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England Finds Matthew Flinders In a London Train Station
Accepted submission by Anonymous Coward
at 2019-01-25 12:09:10
from the We will find you, mate dept dept.
Just when you think visiting Australia can't be stranger the brits turn up a new one by discovering the resting place of the first person to circumnavigate Australia [news.com.au] while renovating. Remember, kids, always use lead for your coffin plate so if you are lost for a few centuries people who find you know who you are.
Whip it, baby.
Whip it right.
Whip it, baby.
Whip it all night!
