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Janrinok - FOR TRAINING ONLY - do not release!

posted by janrinok on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:08AM   
from the this-should-never-be-seen dept.

janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

More humour can be found at bash.org"

• Re:bash.org used to be funny Re:bash.org used to be funny (Score: 2, Informative) by nitehawk214 on Thursday February 27 2014, @05:23PM

  by nitehawk214 (1304) on Thursday February 27 2014, @05:23PM (#8057)

  The latest feed on bash.org has not been updated in over a year. I think its dead, Jim.

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  "Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh

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• Re:bash.org used to be funny (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:02PM

  by maxwell demon (1608) on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:02PM (#8085) Journal

  The latest feed on bash.org has not been updated in over a year. I think its dead, Jim.

  Did Netcraft confirm it?

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  The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.

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• Re:bash.org used to be funny (Score: 1) by EvilJim on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:00PM

  by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:00PM (#8117) Journal

  agreed

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