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I like to piss all over myself, just lay back and enjoy the warmth!

Rejected submission by Anonymous Coward at 2023-02-23 21:21:09
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It's quite the thrill,
when you piss all over yourself

just try it

lay back in your favorite comfy chair (or bed) and just relax........

you should have drank at least 1/ of a giant DIET SHASTA (Terry was his name-o!) prior to this event.

now let go... let that warm urine just caress your body as it pours out, don't force it!

it is so warm can you not feel the delight?

clean up is easy just remember to lay highly absorbent mat underneath you so you don't soil your chair/bed.

that's really all there is to it!

enjoy!


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