I laughed at it. But also the other articles today have been fantastic, and the comments! Whoa! Highly recommended reading.

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  • (Score: 1) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @10:37AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @10:37AM (#7881)

    it's not a dupe, but a rehash of the jokes everybody already knows.

    but anyhow, does Soylentnews have an acronym like "/."? "SN" or "SNiP"? or just a S like the favicon?

    • (Score: 5, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:01AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:01AM (#7888)

      does Soylentnews have an acronym like "/."? "SN" or "SNiP"? or just a S like the favicon?

      How about 'Oylentnew'? (Because the S is soylent)
      Ugh, I embarrass myself.

      • (Score: 1) by bucc5062 on Thursday February 27 2014, @12:20PM

        by bucc5062 (699) on Thursday February 27 2014, @12:20PM (#7904)

        Thank you very much, now I have to clean off my screen. You must be from Brooklyn

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      • (Score: 1) by EvilJim on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:45PM

        by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:45PM (#8114) Journal

        yeah, that was brilliant, I usually don't lol, but I lol'ed

    • (Score: 2) by mcgrew on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:13PM

      by mcgrew (701) <publish@mcgrewbooks.com> on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:13PM (#7989) Homepage Journal

      I'm partial to S/N because of the double meaning.

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      • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:40PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:40PM (#8007)

        What [wikipedia.org] double [wikipedia.org] meaning are you talking about?

        • (Score: 1) by TK on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:09PM

          by TK (2760) on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:09PM (#8088)

          Clearly it's a play on the abbreviation of Senegal, but only true fans will get the joke.

          Speaking of which, has soylentnews.sn been registered...?

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      • (Score: 1) by EvilJim on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:42PM

        by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:42PM (#8112) Journal

        Signal to Noise ratio?

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by c0lo on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:52AM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:52AM (#7897) Journal

    true, butt is fanny

    FTFY

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