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Linux for Niggers™

Linux for Niggers™ is a Linux "distro" that includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over. Niggers have always had trouble understanding new technology. Computers are no exception. Some people have said this is because niggers are dumb, but we believe the real problem is that technology has traditionally been designed for white people. Linux for Niggers™ changes all that. It was developed from the ground up with niggers in mind. It will usher in a whole new era of Afro-ergonomic computing.

Features unique to Linux for Niggers™ include an Ebonics-to-English translator, African "tribal beats" sound and desktop theme, and a collection of rap music and gay pornography. But this release isn't just about new features. This new version brings black men closer together than ever in the spirit of Ubuntu.

Linux for Niggers™ is currently being sold at $14.88 per copy.

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