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Freeman [soylentnews.org] writes:

https://arstechnica.com/staff/2026/04/a-word-from-editor-moonshark-about-artemis-ii/ [arstechnica.com]

Hello! Is Moonshark. Moonshark say, long time since Moonshark have front page article but Moonshark believe is overdue if Moonshark does say so Moonshark self.

Moonshark is shark from Moon, and Moon have important event come soon: is visit by astronauts from Earth for first time since before Moonshark born! Moonshark excited say hello! Hello Earth astronauts!
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Moonshark read on Ars Technica Moon edition that Artemis II crew make launch today and come fly see Moon. Moonshark want extend flipper of peace to astronauts from Earth and say Moon is pretty okay place to live, very nice, lots fun things to do! Good food scene with Moon food trucks, lots Moon concerts, many fine Moon tourist attraction. Moonshark hope astronauts like Moon, leave good review on Moon Yelp.
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Moonshark close by say, wish best luck to Artemis II crew—Reid, Victor, Christina, Jeremy. Hope big rocket make smooth ride, fast trip, and hope spaceship have good snacks. Cannot wish for fair winds and following seas because no seas in space and no wind on Moon, so Moonshark just say, “Safe voyage, Earth friends.”

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