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April 1st Joke

posted by on Wednesday April 01 2020, @01:02AM   Printer-friendly
from the automotive dept.

The Mighty Buzzard writes:

The 4/1 joke this year is on me. Working from home apparently doesn't get you out of working on your home, or in this case a church destined to shortly be my home. Which is what kept me from having time to annoy you lot with a terrible/goofy/whatever theme or some other silliness this year. Enjoy your lazy Wednesday and feel free to have a chuckle at my expense.

Side note: there are only sixty-one four-digit uids left at the time of this writing (the morning of 3/31) . Any of you long time ACs who think you might want to register before we hit five digits need to do it soon.

 
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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by ilPapa on Wednesday April 01 2020, @03:22AM (2 children)

    by ilPapa (2366) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @03:22AM (#977911) Journal

    You haven't met many people who've had to deal with death or other horrific badness regularly, have you? A sense of humor at pretty much all times is mandatory.

    Buzz, you knucklehead. If you had a sense of humor, you might have not gotten wooshed so badly by my post. You just responded to the setup for a joke with a sanctimonious lecture about humor. Could you not read the room?

    Soldiers, cops, firemen, paramedics...

    None of which are you, Bozo, so maybe lighten up just a wee bit and next time you won't end up with BOFA DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR CHIN, YOU NUMPTY *REKT%#@^*

    Oh, and delete your account.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday April 01 2020, @04:23AM (1 child)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Wednesday April 01 2020, @04:23AM (#977926) Homepage Journal

    Yeah, yeah. Fair nuff. I'd like coffee and a side of bacon with my lumps though.

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    • (Score: 2) by ilPapa on Wednesday April 01 2020, @05:37PM

      by ilPapa (2366) on Wednesday April 01 2020, @05:37PM (#978108) Journal

      Good man. I've always liked you, Buzzard.

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