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Accepted submission by martyb at 2021-04-13 14:57:37
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Thank You! Today marks seven years since the first story I edited appeared on SoylentNews [soylentnews.org] . I count myself extremely fortunate to have worked with some amazingly-gifted people who founded, developed, and supported this site. And, even more importantly, the community that sprung up as we made ourselves known, waaay back on 2014-02-17 02:06:00 UTC [soylentnews.org].

Motivation: It all started when I noticed spelling and grammatical errors on SoylentNews.

I hopped onto the the #editorial channel of our IRC (Internet Relay Chat) service and tried to get the attention of an editor. Once that was accomplished, I then explained what I found and asked to get it corrected. (Background: I'd worked in software testing for decades. That included more than just testing the software. On-line help, user guides, design documents, function specifications, system specifications and training manuals all came under my review.)

Sure enough, a day or two later, I noticed another error. Again onto IRC. Try to get the attention of an editor. Explain what I found and what I thought it should be changed to. And then, sure enough, another day and another mistake.

One day I was particularly exasperated as I struggled to find someone to correct a mistake. Took me seemingly forever to get the attention of someone on IRC (athough it was most likely less than an hour). I pointed out that if they just let me edit stories on the site, I could go in and fix them myself!

A day or two later, it happened again. Took a while to get someone to correct a mistake in a story. Again I suggested letting me edit stories directly. There's an old saying along the lines of: "Be careful of what you ask; for you just might get it!"

Background: Mind you, I'd started on the Green Site before it even had UIDs and nicknames! (ca. December 1996). I already knew the user-visible capabilities quite well. It couldn't be that hard, right? Heck, I was using IBM Generalized Markup Language [wikipedia.org] in the early 1980s. That was the primary ancestor to SGML (Standard Generalized Markup Language) [wikipedia.org] which was developed in 1986. SGML, in turn, went on to become a foundation to HTML (HyperText Markup Language) [wikipedia.org] which followed in 1993. So I was astonished when I discovered there is a LOT more under the covers than meets the eye! There's an Admin menu at the top of each page with several selections and each of those had a similar number of sub-selections. By default, that is. Depending on one's privilege level, additional menu options appeared. Further, admin pages gained additional fields and capabilities! Whew! But that all came later.

One day I was informed that I could be an editor, but in involved some training. Just learning the UI (User Interface) of the story submissions page, the story editing page, and then the story list page was a learning cliff. That was not helped with the site still being relatively newly-started. We were still experiencing site outages and hiccups. Some controls did not behave the way they were supposed to.

Further, beyond the UI's editing controls, there are site standards and style guides to follow, as well.

Thank You! At this point I wish to call out special thanks to those who guided me through that training period. Sadly, the names escape me, but I'm pretty sure janrinok led the way and I recall paulej72 helping me at one point. (If anyone has more info, I'd love to hear it!).

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Oh yeah. Let's say I use a single letter to represent each story that I edited and posted here. So far, I've averaged just shy of 4 stories posted per day (3.91, to be precise; 220 more stories would be required to reach the 4-per-day average). As I've now posted over 10,000 stories, I find it hard to visualize.

Imagine each letter in each of the following words corresponds to posting a single story. Each four-letter word corresponds to an average day's posting. This is what 10,000 story postings would look like:

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