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Elon Musk, supervillan, wants to nuke Mars
Taking a cue from Xenu [wikipedia.org], Elon Musk has admitted to Stephen Colbert that he'd like to hit the Martian poles with nukes [foxnews.com] to bring about global warming. It is unlikely that there would be life on Mars after the explosions.
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