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A Squirrel Malfunctions While Eating Nuts in the Most 2020 Mood
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A squirrel malfunctions while eating nuts in the most 2020 mood [mashable.com]:
Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug
than an old bird of paradise.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
