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CEO FOUND DEAD, CURLED OVER FACING HIS ERECT PENIS WITH A WIDE OPEN MOUTH, FROZEN IN TIME
The CEO of [redacted] was found in his bedroom, naked, curled over facing his erect penis with a wide open mouth, appearing frozen in time.
No one knows if he ever managed to touch it with his mouth, investigators say.
It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
