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posted by martyb on Saturday September 07 2019, @05:44AM   Printer-friendly
from the "Long-Pig" dept.

A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.

Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the "food of the future," Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.

Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.

According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead.

[Ed note: At first I was going to give this story a pass and then, well... this site is called SoylentNews said name being tangentially related to Soylent Green and the tag line is: "SoylentNews is people", so it only goes to follow that you are what you eat, right? Feel free to comment seriously, but I'm quite frankly more interested in what kind of fun the community can have with this story! Some jokes just write themselves. --martyb]

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Pslytely Psycho on Saturday September 07 2019, @06:08AM (2 children)

    by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Saturday September 07 2019, @06:08AM (#890859)

    Longpork, it's What's for Dinner.

    Alex Jones lawyer inspires new TV series: CSI Moron Division.
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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 07 2019, @07:17AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 07 2019, @07:17AM (#890871)

    Bumpersticker in Fiji: "Tourists: The other White meat!" They sell wooden "cannibal forks" in the gift shops, you know.

  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by EvilSS on Saturday September 07 2019, @02:06PM

    by EvilSS (1456) Subscriber Badge on Saturday September 07 2019, @02:06PM (#890969)
    I would add "The other, other white meat" but let's face it, we know white people aren't going to be the product here.