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An Anonymous Coward writes:

"LICK IT AND STICK IT!" MY GRAND PAPPY USED TO SAY. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
THOSE WORDS UNTIL ONE DAY I WAS LOST IN THE FOREST AND CAME UPON A RED FOX.

SURPRISINGLY, IT WAS FRIENDLY. AFTER A FEW DAYS I WAS ABLE TO PET IT'S
HEAD.

SUDDENLY THE FOX WAS SCARED OFF BY SOMETHING. I DIDN'T KNOW BUT MY BALLS
BEGAN TO SWELL AND FILL WITH SEMEN LIKE TWO CAMEL'S HUMPS AND I KNEW WHAT I
HAD TO DO....

MY PANTS WERE RIPPED OFF MY FLESH LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HULK
EPISODE/MOVIE. I DIDN'T TURN GREEN, BUT INSTEAD MY THROBBING AND STEAMING
PENIS WAS EXPOSED.

IN THE ACTIONS THAT FOLLOWED, I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT LICK IT AND STICK
IT MEANT.

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