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"cafebabe" writes:

In 2009, after undergoing the Daily Mail's rigorous investigation [soylentnews.org] and fact-checking process [soylentnews.org], the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) reduce levels of interaction leading to reduced oxytocin and increased stress [dailymail.co.uk]. In 2017, the Daily Mail reported that social networks (such as Facebook) encourage excessive tanning in an effort to improve appearance in [dailymail.co.uk] selfies [urbandictionary.com].

Soylentils are advised to avoid social networks, the Daily Mail, oxytocin, oxycontin [soylentnews.org], daylight, nightlight, selfies and the JavaScript which runs the Daily Mail headline generator [qwghlm.co.uk].

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