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An Anonymous Coward writes:

It was a cold Winter morning when Steve awakened from yet another nightmare. He casually sauntered to his porch and let his robe slip off and blow into the sky, never to be recovered.

He revealed his STEAMING ERECT PENIS to his empty lot, a forest of sorts with no human nearby for 50 acres.

But there were plenty of birds, especially the coveted PENIS BIRD. It only took a few minutes before a PENIS BIRD fell from the sky and landed on Steve’s STEAMING ERECT PENIS.

His day was joyful and complete.

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